Is it sacrilegious to put the donation in a church donation envelope?
I suppose that would be in bad taste.
Other than that, I have to agree, Who cares?
...something that hasn't been done before:
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I don't think I can marry into that tribe ... the Bible says so
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I guess the tribe wins again
Because they want to.
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Come see me. I love a good laugh 😂
In an envelope I took from one of the world's most famous whore houses?
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Some church donation envelopes are personalized, i.e. have the giver's name and address.
You want sacrilegious, try this:
I was seeing a gal who wore an enormous crucifix during our session, (Which is already about a 6 IMHO.) But then she did a very spirited cowgirl which caused said crucifix to bang against my Jewish forehead in rhythm with her gyrations to our mutual BD/SM delight.
I'd rate that up around an 8
As long you make the sign of the cross, you'll be alright!
...but it's a bad 'habit' to get into.
Hehhehheh
Long live R. Crumb's Leather Nun
is one of my favorite activities. I think I could do better than a donation in a church envelope. How about...a date with a provider at a church? Or maybe I could convince a sex toy manufacturer to make a cross-shaped vibrator. I guess for now I'll have to settle with calling my ATF my Goddess and bowing and worshipping her.
http://divine-interventions.com/
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If it were gays who were having sex at church, the Pope would have blessed them both.
“Render unto Rasha that which is Rasha’s…” (Matthew 22:21)
Are you comparing yourself to Caesar, or God?
If it's the latter, we might have to blaspheme you when the Jets start losing to Seattle
that many are numbered with your pledge number and are therefore traceable
After correctly counting the donation, you need to keep it together so you don't have to check it in front of her. I've used a big paper clip for years. Envolupes are hard to pocket carry.
The hotels where I stay while in Vegas has two nightstands by the bed. One of the night stands has the safe, the other is free to use but that's where they keep the Bible. When I unpack, I instinctively throw all my condoms, lube and toys in that drawer. And they happen to fall on or next to the Bible, that I get this "Oh,oh" feeling....but I get over it quickly.
I think a little guilt adds some spice to the session...
...I see one provider who I just know would appreciate it!
Catholic or Jewish, you'll have to deal with the guilt.
... because church donation envelopes are the only kind I have found that properly fit bills. I can pocket them discreetly while keeping the pre-counted donation together.
The sacrilege is just a bonus.
If anyone knows of another source for envelopes that fit bills snugly -- even better, with end opening rather than side flap -- please post here