Things You Can Get Away with Saying at Thanksgiving

I realize this isn't the humor board, but I think not many here actually go to that board often, so....

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the  inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip Time!
4. If I don't undo my  pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6.  I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds  yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9.  Just wait your turn, you'll get some
10. Don't play with your  meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do  you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have  a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick  it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow,  I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one  I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's  ready?

BKMan