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clarkw.griswold 72 Reviews 175 reads
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LMAO.  

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scazdude606 reads

We are on a plane flying to the same city for business.  We don't discuss where we are staying or exactly what we will be doing.  We ended up staying in the same hotel as we saw each other when we checked in.  A polite smile and we go our separate ways.

We end up running into each other in the hotel bar.  We decide to have drinks together.  After a few drinks we begin flirting with one another.  We both agree it's getting late and make our way to the elevator.

Okay, now you fill in the rest...

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numpty88269 reads

Movement stops and a buzzer sounds, then emergency lighting emits a dim glow reminiscent of candellight, and for some odd reason the muzak is still playing.

A quick check on the emergency phone indicates at least 30 minutes before they can have a technician reset the system.  But they assure us all is okay and there's no need for the fire department, and they'll comp our hotel bar tab and meals as recompense for the inconvenience.  In hindsight, this means there's no paper trail of our time together.

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Durhamdrew220 reads

Posted By: numpty88
Movement stops and a buzzer sounds, then emergency lighting emits a dim glow reminiscent of candellight, and for some odd reason the muzak is still playing.  
   
 A quick check on the emergency phone indicates at least 30 minutes before they can have a technician reset the system.  But they assure us all is okay and there's no need for the fire department, and they'll comp our hotel bar tab and meals as recompense for the inconvenience.  In hindsight, this means there's no paper trail of our time together.  
   
Then I realized that I should have used the toilet BEFORE I got in the elevator, and I shouldn't have eaten off that taco truck. 30 minutes. FUCK!

NEXT

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birdluvr69163 reads

Have been in an elevator when it ground to a halt and ALL the lights, phone system, music, etc. just quit working---It was as black as the insides of a black cat, and, if I had had a girl with me(I was alone), I could not have found her anyhoo, as pitch dark as it was:(( Yikes!!! Does anyone know that I am here? They did after a while, and that is why I like to have a lil "afternoon delight", and not in the dead of night;P~~~

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case321284 reads

But since you're a dude We'll bitch about how poor the Braves are playing and maybe discuss the merits of our favorite shotguns while telling lies about all the pussy we've had in our lives.  

Couldn't resist this would be fun if a gal or three chimed in. Good thread start though be nice to get the ladies input.

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ItalianGabriella439 reads

I was in Raleigh. We chatted at the hotel bar and he bought me a drink. I was ready to turn in and headed to the elevator. He followed me but I assumed he was going to his room. Silly me LOL. I went to get off at my floor and then he started to follow me, even though he was a floor up. I stopped him and had to have a talk with him, WAY awkward! He made some big assumptions that night! :-

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case321208 reads

Ya what they say when you assume, ya make an ass of u and me. He should have known better though.

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IanMcKee73260 reads

to push the button to my floor and accidentally hit your breasts with my elbow.  I slightly embarassed  and quickly apologize and she replies to me " if the rest of you is as hard as your elbow I am in room 627 ! "

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doctor2002232 reads

I slide my hand up your thighs under your dress. I nibble your ear and ask, "what's your name?"
"Caitlin" you reply, and my once hard cock shrinks in retreat.

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clarkw.griswold176 reads

LMAO.  

Thanks.

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