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Re: I'm I the only ho who packs decor?regular_smile
MfSD 39 Reviews 441 reads
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"I've got red light bulbs and fabric lamp shades"  

When I saw Kathy Willets she lit 6 or 7 scented candles, (then proceeded to screw me, blu me and tattoo me) a very nice touch. I like it when ladies bring their own music as well.

MfSD>>>>

GoogleWasMyIdea2415 reads

Most ladies I've met I've met in the hobby have separate bag, or at least zippered carrying pouch inside their bag, for their ho supplies.  

What's in yours? I'm guessing lube and condoms are the basics, but I bet after that it gets personal. Maybe..
- Toys (like what?)
- Breath mints (or do those go in the main purse?)
- Emergency cigarettes?
- Pepper Spray?
- A small bag for intimate trash so as not to tip off maids?
- Blindfold?
- Candles??
- ???

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coeur-de-lion766 reads

for the customer or the provider?  If you're a customer and you need a blindfold, why not see someone else?  If you don't have any other choices, in my day, we just put a bag over her head.  If its for the provider, do you really want to seem that desperate for a little cash?

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MiMi619 reads

This is news to me!

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coeur-de-lion610 reads

Stand to look at the guy you're fucking, why not just pass and wait for an appointment with a better looking customer that you don't need a blindfold for?

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coeur-de-lion692 reads

obtuse posts I like to do where I act like I don't know what's going on.  I was getting worried that you didn't figure it out, so I posted the second one just for you.  Lol

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L0gin420578 reads

Sometimes its fun not to know whats gonna next :)

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MfSD600 reads

For the reality challenged that babble endlessly here on TER.

MfSD>>>>

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EvaFantasy740 reads

Summer's Eve wipes and a small vibrator oh and mint gum. Pepper spray is on my key chain.

Related Link: http://evafantasy.com

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ElleVegas771 reads

Rubber gloves, Vicks vapor rub, peppermint oil, massage candle etc...etc...



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TinaStar4u668 reads

Condoms - Assortment
*Finger Condoms
*2 Lubes - 1 Flavored/1 Non
*Massage oil
*Breathmints
*Mouthwash
*Vibrating Cock Ring
*Vibrators
*Extra Panty
*Extra Stockings
*Extra Garters
*Tampons - Cause u never know

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MfSD688 reads

Vibrating cock ring sounds interesting.

MfSD>>>>

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HandsomeDevil536 reads

I was going to say it's good to know I'm not the only one that has a bag specifically for escorting... but you weren't asking the guys. :)

Posted By: GoogleWasMyIdea
Most ladies I've met I've met in the hobby have separate bag, or at least zippered carrying pouch inside their bag, for their ho supplies.  
   
 What's in yours? I'm guessing lube and condoms are the basics, but I bet after that it gets personal. Maybe..  
 - Toys (like what?)  
 - Breath mints (or do those go in the main purse?)  
 - Emergency cigarettes?  
 - Pepper Spray?  
 - A small bag for intimate trash so as not to tip off maids?  
 - Blindfold?  
 - Candles??  
 - ????  
   
 

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AlexandraMilw752 reads

at how many guys have their own bag for this!!! I would say, from my experiences, at least 10%.

Posted By: HandsomeDevil
I was going to say it's good to know I'm not the only one that has a bag specifically for escorting... but you weren't asking the guys. :)
Posted By: GoogleWasMyIdea
Most ladies I've met I've met in the hobby have separate bag, or at least zippered carrying pouch inside their bag, for their ho supplies.    
     
  What's in yours? I'm guessing lube and condoms are the basics, but I bet after that it gets personal. Maybe..  
  - Toys (like what?)  
  - Breath mints (or do those go in the main purse?)  
  - Emergency cigarettes?  
  - Pepper Spray?  
  - A small bag for intimate trash so as not to tip off maids?  
  - Blindfold?  
  - Candles??  
  - ????  
     
 

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HandsomeDevil617 reads

Haha, cool... and those are the ones you know about.

I got my first pedicure a couple months ago, decided to get some gel toenails. It was this dark purple/green that changed color depending on the angle. Now I'm sporting chrome toenails. Every time an escort sees them their eyes and smile light up. The last girl I saw did the same and she looked at me and said "Are you bisexual?!"

No, but I do have a ho bag and painted toes.

Posted By: AlexandraMilw
at how many guys have their own bag for this!!! I would say, from my experiences, at least 10%.

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Lexiplexi690 reads

I always carry:
- Body wipes
- Toothbrush
- Mints
- Condoms
- 2 lubes (one silicone based and one water-based)
- vibrator
- change of lingerie (never know!)
and yes, a blindfold just cause I like to keep it kinky ;)

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GoogleWasMyIdea573 reads

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Lexiplexi484 reads

Who doesn't love a good souvenir? ;)

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Bendadick.Cuminsnatch517 reads

brush your tongues. your mints ain't doing a good job covering up that stinky crud on your tongues

Posted By: Lexiplexi
I always carry:  
 - Body wipes  
 - Toothbrush  
 - Mints  
 - Condoms  
 - 2 lubes (one silicone based and one water-based)  
 - vibrator  
 - change of lingerie (never know!)  
 and yes, a blindfold just cause I like to keep it kinky ;)

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Lexiplexi399 reads

Maybe I should add a tongue scraper to my ho-bag? good idea.

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Posted By: Bendadick.Cuminsnatch
brush your tongues. your mints ain't doing a good job covering up that stinky crud on your tongues
Posted By: Lexiplexi
I always carry:  
  - Body wipes  
  - Toothbrush  
  - Mints  
  - Condoms  
  - 2 lubes (one silicone based and one water-based)  
  - vibrator  
  - change of lingerie (never know!)  
  and yes, a blindfold just cause I like to keep it kinky ;)

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JakeFromStateFarm674 reads

WTF else would I put there?

Posted By: GoogleWasMyIdea
Most ladies I've met I've met in the hobby have separate bag, or at least zippered carrying pouch inside their bag, for their ho supplies.  
   
 What's in yours? I'm guessing lube and condoms are the basics, but I bet after that it gets personal. Maybe..  
 - Toys (like what?)  
 - Breath mints (or do those go in the main purse?)  
 - Emergency cigarettes?  
 - Pepper Spray?  
 - A small bag for intimate trash so as not to tip off maids?  
 - Blindfold?  
 - Candles??  
 - ????  
   
 

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GaGambler561 reads

and what makes it even worse is that I was going to say the very same thing.  

Now don't you feel bad too? lol

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mrfisher617 reads

Poor gal's got to eat, after all.

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AlexandraMilw422 reads

Me thinks I will take Mr Fisher's idea over the "Ho in a bag".

At least none of you suggested "Ding Dongs".

I keep pretty much whatever everyone else would have: Condoms, massage oils, Lubes, Mints, toothbrush, extra panties etc.

Posted By: mrfisher
Poor gal's got to eat, after all.

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coeur-de-lion364 reads

Or XXL size for a chubby customer who's having a gender identity crisis because he can't see his dick without a mirror?

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AlexandraMilw367 reads

gets spilled on them or gets ripped off.

Though I'd be open to selling them for the right price. There are people who selling dirty panties off the internet. I can only imagine why one would buy them lol.

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Or XXL size for a chubby customer who's having a gender identity crisis because he can't see his dick without a mirror?

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coeur-de-lion485 reads

in boiling water makes about a quart of pussy soup.  THAT'S what they use them for.  Of course, just like a ham bone, you take the panties out before you serve the soup.  Its just for the flavor.

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rrasha88508 reads

He would be known as Don Ho.

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GaGambler550 reads

They met this Native American woman in full tribal dress and asked her what tribe she belonged to,  

They were quite excited to hear she was a Navajo, and quickly responded, "that's great, we're Dallas Ho's"

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rrasha88437 reads

“The rose grows in the rows the ho hoes.”

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mschambers638 reads

- Protection  
- Lube  
- Lingerie / Heels  
- Vibrator
- Dildo  
- Plugs
- Blindfold / candles / some other kinky toys  
- Body spray / Gum  
- Wipes  

And I have to buy a bigger bag almost every other year haha

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sassysally6688455 reads

The usual lube and condoms....regular and the super damn God blessed you size! About 8 bottles of organic massage oil 4 scented 4 unscented, a small fringe crop, a silk tie that used to go to a robe, and lots of "tude" that is....attitude. Sensual, sexy, playful is a frame of mind. I like to slip those on and enjoy what unfolds. I was never a girl scout but I sure do like to be prepared for all different sessions whether it's the girlfriend experience which is on the more intimate side or the down and dirty let's have fun date!

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Tobi Telford591 reads

I've got red light bulbs and fabric lamp shades (including a dope lace one with skulls that Nikki Irish got me for my birthday). Hotel rooms just don't come with any sort of sexy accoutrements so I give them the Hooker Martha Stewart treatment. It's a good thing.  

 
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MfSD442 reads

"I've got red light bulbs and fabric lamp shades"  

When I saw Kathy Willets she lit 6 or 7 scented candles, (then proceeded to screw me, blu me and tattoo me) a very nice touch. I like it when ladies bring their own music as well.

MfSD>>>>

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Tobi Telford366 reads

Hope she packed an autoclave in her ho bag.

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MfSD350 reads

I guess I'm just old. We used to say that back in the 70s, screwed, blued and tattooed. The other one (even saw it on a bumper sticker) was gas, grass or ass, no one rides for free.

MfSD>>>>

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GaGambler425 reads

be sure it's your car. lol

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impposter419 reads

When you get beat up in a fight, you end up with colorful marks: black and blues; red bruises; bloody scratches and gashes ... and you should what I did to the other guy!  Getting your appearance colorfully altered this way is called "getting tattooed" ... in a bad way.

In the throes of passion and ecstasy, one can get bruised as well. Those spontaneously applied random colorful body adornments can also be called tattoos. That would be getting tattooed ... in a good way.

Posted By: MfSD
I guess I'm just old. We used to say that back in the 70s, screwed, blued and tattooed. The other one (even saw it on a bumper sticker) was gas, grass or ass, no one rides for free.

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keystonekid556 reads

a subdued lighting effect. Yes, red is one of the most used colors for the scarfs.

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ClaraTuring379 reads

Lube 3 types  
Condoms non latex 3 sizes  
Breath mints  
Outfit change  
tide stick  
Small travel candle  
matches  
scarf for mood light  
bluetooth speaker  
extra money  
sewing kit  
extra phone  
Cliff bar  
water bottl

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