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I was just walking my dogs
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It's a beautiful morning on the Carolina Coast and I was just walking my dogs
One is an 80 lb yellow dog and the other a 7 lb black dog
A couple passed me on my walk and he said "It looks like you like extreme sizes of dogs"
I replied "Sometimes size does matter"
He laughed out loud and as I walked past I thought to myself why that answer came out of my mouth

Once I was at my hair salon at the front desk just finishing up checking out, when another client walked up and the receptionist started to check her out. I overheard the receptionist ask if she was on the mailing list, especially due to the fact that on your birthday there is a special incentive. I just chirped in, "Am I on this list? What do you get a shampoo and a blowjob?"
I couldn't believe that came out of my mouth! Of course I meant blow dry! I didn't have anything else to say after that and I left as fast as my legs could move.

I was up in Boston at a hair salon, yes I love getting my hair done. There was a stylist there talking about his trip to Sea World. I was getting my hair cut and the stylist does not like you to move your head,etc for fear you get an uneven cut.
Anyhow, I am listening to him share and I want to share too. He was even showing pictures!
 I spoke up and said, "If she'll let me bend over, I'll show you something!"
Of course everyone started laughing out loud, and all I meant was that I could bend over and grab my phone and show some pics of my trip.
The next few times I visited the salon we still laughed about that day.
I'm sure you all have some stories to share 😜



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One time I walked in to a hardware store and the girl behind the counter gave me that what are you looking for look. I looked straight at her and said "calk".  I'm looking at her, she's looking at me, her eyebrows do that crunchy thing, I said "I'll find it", put my head down and made for the back of the store.

For the record it is really hard to enunciate the "L" in the work calk

With a bunch of friends.  We had quite a large group of folks back at my house waiting on us so I ordered the biggest bucket available.  I particularly like breasts, and by this I mean the chicken ;-)  Dark meat is kinda greasy and sits heavy with me, ack.  So I said "give me all the breasts you can"  At this point the young lady behind the counter turns beat red, my friends start breaking out in laughter and I noticed the young lady had very sizable and quite lovely boobs.  I quickly apologized then quickly recovered by inviting her over to partake in the breasts if she would like.  Another laugh from all involved.  Unfortunately she never showed, but it was funny.

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