Right up there with the lackanooky situation us guys sometimes find ourselves in.

Posted By: TylerCannon

I laughed so loud I almost spit out my drink when I read that.  That's got to be the funniest term I've ever seen anyone use on here.  Bravo, Foxy ... take a bow

Thankyou My dear T.C. for your kind words. As much as I would love to claim credit for total originality, I have heard the phrase "suffering from lack-of-dick" from brazen country broads long before I was out of short pants.
I simply added the "itis." LOL The Latin suffix made the most logical sense to me!
-Woe, what an affliction to suffer.... And to hear (or in my shoes, say) this in hooker-land has got to be twice as ironic, to be sure.

You know what's really funny?
(Winding up my country mode here fer' yah!)  
I ain't even TRYING to be funny.
I just call 'em like I see 'em!
I call a duck a duck.
If it waddles and quacks, so sue me, I am calling that thang a duck!
If I say I have "Lack-of-dick-itis"- to be sure there ain't any confusion what the deal & problem is! lol  
Just like when I say someone is a total "fucktard." Ain't no doubt of what I am saying, and shall surely be shown evident in due course..... But wow.... the butt-hurt from some tender skinned folks around here who think I am out of line & too harsh... Bwhahahaha.......  REALLY?  
Pretty freakin hilarious if you ask me.
Folks complain about all the two-bit-hooktards pulling fast ones around here,  
but when they get a live one who is actually up to snuff, they can't take the heat! lol

But yeah, I "got" jokes.....
If folks can take 'em with a grain of salt!

I ain't aiming to hurt anyone, I usually only point out the obvious.
I can even do the most humble, make jokes on myself....
What low volume escort wants to get caught whining about lack of dick!?! HAHA....
It's all good. It is what it is.
After all, we all are here for sport & entertainment....
Information & exchange, are we not?
No harm in calling it like I see it, & I ain't the slowest one round here to be sure.
I am glad to be of service, and if it were just the sharing of a smile, then I am more than complimented to have made you nearly spew yer brew!  

 
Fox