Ask them for a copy of their hidden video

They probably are muff diving to it right now.

You are a sexual terrorist. :P

Michelle I would luv to pass my wand over you. [eom]

-- Modified on 4/26/2004 8:58:20 PM

shrimp and crab fishing floats, odd pieces of driftwood and old fishing nets

"Thank you for sailing American Airlines".

When they got to your "other" sex toys...lol...they must have wondered if they stumbled across a raging,sex crazed,female pirate of the Caribbean...

Cheers Matey!

Just turn on one of your toys before you pack it: vibrating luggage.

Did you see "Fight Club?" The luggage that gets held because it vibrates?  ("Sometimes...it's a dildo.")

Of course, that was before 9/11.  They'd probably evacuate the terminal if that happened now.  I could just see the news reports.

BTW, it does raise the question, have you had the HSA unpack any toys yet?

/Zin

They should feel special for getting a freebie.

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With all the traveling I do, not once have I been searched let alone wanded. On my last trip to Cali I even tried to stick a toy gun, along with my many toys in the luggage in hopes of getting searched. No luck!
Maybe next trip  ~Carlee

She is a stewardess and was not used to having her carry-on checked.

On a trip to Rome, her carry-on was inspected and they examined her numerous toys and lubes very carefully.

She told them she had a special audience with the Pope.