Hahaha!! Good one!! Yeah. That, I probably wouldn't walk away from.
... dick? So things got pretty out of control during 69 in a session last evening. My wife has about zero probability of ever having anything to do with my dick for the rest of my days. But, if she did, how would I go about explaining teeth scrape marks on the tip? Any of you guys had to explain your way out of that one? In spite of the battle wound, this was about the best oral I have ever experienced. Wow.
Hell could the two of you have been doing that would leave teeth marks on flesh that long? I can't imagine, if shit was that rough then you might want to get a tetanus shot, the wife finding out should be the least of your worries.
I really like being bit on the neck and it leaves marks for quite a while. I do not do it often because I get the craziest looks and it is not easy to cover up. At it's worst, it lasted 2 weeks once.
Being sucker punched in the neck and having teeth biting into your skin, and in this case his dick are two different things lol.
regardless it still shows obvious signs of not accidental things. Pretty sure noone has bite marks and whatnot unless was doing something lol.
Bite mark on Dick would be even worse to explain but both would have no so good results if SO saw. I can only imagine "She got THAT far on you?" (vs was necking etc) lol. Neither are so great to explain but at least neck area is a little lighter on the "how far we went" factor. Biting on neck could easily be "That is as far as it went".
Strictly speaking, what I have are scrape marks. LOL at the tetanus comments. What were we doing? Just mutual oral that kept increasing in intensity. It took almost 2.5 hours to get to that point. We were really slow to actually get going, which seemed to add to the explosiveness once we were fully fledged into it. She just seemed to sort of lose control. This from the someone who on the street looks like the quietest shyest person you would ever see. I don't think she even knows that she left the marks. When I visit that city again, first thing I am doing is booking her again. Never had an experience even close to what happened here.
Unfortunately I am likely out of commission for a planned appointment now, but I will take the trade. And blame the zipper if it comes to that. Thanks to everyone for that idea.
Filed that episode under: Ain't life a bitch?
She was a fantastic provider otherwise, but the maxim of Nusquam Carolus* had to be invoked.
*never again Charlie
I'm a super hero. I have the special power of invisibility. Three weeks ago I staggered out of a double dominatrix appointment with two ladies prominent in my area who are both routine posters to our local board, and who will occasionally post to this one, with LARGE and OBVIOUS black and blue bruises and whip marks all over my chest, abs, thighs, back, ass and hamstrings. I even had bruises to my face from repeated punches. I wear their marks proudly and although they're fading now, I'd not gone out of my way to hide them. I was all ready to explain them away by saying they were gifts from my ATF and Princess, and her partner in crime. Never had to. They were never noticed. I've had sex three times (in the dark) with my wife. I thought she might feel the raised skin. Nope. I've gotten in and out of the shower while she's been in the same bathroom doing her hair and makeup, and...no notice. I'm invisible. Think I'll try again in April.
Ummm, ok. I think that's a cultural thing. Ever heard of hot grits? That mark doesn't go away. I try to keep the physical contact to the southern region. If I wanted that type of session I'd just go into a Seal bar bragging about how Marines are better.
Hahaha!! Good one!! Yeah. That, I probably wouldn't walk away from.
I enjoy a vigorous throat fuck and often get marks. It's from the abrasion of the teeth scraping the same spot of skin a few hundred times in less than an hour. Fun while it's happening but you have to accept the setbacks that come with it. The spot(s) stings the next time you shower, especially if soap gets in the open area. A scab results which takes about three weeks to go away.
I know not to book for a month, in fact there have been a few appointments I had to cancel because you don't want to see a provider with a scab mark on your dick.
I don't tell the girl that causes the mark because she is not doing anything wrong. Don't blame a girl for something you do to yourself. I repeat with these girls because like the OP says, it is a fantastic oral experience.
Oh wait, that works with farts; in this situation that explanation might just add to your troubles lol... never mind 
That way you spin a negative into something that was possibly done for her benefit. But seriously, that was way too much teeth. Is your provider Lorena Bobbit?
"Gee, Honey, I was fantasizing about you at work, pulled it out and to increase the sensation I put it in the ..."
... bread slicer. (Her name is Brandy. bakery)
... knife sharpener. (Her name is Slick. cutlery store)
... edge sander. (Her name is Sandy. carpentry shop)
... lawn mower. (Her name is Greenie. golf course)
... photo copier. (Her name is Drusilla. law office)
... lint remover. (Her name is Dusty. dry cleaner / laundromat)
...
Once, when I was still married, my ATF got quite passionate and left welts all over my back. When the wife asked, I said I had a 5 gallon bucket of pancake batter, and backed into a shelf (I'm a professional cook, in case you didn't figure that out).