Hey lovers and loveys!
It's that time of year again, so whether you are finding yourself all alone this weekend (like myself) or you have a date that just isn't as *ahem* REWARDING as you had hoped for all your planning and effort...let me help you right these wrongs with some warm, tender, frisky, freaky companionship. Please contact me soon and you might just be lucky enough to lock down one of my four hour breakfast, brunch, lunch or dinner date specials. Email me for details. I can't wait to hear from you! xxxUnfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
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