for introduction to Grecian Lanquage Studies 169.  I have left a sylibus at the book store which includes the text, "Learn to Speak Greek Without a Sticky Tongue"  and "How Cramming for the Greek Language Can Be Fun."

Also please see the sylibutt for required lab supplies including the new to the market lubricant "Grecian Formula for Men and/or Women."

All students must meet privately with me in my office (which is the Motel 6 just off campus) for private guidance and tutoring prior to attending our class and group lab.

Hair Professor B. Schticken-Hind  

Thirsty, do you think that you could find a place for me? I'd like to tutor in the art of SQUIRT ! I have very good references, but the girls who graduated from my School of Sqirt are now experiencing sex like never before. Each of my graduates passed a rigorous exam and are now set for life. I promise not to get any of my students "knocked up".