It's either an indictment against our public education system, or he is not taking his Ritalin. Fuck it! You're right. He is a moron regardless of the excuse.

But moron is an end state, some folks are born morons, they live the life of a moron and they die a moron and nothing you can do can alter that. They are sort of like geese that wake up in a new world every day and have to relearn how to walk in a straight line.

They are easy enough to spot, they are the ones that wander around K Mart aimlessly because they can't figure out what aisle they sell clues on, even when the blue light is flashing  

So Liorr, if the knipshun fits....

For all the Cowboys, Chargers, Cardinal and Ravens fans repeat after me

Yis'ga'dal v'yis'kadash sh'may ra'bbo, b'olmo dee'vro chir'usay v'yamlich malchu'say, b'chayaychon uv'yomay'chon uv'chayay d'chol bais Yisroel, ba'agolo u'viz'man koriv; v'imru Omein.
    Y'hay shmay rabbo m'vorach l'olam ul'olmay olmayo.
    Yisborach v'yishtabach v'yispoar v'yisromam v'yismasay, v'yishador v'yis'aleh v'yisalal, shmay d'kudsho, brich hu, l'aylo min kl birchoso v'sheeroso, tush'bechoso v'nechemoso, da,ameeran b'olmo; vimru Omein.
    Y'hay shlomo rabbo min sh'mayo, v'chayim alaynu v'al kol Yisroel; v'imru Omein.
    Oseh sholom bimromov, hu ya'aseh sholom olaynu, v'al kol yisroel; vimru Omein.


There ya go, the mourners kaddish
Now go pay wholesale for something you mensch

Can one imagine the 'family reunions' this FOLLOWME

family has ? How many potato salads end up on that table?