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Re: God gave us two heads.....teeth_smile
birdluvr69 75 Reviews 237 reads
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ROFLMAO:))  Needed a lil laughter today:)) My lil buddy is promising not to take too much of the red corpuscles from the big guy, if only I will give him a chance---Liar!, Liar! Pants on Fire:)) He is such a rascal!

DiamondInTheMud1305 reads

Twice this week I have had emails from guys, filling out the appointment form and all....

Booking an appointment in a city 4 hours away....

When I informed them that it would be 8 hours total travel time & that that time would not be "free" (just as gas is not free, nor are tires....)

The response was....

"Oh, I didn't read your website."

Which also has my location on it in SEVERAL spots,  
as does my P411...
As do other various linked in profiles....

Seriously?

If you have the time to properly fill out a webform for an appointment, please please....
At least look WHERE the lady is located.
It is relevant, I would think.

 

I am just speechless....
Kinda hard not to "be a bitch" when people are just......

Senator.Blutarsky395 reads

...and geographically challenged among us. It seems when the little head takes over, some of us don't always make the best choices. 😇

TylerCannon255 reads

You have every right to be frustrated and you're definitely not "being a bitch".  Honestly, if someone pays so little attention to detail before contacting you, they're probably not the right kind of person to see in the hobby anyway.

Apparently it's hard to comprehend with a hard on.  This kind of thing happens to me a lot.

And only enough blood to supply one at a time!

ROFLMAO:))  Needed a lil laughter today:)) My lil buddy is promising not to take too much of the red corpuscles from the big guy, if only I will give him a chance---Liar!, Liar! Pants on Fire:)) He is such a rascal!

Especially the longer ones.
There has been quite a few times I've had info in bold at the top of my ad and had quite a few people clueless about it.  

Do you guys read it? Are we just wasting time w detailed bios trying to make a good match?  
Should we just write stuff across our tits and ass in the pics?

Posted By: DiamondInTheMud
Twice this week I have had emails from guys, filling out the appointment form and all....  
   
 Booking an appointment in a city 4 hours away....  
   
 When I informed them that it would be 8 hours total travel time & that that time would not be "free" (just as gas is not free, nor are tires....)  
   
 The response was....  
   
 "Oh, I didn't read your website."  
   
 Which also has my location on it in SEVERAL spots,  
 as does my P411...  
 As do other various linked in profiles....  
   
 Seriously?  
   
 If you have the time to properly fill out a webform for an appointment, please please....  
 At least look WHERE the lady is located.  
 It is relevant, I would think.  
   
   
   
 I am just speechless....  
 Kinda hard not to "be a bitch" when people are just.......  
 

If it is a long ad, I'll first look for a picture. If there isn't one and I don't recognize the name. most of the time I'll move on.  After the picture I'll look for the location. It is surprising how many ads are posted without a location in the subject. I'll read the whole thing carefully only if there is a spark of interest.

There are also a bunch of cases were the long text is no more than a copy / paste from the "about me" website page. I recommend keeping the ad short (I enjoy the ones with that employ satire), make sure the location is in the subject, and include a picture.

While it is a known fact that once blood starts flowing to the little head all rational thought goes out the window.  I do have to agree that us men folk need to do more research so that we do not waste you all's time.

Now I do like Tylor's idea of posting it across your tits and ass. Ha Ha.  You know we would read it then but it's not practical.

What do you mean not practical? Some of these gals have boobs and asses big enough to rent out billboard space. However the guys who are all about giant jugs and double wide asses are probably the ones not reading the fine BOLD print so there goes that idea.

1. some of my brothers from another mother (& father, lol) don't know how to read.

2. Even if the do know how to read, they still don't think.

Why you would find it necessary to post this under your alias, are you afraid that your clients wouldn't understand your frustration ?

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