You're going to see the top rated provider in your town 8pm tonight. Unequivocally the best and one of the best nationally.
Then around noon your smoking hot spinner neighbor who lives upstairs knocks on your door, walks right in and tells you she wants to fuck your brains out.
My question is do you, and if you do, how many times do you fuck her. GaGa ... we know your answer ... you can't play ...lol ....jk
I also know my answer ... until 4pm!
The neighbor will be here tomorrow, the provider may not be. Just tell the neighbor you're having open heart surgery this afternoon and could she come back tomorrow.
I told that last week...lol
stitches need to come out, or else the doctor missed a spot and you have to go back.
The neighbor could get run over by a car or a stampeding herd of cattle, and then she wouldn't be there tomorrow, either.
so it would be a good idea to get a note from her that she promised you a fuck so that when you go fuck her at the mortuary, they will let you in, and give you a little privacy. Sorry, I didn't think it through the first time.
ooooh .... that could be better than a threesome... nah. never mind.
You are screwed! Hahahaha
Cancelling last minute with the top rated provider can cause a ripple effect within your provider community.
Fucking your neighbor can cause all sorts of problems. There is the idea of not shitting where you eat.
Ah crap! Fuck the spinner at noon and fuck the provider at 8pm. Just man up and enjoy!
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You could always ask the spinner neighbor if she wants to join you with the provider. That could be fun!
nor sure her hubby/SO would approve. But a great suggestion.
I'd need to screen her first. Twice. Maybe three times.
you try to get 6 boners ... and we all know you ain't gettin a boner lol
it would've been easy 5 or 10 years ago, and that's not hypothetical
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We don't need no stinking boners!!!!!!!!
lick it into submission 😎
well, at least until it's relaxed
The neighbor is probably bsc which means probably a great fuck. However when things go south........yeah go ahead. F her.
The spinner did say she wanted to 'fuck your brains out'
So that shouldn't take more than a minute.
so that's three fucks with a one minute respite between rounds
yea ... I'll be fine by
I say do it!!
I an in a sorta open marriage. The sorta is there is rules to my allowed free play out of the marriage. One of the rules is no freebies. Providers are not looking for something real as a rule, just fun and/or profit. God only knows what the neighbor is after. The rule prevents drama. I would not risk hurting my wife to get my dick wet especially when I have other options to get some. Free sex is usually the most expensive kind, as sex rarely if ever free.
Second, even if I was single, I have limitations and I rarely can get their twice a day. Sometimes I can't get their. I made the appointment with the provider. It would not be fair to her if I cancelled out last second without real cause. It is not how I roll.
If I was single, and my equipment worked better, I would do them both.
Just say yes.
But make sure you make your 8:00.
The provider is probably spending HER afternoon playing, and she'll manage to clean up and be ready for you, so you should be able to do the same.
But NEVER say no to a woman who approaches you and says she wants to play. Think how it would make her feel if you shrugged her off and walked away.
Neighbors don't do this. Hot neighbors really don't do this. This sounds like something reserved for porn hub which is not real life, no matter how much we wish it was.
Thus, my advice for you is to keep your date and bookmark the page where you found this hypothetical lol
Well I had a hot neighbor climb through my bedroom window and blow me. And she was BSC. Almost fucked her 18 yo daughter as well. Decided that would not end well. So it CAN happen...
Thus, my advice for you is to keep your date and bookmark the page where you found this hypothetical lol
maybe y'all missed the part about Top Provider in Town.
Btw, I've never cancelled an appointment unless it was
impossible to get there, like a car problem. And NEVER
for another gal. That can be rescheduled.
Think what you want, that ain't changing ...lol
Sorry, I forgot I wasn't allowed to play, but we all know what I would do.
I'd do the same or die trying ....
it's amazing how much shit people read into posts.
you're always welcome to break my balls. at least
you don't make shit up ... I don't think ... lol
never said I wouldn't
never said I shouldn't
Now I'm not afraid of free pussy, but I'd pay that sexy little thing. lol
You stated that you would fuck the civvy until 4 PM and then see the pro at 8 PM.
Once upon a time, that would sound just about right for me too, but you are much younger than me and at my current "advanced age" I would only fuck the civvy until about 2PM giving myself six full hours to still be at my best (however good my best is today lol) for the pro so as to thoroughly enjoy myself. I would of course make sure I fucked the civvy good enough to leave her wanting more, but I think two hours should be plenty of time to accomplish that mission. lol
I mean I do have six hours to kill, what else am I going to do? lol
Let me start by admitting my much youngerself got entangled in an affair... seduced as it were. As it happened I was single at the time... she claimed she was on her way out... but the truth is she was not out at that time. Of course we had no intention of stopping. It didn't remain a secret for long. I was lucky there as no violence. In the end, I had to move.
IF you are both truely available, go for it... though I'd try to re-schedule with said hot neighbor...