Erica Jong...
Not sure how many peeps under 50 will get the reference. But I liked it.
Is there a sexual experience that you had always thought would be great, but when you tried it... it simply didn't live up to expectations? Or maybe even outright sucked?
Mine: Sex on the beach. Yep, one I always wanted to try and found the experience did NOT live up to the expectations. Why? There is SAND at the beach. Sand is abrasive. Sand is everywhere. Ouch, and yuck!
Sex on an airplane. I was on an over night flight to Italy. The girl next to me had struck up a conversation from the beginning. After a few of them free first class drinks we started getting touchy feeling and then we made our way to the bathroom... between flushing the toilet with out knees a few times to having your body wedges between the tight walls, we finally finished. I went out first so she could have time to straighten herself up. Sure enough we kept getting looks the rest of the flight.
Good news is when we got off the plane we got a taxi and headed off to my hotel so we could properly take care of business.
the flight crew hits air turbulence and then not so much. The only guarantee you will have is that everyone will know what was occurring and one or both of you will potential be injured.
But I know nothing of such experiences ..
Agree Zen the beach sounds good until you realize there is sand everywhere. Pool in a condo while on vacation can be a little nerve racking until you get into it. Getting a bj while driving so long as you don't need to make any turns.
...it's actually dangerous.
especially if you're on the bottom ...
still beats sand
Mine: Sex on the beach. Yep, one I always wanted to try and found the experience did NOT live up to the expectations. Why? There is SAND at the beach. Sand is abrasive. Sand is everywhere. Ouch, and yuck!
In moderation, syrups and the like are tolerable.
Being covered in chocolate syrup, whip cream, and fruit to all be eaten off you is kind of sexy... but you get super sticky and it's hard to clean up after.
I still want to have sushi eaten off me a la Samantha from Sex and the City. Lol!
Guy went gonzo on putting too much on me and it got into places that I NEVER want to feel sticky in!
Felt gross for days even after it was fully cleaned out. It doesn't matter how well you clean it out immediately, the feeling lingers for days.
Now I just had a flashback.
Being covered in chocolate syrup, whip cream, and fruit to all be eaten off you is kind of sexy... but you get super sticky and it's hard to clean up after.
I still want to have sushi eaten off me a la Samantha from Sex and the City. Lol!
using a yoga mat to soften the tub.
Just rinse it all down the drain when you are done.
You are a humanitarian. I bow before your wisdom. I owe you drinks... many, many high quality libations.
I just knew there was a solution to that problem. My knees thank you...
That is actually a fetish I am really into. I love food play. I love having food sucked and liked off of me and I really love eating food off of a lady. If you take proper preparation like using tarps over a plastic camp air mattress on a wood, tile or concrete floor, clean up is easy and for getting it off the body a parter is handy and makes it fun too. Dawn dish soap is best for greasy foods.
Being covered in chocolate syrup, whip cream, and fruit to all be eaten off you is kind of sexy... but you get super sticky and it's hard to clean up after.
I still want to have sushi eaten off me a la Samantha from Sex and the City. Lol!
So wrong and so bad for soooo many reasons!
It might have worked for Erica Jong, but it left me bruised and discombobulated....not to mention the stink eye that the flight attendant continued to give us throughout the entire 5 hour flight (hee hee hee that part made it somewhat worth it, tho!)
Erica Jong...
Not sure how many peeps under 50 will get the reference. But I liked it.
Lopaw as a women, what are the benefits of the mile high club? Also how are your experiences similar and different from a man's initiation into the same club?
It might have worked for Erica Jong, but it left me bruised and discombobulated....not to mention the stink eye that the flight attendant continued to give us throughout the entire 5 hour flight (hee hee hee that part made it somewhat worth it, tho!)
I'm not sure what (if any) benefits there are of a Mile High Club experience other than the experience itself. I never have been (nor intend to) "officially" belong to a Mile High Club. It was one of those spontaneous bucket list type of experiences, and I doubt that it would ever happen again.
Except for the plumbing there isn't any difference in the overall experience for women or men as far as I can tell!
There's a company in Vegas that will help people cross the mile high club off their bucket list. They'll fly you and your partner over Vegas while you join the club.
...yep. Rubbed raw. Skin infection followed. Very dangerous.
Uh...to graphic?
(I liked my watered)
Oh another one is...in a tent,top of a mountain, thunderstorm. A lot of wind rain and lightning. Killed the mood....morning was nice though 
Was 18 and took my new girlfriend to my Mum's country property. It was early in the morning and we were in a small 3 man tent. I was on top in mish, when my Mum's male dalmatian decided to join in and mounted me from behind. The girlfriend was screaming, the dog dug his teeth in my shoulder and was trying to peg me. And I still wanted to finish.
I finished, dog finished and backed out.
For years I couldn't play in a tent without that coming to mind.
That takes the cake to all the rest. BEST EVER
I finished, dog finished and backed out.
For years I couldn't play in a tent without that coming to mind.
That pretty much tells you all you need to know about male sexuality - we may be getting pegged by a dalmation, but we want to soldier on to the finish. . .
Ok I went in a different direction (pun intended) from your question.
My immediate thought was "anal sex."
Always heard it was amazing and so much better than vaginal sex, but hadn't actually tried it until last year, and again earlier this year. Both were with petite women. One Filipina in her mid-20's the other 19 years old and very slim.
To be clear it felt good, really good. But I can't say it was orders of magnitude better than vaginal.
That's when I discovered that I am much more of a voyeur than an exhibitionist. Watching people get it on was very very hot- being watched and pawed at by random strangers- ehhhh not so much! :-/ It was just distracting and made it impossible for me to achieve orgasm. Went back our hotel and had WAY more fun in private!
Still remember my first shower sex- very awkward, what should have been slippery wasn't, what shouldn't have been slippery was (hard to get a grip on the walls/ground)
Now I know enough that in the presence of water, lube is definitely a prerequisite.
...is challenging but can be awesome with a couple of precautions. First, a blanket. Second, in the water beyond the breakers. Beautiful stuff
Mine: Sex on the beach. Yep, one I always wanted to try and found the experience did NOT live up to the expectations. Why? There is SAND at the beach. Sand is abrasive. Sand is everywhere. Ouch, and yuck!
I know, it's supposed to be the Great Taboo and I've tried to get on board, but it hasn't worked out so well...so far.
The good news is that I still have more research to do! Like a lot of things in this hobby, finding the right partner can make or break a scenario.
It's not like I have a Monster Porn Cock (TM pending but I'm a bit larger than average. Just need more prep and a LOT MORE LUBE!
and loved it. I forget what ingredients were in it, but after four of them, I was pretty well plastered. Sand? What sand?
everything it should have been ...
made the mistake of having a few glasses of great wine at the social aspect before the physical part of the day. My dick decided to take the night off for the main event.
I will say I had a blast anyway and one of Boston's Top providers walked in on my FMF fantasy request and recently told me that the Budweiser bottle component of our 3 way was the hottest thing she ever saw.
Then I did another FMF that's just about ruined the idea of doing a 3 way again. THIS SHOULD BE HOTTT ... wtf
69 would be fabulous. Well, at least for me, this position makes it very difficult to concentrate on either the pleasure I am receiving or the pleasure I am trying to give. I find that I last longer this way but the overall feeling is not as good.
I agree completely! Kinda difficult to concentrate on what I'm feeling and even more difficult to concentrate on what I' doing. I can rub my tummy and pat my head, but oral should feel better than that!
The proper way to 69 is to be pleasured WHILE ALSO being smothered by pussy. If it's her turn, being pleasured while being smothered by cock. You're EITHER giving or receiving, using more of your body.
If you try to simultaneously give and receive, that's just too complicated.
Mine: Sex on the beach. Yep, one I always wanted to try and found the experience did NOT live up to the expectations. Why? There is SAND at the beach. Sand is abrasive. Sand is everywhere. Ouch, and yuck!
Let's travel
to an Island of French Polynesia.
It's a moonlit night,
and we're lying naked on a secluded beach
on the island of Bora Bora.
In the distance,
the rhythmic sounds of Polynesian drums
set the pace for a night of carnal delight.
As the drums beat faster,
your cock pounds deeper.
My back arches,
my pussy tightens,
and my moans of pleasure
are like a Tsunami warning
as the flood of my hot juice
surrounds your cock.
My body quivers
in erotic ecstasy,
as I cum.
But,
I want what you promised
I'd receive on our South Sea Island adventure.
So, I tell you, "Stroke your cock, NOW!"
You obey,
and soon I receive the ultimate Tahitian gift...
a pearl necklace.
by Robbin Young ©
I always thought the fantasy of making love to two ladies during the same session would be fun. When I tried it, one lady just sat there doing nothing. Just like you and sand, never again.
Especially at doubles rates.
I've been fortunate with doubles, always had a great time. Maybe one reason is I look for clear signs that the ladies are into each other, eg mention the name of the other provider and the one I'm talking with starts licking her lips, maybe drooling a bit or even moaning.
On the OP's subject, I thought long and hard but couldn't think of any act that was really bad. But sex on the beach has always intrigued me, and after this thread I think I'll forgo that experience.
It can be fun with the right gals, but the cost should be a lot less if each is sitting out the other's turn.
For those of us that are superannuated, it is not a bad idea. I do recall having the strength and stamina to handle two at one.
beach blankets should be really, really big. The other thing is moving from the dry sand to the wet sand, right where the waves come in (if you can time it for just as the tide is heading out it good) -- it doesn't blow around with the breeze. Also CG helps a bit.