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Funny how I am.
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Now I can say if a provider was that much of interest in me I'd pay. Not like I haven't. What attracts me to certain women is beyond looks, although I like dark featured. The whip ass personality but a softy is key.

A guy? If you know how to ask, most are willing to do what you ask of them.  

I would not want a tall guy like you. 5'9 to 6'1 is fine. Even I don't care much about that or age or weight (though being in shape or semi is best).

Someone who makes me feel like I am the best on earth, massages me and touches me right, likes the same things I do and knows how to show me a good time.

If I wanted to date, I can easily think of a shit load of men who would be nice to date, in and out of the Hobby.

I guess for my personality, most men can fall into that category.
Posted By: Shiksa
Just thinking based on someone's comments to a question below.  
   
 For me to pay a guy (a male escort), he would have to be so specific and it would be so hard to find this guy.  
   
 He would have to be 100% straight.    
   
 He would be around 38-44 years old.  He would have to be between 6'2-6'4.  He'd have to weight around 185-220# with a slender/athletic build.  Not too muscular.   He'd ideally be euther American or European; either British or Danish or Norwegian.  Brown or blonde hair.    
   
 He would have to be (cough) REALLY beautifully endowed and have the stamina of an energizer bunny.  He would have to wash my hair and back in the shower, and massage my feet with oil while I sip champagne.  It would be a very long appointment, but not overnight.  Probably from 6pm until midnight so that I could drift off to sleep in bliss after he left.  I would probably pay $2000 for this experience.  
   
 Ladies, what would your ideal male provider be like?

Shiksa5306 reads

Just thinking based on someone's comments to a question below.

For me to pay a guy (a male escort), he would have to be so specific and it would be so hard to find this guy.

He would have to be 100% straight.  

He would be around 38-44 years old.  He would have to be between 6'2-6'4.  He'd have to weight around 185-220# with a slender/athletic build.  Not too muscular.   He'd ideally be euther American or European; either British or Danish or Norwegian.  Brown or blonde hair.  

He would have to be (cough) REALLY beautifully endowed and have the stamina of an energizer bunny.  He would have to wash my hair and back in the shower, and massage my feet with oil while I sip champagne.  It would be a very long appointment, but not overnight.  Probably from 6pm until midnight so that I could drift off to sleep in bliss after he left.  I would probably pay $2000 for this experience.

Ladies, what would your ideal male provider be like?

I make a nifty lasagna, and I'm reasonably priced.

Want to give it a go?

Now I can say if a provider was that much of interest in me I'd pay. Not like I haven't. What attracts me to certain women is beyond looks, although I like dark featured. The whip ass personality but a softy is key.

A guy? If you know how to ask, most are willing to do what you ask of them.  

I would not want a tall guy like you. 5'9 to 6'1 is fine. Even I don't care much about that or age or weight (though being in shape or semi is best).

Someone who makes me feel like I am the best on earth, massages me and touches me right, likes the same things I do and knows how to show me a good time.

If I wanted to date, I can easily think of a shit load of men who would be nice to date, in and out of the Hobby.

I guess for my personality, most men can fall into that category.

Posted By: Shiksa
Just thinking based on someone's comments to a question below.  
   
 For me to pay a guy (a male escort), he would have to be so specific and it would be so hard to find this guy.  
   
 He would have to be 100% straight.    
   
 He would be around 38-44 years old.  He would have to be between 6'2-6'4.  He'd have to weight around 185-220# with a slender/athletic build.  Not too muscular.   He'd ideally be euther American or European; either British or Danish or Norwegian.  Brown or blonde hair.    
   
 He would have to be (cough) REALLY beautifully endowed and have the stamina of an energizer bunny.  He would have to wash my hair and back in the shower, and massage my feet with oil while I sip champagne.  It would be a very long appointment, but not overnight.  Probably from 6pm until midnight so that I could drift off to sleep in bliss after he left.  I would probably pay $2000 for this experience.  
   
 Ladies, what would your ideal male provider be like?

Because their business was busted several years ago, so it made the news. Then when I spoke with my friends in the adult industry, they told me the guys were gay, and a few were bi. I avoid gay (of course) and bi guys, so I was happy they clued me in.

I hope you have a GREAT week! ;)

Robbin
xoxo

I know these qualities help distinguish me when I'm paying and can only hope they are still important when the tables are reversitated*  

*sorry, not enough Bowery Boys references on TER, though I guess citing them de facto militates against me being either mature or upscale lol

-- Modified on 3/12/2017 8:57:07 PM

Well lets' go down the list and see how I line up.

Posted By: Shiksa
Just thinking based on someone's comments to a question below.  
   
 For me to pay a guy (a male escort), he would have to be so specific and it would be so hard to find this guy.  
   
 He would have to be 100% straight.    
>> Check. Got it! Go Bears!  
   
 He would be around 38-44 years old.  
>> Well I'm older, but I enjoy acting childish!  

He would have to be between 6'2-6'4.
>> 6'1.5" - so close!  

  He'd have to weight around 185-220# with a slender/athletic build.
>> Well actually, I'm.. look over there! A squirrel!  

  Not too muscular.
>> I have muscles, but generally I'm considered doughy.. ok fat. But still..  

   He'd ideally be euther American or European; either British or Danish or Norwegian.  
>> Born in Encino, and I still speak Valley, Fer Sure and Narly!  

Brown or blonde hair.    
>> Brown; it's mostly between a lot of grey, but it's still brown.  
   
 He would have to be (cough) REALLY beautifully endowed and have the stamina of an energizer bunny.
>> Well I do have a trust fund and I go to be late.... (that's what you meant by 'endowed', right?)  

  He would have to wash my hair and back in the shower, and massage my feet with oil while I sip champagne.  
>> Love lather, have magic hands and I bring Perrier Jouet Champagne from my own stock.  

It would be a very long appointment, but not overnight.  Probably from 6pm until midnight so that I could drift off to sleep in bliss after he left.  I would probably pay $2000 for this experience.  
>> Like I said, I go to sleep late.. and I take credit cards.  
   
 Ladies, what would your ideal male provider be like?

Not bad, right?  :)

Shiksa260 reads

I am on hold trying to reserve a hotel and you are making me laugh!

A few details are off by little bit, but I promise you: IT'S ME OR IT'S FREE.

Posted By: Shiksa
Just thinking based on someone's comments to a question below.  
   
 For me to pay a guy (a male escort), he would have to be so specific and it would be so hard to find this guy.  
   
 He would have to be 100% straight.    
   
 He would be around 38-44 years old.  He would have to be between 6'2-6'4.  He'd have to weight around 185-220# with a slender/athletic build.  Not too muscular.   He'd ideally be euther American or European; either British or Danish or Norwegian.  Brown or blonde hair.    
   
 He would have to be (cough) REALLY beautifully endowed and have the stamina of an energizer bunny.  He would have to wash my hair and back in the shower, and massage my feet with oil while I sip champagne.  It would be a very long appointment, but not overnight.  Probably from 6pm until midnight so that I could drift off to sleep in bliss after he left.  I would probably pay $2000 for this experience.  
   
 Ladies, what would your ideal male provider be like?

and for you, a win/win ... well played.  
But I must tell you that this is a threAD... lol

Now, just s few random thoutghts, call them FAQs?

Can a gal negotiate the rate?  
Do you have any reviews... that you didn't write?  
Will it be for time and companionship? And,  
Would you be upset if a gal asked for some OTC?  

btw... been busy ... or low volume?

Posted By: impposter
A few details are off by little bit, but I promise you: IT'S ME OR IT'S FREE.
Posted By: Shiksa
Just thinking based on someone's comments to a question below.  
     
  For me to pay a guy (a male escort), he would have to be so specific and it would be so hard to find this guy.  
     
  He would have to be 100% straight.    
     
  He would be around 38-44 years old.  He would have to be between 6'2-6'4.  He'd have to weight around 185-220# with a slender/athletic build.  Not too muscular.   He'd ideally be euther American or European; either British or Danish or Norwegian.  Brown or blonde hair.    
     
  He would have to be (cough) REALLY beautifully endowed and have the stamina of an energizer bunny.  He would have to wash my hair and back in the shower, and massage my feet with oil while I sip champagne.  It would be a very long appointment, but not overnight.  Probably from 6pm until midnight so that I could drift off to sleep in bliss after he left.  I would probably pay $2000 for this experience.  
     
  Ladies, what would your ideal male provider be like?

I'm 5'10" but I weigh 6'6" and it's not because I'm too muscular.  Average them out and check that box.  Does that count?  Because if it does, I'm sure you'll think everything else about me fits your profile perfectly.  And, shiksa, you can call me lonsman.

-- Modified on 3/12/2017 10:46:18 PM

So we should sit and have coffee and cake and talk.  PM if you can or try lonsmanshiksa at gmail dot com, yes I snapped up this email address, how could it not have been taken already?  I've been dreaming of traif ever since a was a young shul boy sitting behind Mary Casey in homeroom.

Shiksa298 reads

Posted By: Deejets1937
So we should sit and have coffee and cake and talk.  PM if you can or try lonsmanshiksa at gmail dot com, yes I snapped up this email address, how could it not have been taken already?  I've been dreaming of traif ever since a was a young shul boy sitting behind Mary Casey in homeroom.

So call me, nu, and we'll share a bissel.  You need to meet a mentsch, you're giving your bubbe tsuris.

Uhm ok yeah, that's it. ;) Far from the rest. Oh well I tried.
I do understand though. My taste in female Providers is very picky. :)

I got to the part about massaging your feet with oil.  Sorry, but that's going to be a $1000 upsell, so $3000 altogether.  I'll look for your PM.  

100% straight. I once got a full body massage with oil from a gay man - no arousal whatsoever. It's woman that get me hot!

46 (just missed it - why the cut of at 44? curious number)

5'10" (well nothing I can do about that)

150lbs (absolutely nothing I can do about that - I haven't gained a pound in 20 years)

I am murican of Irish, Scottish, English, and Germanish decent.

I've got the stamina - read my reviews - but of average endowment - oh well I don't think I qualify :(

(Durn! I need the money to book a 4 hour date! arg!)

He would have to be over 6 foot tall and have a stocky yet muscular build.  Likely white/European (but maybe Asian) with big brown eyes, brown hair and full lips.  It sounds weird but I like full eyebrows on a man...dislike thin eyebrows...Basically his face would look similar to Jake Gyllenhaal's.  Another weird preference but his nose can't be too small or dainty...I would prefer a big nose over a small nose any day.  He would be well endowed (of course) and it one who definitely doesn't skip leg day (love thick thighs on a man).

Service wise he would be very attentive yet dominating.  Someone who knows how to play my body and make it sing a beautiful song.  Kinky is definitely a must.  He would be intelligent and knowledgeable on a number of subjects and I would learn a thing or two from him.  He would make me laugh until my sides hurt and make me feel like a million bucks.

Service

But totally would see a female provider. She would have to be bi, under 5'5 B-C boobies and a great personality and not a blonde. Lol a male? I don't have a type at all for men and would probably only pay for a fbsm from a guy. Lol. Personality goes farther than looks for me. They could be hot af but if they open a big , dumb mouth ...I'm out.

For some reason men from Sweden have always been my weakness... lol. Something about that accent! Age doesn't really matter as long as he's older than me.

I can do Swedish, too!  

And remember: It's me or it's free!

Posted By: sierrasweetmt
For some reason men from Sweden have always been my weakness... lol. Something about that accent! Age doesn't really matter as long as he's older than me.

I have an overwhelming supply of grade A lovers lol...

If anything i would probably pay a fellow female sex worker/dominatrix...

Posted By: Shiksa
Just thinking based on someone's comments to a question below.  
   
 For me to pay a guy (a male escort), he would have to be so specific and it would be so hard to find this guy.  
   
 He would have to be 100% straight.    
   
 He would be around 38-44 years old.  He would have to be between 6'2-6'4.  He'd have to weight around 185-220# with a slender/athletic build.  Not too muscular.   He'd ideally be euther American or European; either British or Danish or Norwegian.  Brown or blonde hair.    
   
 He would have to be (cough) REALLY beautifully endowed and have the stamina of an energizer bunny.  He would have to wash my hair and back in the shower, and massage my feet with oil while I sip champagne.  It would be a very long appointment, but not overnight.  Probably from 6pm until midnight so that I could drift off to sleep in bliss after he left.  I would probably pay $2000 for this experience.  
   
 Ladies, what would your ideal male provider be like?

...In seeing a female provider rather than a male.

Warms my heart (and other places too ;) )

I know the perfect sensitive 35 yr.-young  
specimen to pamper and satisfy you silly!

This gorgeous man with an ebony smoldering  
stare, sports silky curly medium-cropped hair,  
which you can't help but to pull and run  
your hands through, in the throes of pure ecstasy!

He is 6' 2", with exactly the silky-skinned,
muscled, yet lean physique you crave,  
with an ultimate "prized package" of  
giddy perfection!

His warm and loving demeanor is evident  
upon meeting...
With kisses of fervant wanting and desire,
his large strong hands envelop your body in
a massage of extreme bliss!

Dare I speak of his intelligent expert oral  
skills both verbal & otherwise?

You shall never again look at  
love-making the same!
Beware, you may just fall in love!

Angelina Jones 💋💋

He is an offering on my website, for the ladies,
or for couples, along with myself.
For the moment he's known as "Diego".

Angelina Jones  💋💋

The height and weight, requirements, the endowment, the age business, and a few others that I can't think of right now.  Also, I would provide services for almost any female clients for free (or maybe I would pay some.)

with enough volume i might retire from medicine, but my fear is what happened to thermal old lady who decided to support he retired husband and herself by providing. She returned after three days out an about with $9_25  
"who gave you 25 cents?" her husband asked
"Every body."

I'd hire two bi/pansexual male providers for a steamy threesome as it's one of my fantasies. (Or just one male provider for a specific kink.) Though like OP said, they would have to be so specific for me to pay a guy.

Ideally they would be around 35 to 45 years old. Don't care much about height but he'd have to be at least 5'8. Athletic but not too muscular. I have a thing for french, british and austrailian accents. Blue, green or hazely eyes and blonde, strawberry blonde, or brown hair.

Like OP said, beautifully endowed lol and a lot of stamina. I can take a lot :p Then I'd want a nice bubble bath or jacuzzi with a back massage by one guy while I get a foot massage by the other. Maybe with a bit of teasing. Then I'd want to be tucked in and read a bedtime story while having my hair played with til I fall asleep. That would be awesome :)

Hiring a female provider, I'd be way less picky cause women are just so mesmerizing in general lol.

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