Sometimes the wife just gets overly horny.

No controlling her then.

What went on,under that table is highly inappropriate?

That should only be done at board room tables!

Your fired!...OOPS...sorry, wrong venue.

-- Modified on 4/25/2004 4:33:15 PM

I say chap...let me interject my few pounds

Best I ever had "under the table" was on the movie set with Tallulah Banghead or was it Moorehead.My mind escapes me.

I said to T, "Tallulah, Tallulah dollie, Tallulah moore Head"

Tally-Ho!

pretty damn hot (especially at the age of 13).

Wasn't there another one named "Alotta Fagina" or something like that?

Please don't hesitate to call the next time you want to................ shake things up or want to go..........down town, for dinner,

A very sexy dinner date.....

There's nothing quite like getting flirty and naughty over dinner  I have fond memories of some great lunch/dinner dates.  (One was very well described in the attached review.)  

It's a pity more restaurant don't have long tablecloths

I had a dinner date use a remote control "egg" vibrator all through dinner!!

He wanted to control the buzzing, and he really did, taking me to the edge a few times and toying with me there.

I know for certain that the wait staff knew what was going on, as we kept getting a different one every few minutes checking on water and bread!!

That's a fun memory!  Thanks!

Elise [email protected]

We had just finished a wonderful dinner and were making the 15 mile drive back to the hotel on a So. Cal. freeway. She was on the phone with a good friend who is fellow provider. As I slid my hand across to her thigh she responded by puting her feet (high heels still on) up on the dashboard, spread eagle, skirt hiked up to who knows where, and began an erotic description to her friend as to latest location of my fingers, complete with moans and groans. Now I'm only hearing one side of the conversation when she starts laughing and says, XXXXX says what the hell are you talking to me for, get his dick in your mouth. Now we'e both laughing, cars are passing us and looking in, we're passing cars, her high heels still pressing against the windshield, I'm having a tough time staying in my lane. Then she turns to me and says--I wish we had a camera with us, I'd love to have a pic of this for my website, I'd bet no one has a pic quite like this.

Maybe you had to be there, but I thought it was great and I'll always have that pic in my head.

I couldn't include this in a review since I've previously reviewed her.

Re:Dinner dates

Why James, I'll go to dinner with you any time!

This is Octopussy. I'm ambidextrous and can change hands/tinticles without loosing a stroke.  Hmm . . . maybe I should take up golf. Wink!

Hugs,
Ciara