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Re: Back…I never left
DatyRookie 229 reads
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Jake is very sensitive. He will require a participation trophy just for playing today.

Posted By: Junk-Yard-Dog
Just because I have not used you as my personal fire hydrant lately does not mean I went away.  
   
 You are such a sensitive little pussy and unable to take it (though you dish it out) I just had pity on your sad sorry ass. But I do need to slap you around at times to keep you in line, and remind you that I know what you do not want me to know.  

DatyRookie2877 reads

Do ladies enjoy a nice foot rub from their client? I've done this before but wonder if there is a preferred lotion or oil they prefer for a foot rub or just skin on skin with light compressions.

and any good quality massage oil will suffice.  
A properly massaged inner arch will send some gals to orgasm.

Just curious.

Do you collect your fees upfront?  

Is the lasagne made with meat or marinara?

if you're real lucky, it's a 20 minute major.  
It's also been reported that a properly  
attended pussy can also bring a woman  
to the throes of ecstasy. Or so I heard.

Analias190 reads

they are served in the box.

Posted By: Analias
they are served in the box.

A foot massage for any amount of time with/without lotion/oil is always welcome! And I'll massage yours as well...you just have to ask!

JakeFromStateFarm357 reads

You do realize you're asking us if ladies would enjoy it if WE paid THEM to rub their feet.  Take a wild guess at the obvious answer.
Look, if it gives you your jollies to massage their feet instead of fucking their pussy, who am I to judge.  I'm just saying the answer to your question is pretty bloody obvious

Junk-Yard-Dog306 reads

You can only Hope to fuck some pussy.

JakeFromStateFarm315 reads

Do you know how many people here are laughing at you and your delusions?  I do.
Keep it up.  Please.  You are fun.

Junk-Yard-Dog285 reads

Just because I have not used you as my personal fire hydrant lately does not mean I went away.

You are such a sensitive little pussy and unable to take it (though you dish it out) I just had pity on your sad sorry ass. But I do need to slap you around at times to keep you in line, and remind you that I know what you do not want me to know.  

DatyRookie230 reads

Jake is very sensitive. He will require a participation trophy just for playing today.

Posted By: Junk-Yard-Dog
Just because I have not used you as my personal fire hydrant lately does not mean I went away.  
   
 You are such a sensitive little pussy and unable to take it (though you dish it out) I just had pity on your sad sorry ass. But I do need to slap you around at times to keep you in line, and remind you that I know what you do not want me to know.  

JakeFromStateFarm271 reads

And Rookie has not a clue what his new pal's delusion is.  But he's signing on.  For more ridicule.
I love it.
Spoon, boys! Spoon!

JakeFromStateFarm386 reads

Please keep demonstrating how delusional you are. It's actually entertaining in a kind of pathetic way. You are going to "keep me in line?" ROFLMAO!  
Bring it.  You are already a laughing stock here.  How much lower can you go?
China?
Uranus?
Such fun

DatyRookie342 reads

Jake...I know that they like this,  but some may not want lotion or oil on their feet. You've never tried To do anything sensually pleasing or relaxing for a lady you often see? Don't kid yourself, your tongue and dick do not count as they are not as amazing as you think they are.

JakeFromStateFarm323 reads

First of all, OF COURSE they like a foot massage!  Why wouldn't they? I already said that. And where, oh where, did I say I never tried to "do anything sensually pleasing...for a lady?"  I just don't do foot massages.  I prefer to massage the inside of her pussy with my penis.  It's what most guys do.
Also, I never said my tongue and dick were "amazing."  What they are is more than adequate.  That is fine with the ladies I see. But by all means, keep paying women to massage their feet.

DatyRookie307 reads

Awww. Jakie  gets sensitive and wets  his diaper if someone has fun with him. Take your meds and lighten up Francis.

JakeFromStateFarm265 reads

You really need to stop using all the cliches about diapers and meds.  It's what we expect of rookies in the minor leagues. Better step up your game, little fella!

DatyRookie134 reads

Uh oh...someone is angry and mad on an anonymous hobby board. It's ok, we've all  there. This too shall pass.

Posted By: JakeFromStateFarm
You really need to stop using all the cliches about diapers and meds.  It's what we expect of rookies in the minor leagues. Better step up your game, little fella!

JakeFromStateFarm238 reads

Your tired lines have been heard here before many times  Find some new ones.  Then come back.
Time for you to return to the Newbie Board, Rookie.
Free hint: change your handle as soon as you can.  To DatyNewbie.  Anything would be an improvement.

DatyRookie230 reads

You assume I get my jollies from giving foot rubs. You asshat.

DatyRookie230 reads

Awww. Jake is still mad. You are funny. I am getting a kick out of watching you and your poetic prose.

I saw on TV that Wal-Mart is running a special on Velcro shoes and elastic waist sweat pants. Time to stock up since you are  king of the Velcro posse. Your wardrobe is as fabulous as your low self worth. You get your jollies thinking you are gods gift to the TER board.  

Goodnight Jake. Don't stay up too late thinking of more snappy zingers. If it makes you feel any better, you win.

Posted By: JakeFromStateFarm

JakeFromStateFarm379 reads

And your game is obvious and rather weak.  Much better for you to go to bed.
Be sure to put on a fresh pair of Depends.
You wouldn't want to soak your mattress.

x

My feet are pretty ticklish but I wouldn't turn one down :) Lotion is helpful

Get your filthy minds out the fucking gutter, you pigs. I was not referring to a sperm rub.

Posted By: DatyRookie
Do ladies enjoy a nice foot rub from their client? I've done this before but wonder if there is a preferred lotion or oil they prefer for a foot rub or just skin on skin with light compressions.
I couldn't find kittens to get bonus points for cuteness:

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I will say that I truly enjoy having a massage/foot rub.  I know it may sound off to some but it's really a nice act and when done right feels amazing.  I will only speak for myself but like most people we are on our feet all the time so to take away the stress of the day there is nothing like a nice foot rub:) As far as oil/lotion goes I would say nothing that's going to stick or greasy:)

Great question:)

Isabella xoxo xxx

DatyRookie217 reads

Some ladies don't want or like lotions or oils on their body or feet. Thu are each different. To each their own.

not when lovingly provided with a dick or toy in your ass

Do not rub Shiksa's feet until AFTER I pop.

A good foot rub can really get a gal going...there are lots of wonderful and sexy pressure points to help stimulate "things". You get major "Brownie points" with me for giving me a nice foot rub! I personally prefer a light amount of massage oil or coconut oil instead of lotion. It doesn't ball up or absorb as quickly...but I've never been a fan of lotion anyway. Ok...now I really want a foot rub!! Haha

DatyRookie272 reads

Rumor has it that there are dozens upon dozens of eroginous  (spelling) zones on the female body including inner elbow for some, behind the knees news for others, neck, ears etc. Why men don't educate themselves more on these is beyond me.

And rubbing is appreciated!!! Either one oil or lotion is fine with me!!!

I prefer to use my tongue.. sucking each and every toe...  ladies make me your foot slave, I absolutely love female feet :)

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