I have yet to have a civvie girl introduce herself to me as "The Queen of ALL Blowjobs."  Just a suggestion.

It's worked for me at bars for years... oh wait, maybe it hasn't which is why I'm in the hobby.

In that case, how about Entertainer?

I'm either meeting with a consultant, having a session with my therapist, or going to physical therapy. All of which are true. 😎

... when the provider doesn't have another job outside p4p:  counselor (and many do a lot of that), therapist (esp. massage therapist for FBSM ladies), personal trainer (a lot of truth in that), actor/actress (a lot of truth there too, eh?), model (which some providers actually do on the side), escort (which is perfectly legal, if really just escorting), "soccer mom" (or "hockey mom" etc), and the ubiquitous "entertainer" (which you know about!).

H.E. Pennypacker, wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist."

Has anyone tried getting a PI license? You can claim that all your work in the room was part of an ongoing investigation.

If that doesn't work, list yourself as a PrivateS Investigator.

The closest thing to what I actually do at work without being what I actually do at work- toxicologist or biochemist.  

If I'm at the bank making a large cash deposit, I usually just tell them I'm a cocktail server at a nightclub. I've also said I'm a stripper. 'Cause I'm built like one

When I was an UTR escort and worked hotels, lounges, etc. I had business cards that said I was a meditation consultant. The best way to relax is by coming to see me

You raise hundreds of peckers each year, don't you?

Every time she'd get divorced, she kept the house.

I own an online women's clothing boutique on the side, so I just tell them that.

How about real estate agent?