Carolinas
It's an interesting story about how the "finger" came into use ...
Taking a break from shuffling papers and looking at lil cuties who want "candy"---"I want candy!"
When I notice several giving me, lil ole sweet me The "Finger"----WHA??? What did I do to them???
Is this some new kind of signal that they are giving me that they want a "big" one---after all the middle finger is the biggest of the lot, or are they s&M girls who are insulting me so that I will come and whup their sweet lil butts with my Japanese whip that goes along with my Japanese Hog Tie set, or just showing me what an idiot I am for even contemplating parting with my hard-earned $ only to be ripped off while me and my lil buddy are in the shower soaping up and singing(yup, happened couple years ago to me) now we soap up and sing just prior to the dance
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Is this some new kind of signal that they are giving me that they want a "big" one---after all the middle finger is the biggest of the lot, or are they s&M girls who are insulting me so that I will come and whup their sweet lil butts with my Japanese whip that goes along with my Japanese Hog Tie set, or just showing me what an idiot I am for even contemplating parting with my hard-earned $ only to be ripped off while me and my lil buddy are in the shower soaping up and singing(yup, happened couple years ago to me) now we soap up and sing just prior to the dance
Taking a break from shuffling papers and looking at lil cuties who want "candy"---"I want candy!"
When I notice several giving me, lil ole sweet me The "Finger"----WHA??? What did I do to them???
Is this some new kind of signal that they are giving me that they want a "big" one---after all the middle finger is the biggest of the lot, or are they s&M girls who are insulting me so that I will come and whup their sweet lil butts with my Japanese whip that goes along with my Japanese Hog Tie set, or just showing me what an idiot I am for even contemplating parting with my hard-earned $ only to be ripped off while me and my lil buddy are in the shower soaping up and singing(yup, happened couple years ago to me) now we soap up and sing just prior to the dance
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Tks for the HX lesson)
Soooooooo, double meaning kinda, sorta, but with more heavily weighted toward "UP YOURS!" Dip Stick! WTF are those girls thinking, certainly not interested in getting maximum benefit from having a kitty--(--remember the boy, girl cartoon--he showing off and proud of his Johnson sticking way out, and the girl admiring---oooooo!, then thinking, and raising her skirt, and saying "With one of these---showing kitty---I can get all those (Johnsons) I want) Might as well face it guys, the ones with the "kitties" got us by the "boys", and they know it^..^ rule! Hopefully we are resisting the ones showing us our IQ with their middle digit!!! HOWEVER! reading some reviews, some guys IQs are equal to the number of digits the ladies show with that one digit over and over!!! Sad---Reviews of say 5 and 2 and still the reviews keep coming
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