Nobody knows where you are...how near or how far...
Gentlemen, here's a question for you.
You have just landed a part in a porno movie. What is your porno name and what is your special talent or memorable trademark?
Porn Name: Cyrano de Bergerac
Special Talent: Do I really have to say it?
Natasha Skinski
Notoucha MySkinski .... that would suck.
Regards, Tonto.
LMFAO. You must be the worst at whatyou do
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You have just landed a part in a porno movie. What is your porno name and what is your special talent or memorable trademark?
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Nobody knows where you are...how near or how far...
I didn't say it would sell a lot of copies
Or perhaps Hugh Mongus.
Nah, it's Dick Limpp.
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Nah, it's Dick Limpp.
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Does it change to Dick Maybe?
My special talent is lying. And the girls love it when I do.
I'm flying to Vegas sitting next to a smokin hot woman who going to be going to a Porn convention in Vegas. As we chat, she tells me she's a porn star. I ask if it's true about black men having the biggest cocks and she replies "no, the American Indian does."
She also mentions that Jewish men give the best oral.
Then she asks me what my name is. I tell her. I could lie but I don't. Sure honey, my name's Tonto Goldstein!
You have just landed a part in a porno movie. What is your porno name and what is your special talent or memorable trademark?
Ivan Suckatitski, pre porn was a Russian milkman
or i can live with "Cimbj Lover"