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Dangling a rope in a well.

A saw a gal from Hawaii a few weeks ago.  She said it was time to "oof".

Apparently that's the Hawaiian term for it.  I love its earthy quality

It's not a Hawaiian term.  

Posted By: mrfisher
A saw a gal from Hawaii a few weeks ago.  She said it was time to "oof".  
   
 Apparently that's the Hawaiian term for it.  I love its earthy quality.  
   
 

Not the funniest or the strangest but, I almost never hear any one call Pussy- Flowerbed. Does anyone  know of the term?

Zoe Piers

Hide tha salami

And my favorite for girls with nipples showing... nips in the air

I played in San Diego's OMBAC Over The Line 3 on 3 softball tournament with two dentists.  The name of our team was My Root Your Canal.  For those of you unfamiliar with this annual event it's two consecutive weekends of partying, and the names of the teams are pretty unique.  It's hard to get signed up to participate, but if you ever get the chance it's well worth the experience. Summertime fun in the SoCal sun

they show outtakes of Burgess Meredith running through his repertoire of phrases for sex. It is hilarious.

My favorite of those is "Taking old one eye to the optomitrist"
 

Posted By: voyager-43
they show outtakes of Burgess Meredith running through his repertoire of phrases for sex. It is hilarious.

Damn, that almost sounds like a death threat. I haven't heard that one before and if I did, my pussy would probably close up. Lol
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And it does kinda sound like a death threat. Close up!? That's not what we want! LoL!

Before central heat, homes were heated by open fires in fireplaces.  The ashes would accumulate in the firebox and it would have to be cleaned out from time to time to allow for better combustion.  Most chimneys had a hatch on the outside, so you could open the hatch, shovel or scrape out the ashes, and thus clean the fireplace and promote better fires.

Getting one's ashes hauled referred to the process of cleaning out a fireplace.  The parallel to draining one's pipes is easy to conceive

ain't drying up for the grim reaper... you jokin` ...lol

Root a Slappa!

Loosely translated to, Fuck a Sex Worker.

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