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quantavore2880 reads

Romance? Adventure? Culinary ecstasy? Netflix and bubbly? Tell us of that perfect date that, to this day, still makes you swoon....

NO-WIN questions for providers.  Many guys here have taken many of these ladies out.  How do they answer without potentially alienating some of their customers.  Perhaps if you think about it, there is a better way to put this.  Just my opinion.

GaGambler515 reads

I think he'll  end up getting ridiculed for yet another dumb OP made here on the GD board.

CDL called it, many guys I am sure believe THEY are the one who gave their ATF their "best date" ever, Well they can't all have done so, so if any providers are foolish enough to respond at least some regulars are going to be all butt hurt that their date with her wasn't her all time best date ever.

Read it and think well that's not what I would've done, or could do, and say never mind.

As a hug and a kiss with a regular or someone very genuine  when your having an off week . I'll call it the boyfriend experience .  
Xxoo Alyssa

Senator.Blutarsky511 reads

I thought the boyfriend experience was... you sitting on the couch, watching the game, scratching your balls while you yelled at her to get you another beer?  How is that too much work? 😎

The boyfriend experience the way WE like it.  She's talking about the way SHE likes it.  Its apples and oranges.  We all like your way better.

JakeFromStateFarm485 reads

no need for all the frills.  I show up clean, leave a full envelope and leave on time.  If she swoons, she does it after I leave.

you caught my interest, so I went to your website, only to find that I have to give you my email address just to see your photos or view your rates.  What's up with that shit? Do you want to stalk guys that just want to check you out?  Lost interest faster than I had it.  

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JakeFromStateFarm327 reads

I managed to see them without giving any info, and compared them to newer shots.  Like a different person.

GaGambler524 reads

We should thank her for "locking up" her current pics.

I was on the photo board the other day and am starting to run low on eye bleach. lol

so let's see gambler and jake's website pics.

just for comparison.

All smart people already got it- you can not overcome your frustration that I am not willing to have shot of vodka with  you.  
You hate is just sold you out.  
From love to hate is one step. Stop expose yourself and stop check my site.  

People do not hate with no reason.. people already got it why you hate me so much  

From love to hate is one step:)
 You may go and take a look again at photos .. I think it will make you just suffer again , come here and show your hate ..  
So not cool  Gambler.

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JakeFromStateFarm398 reads

We just find you lovely.  And charming.

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As such as you are ,, how to explain... just lowest cast.

I know every cast has right to be on this earth but I m not mixing myself with such  
 Stop be offended

JakeFromStateFarm488 reads

but I'm not sure because I really can't understand your incoherent post.  Please try writing in English next time.

you are just one of them.  
 Those who NEVER will come to my sight.

And yes  YES I am stunning as not many. And I am proud of that.  

European women know how take care about own bodies.. while in states and teens are overweight .. yet again it is not fault of the people in states. Tell thank you to you government with all GMF and" beat the world hunger" promises.

 Yes jake, it is time fort you to forgot me same and for gambler and others meant people as you used to see not a woman.. just pussies.  

I am out to yacht  and am on the way to Cuba  now with my lover and will would have some nice time there. Before going to Europe then back to NYC - and he - he is also here and he just laughing on how some  are pathetic here  
He do not mind I talk to you here . yet .. yet seems you are just not original  
 
Go away to your farm

I always take new pics :) yet I do share them only with those whom I choose myself  
You have just ask me to choose you and you be very happy with hat you see and even more - what you FEEL and how it would be :)

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who choosing me just because my looks - the best dates even do not care red reviews or ee those photos - they do talk and they know me - I am the one If you need to see those photos .. then possible I would be not able to meet you.. even you may be nice man. Then show us that you are a gentleman. So far hard to say ..

Smallfish508 reads

1. Was the agreed-upon amount paid?

2. Did I not get hurt / abused / murdered?

3. Did I not get arrested?

4. Was he showered, clean, and presentable?

If 1 and 2 and 3, FUCKING AWESOME.

If 1 and 2 and 3 and 4...BEST DATE EVA!!!!!

1. Riding his brand new Ducati and just ripping down PCH then stopping at Grom for a quick gelato break- continuing to bomb Topanga Canyon back. Coming home with my knees like jello. Hitting the sheets and doing it so hard that I purred and growled so loud that I made that Ducati engine sound like Thomas the Train.  

2. Flying out to surprise my client last minute to meet him in Hawaii. We did it in front of a huge window overlooking the marina/dock where cruise ship passengers were disembarking for their day leave. I think we were both very aroused by the exhibition factor.  

3. Listening to my client play Chopin and Beethoven on my keyboard after we drank champagne and noshed on gourmet goodies from Wally's. Then he tickled my ivories in bed like Glenn Gould masterfully pwning Bach's Goldberg Variations.  

I'm hoping to add more to this list as I continue with my adventures... :)

MNF with pizza and a blowjob..  

Posted By: ParkerSouth
1. Riding his brand new Ducati and just ripping down PCH then stopping at Grom for a quick gelato break- continuing to bomb Topanga Canyon back. Coming home with my knees like jello. Hitting the sheets and doing it so hard that I purred and growled so loud that I made that Ducati engine sound like Thomas the Train.  
   
 2. Flying out to surprise my client last minute to meet him in Hawaii. We did it in front of a huge window overlooking the marina/dock where cruise ship passengers were disembarking for their day leave. I think we were both very aroused by the exhibition factor.  
   
 3. Listening to my client play Chopin and Beethoven on my keyboard after we drank champagne and noshed on gourmet goodies from Wally's. Then he tickled my ivories in bed like Glenn Gould masterfully pwning Bach's Goldberg Variations.  
   
 I'm hoping to add more to this list as I continue with my adventures... :)

Those who comment that providers simply want the money for nothing or all that matters is correct behavior and, of course, correct donation?   I really hope you're at least MOSTLY joking.  (This is far from the first time this question has been posed and always there are similar responses.)

If not, if you really believe we're all so cold?   That makes me sad.  

And some of you have definitely had enough experience to know better.  There are providers who are real people-pleasers and would be hurt & confused if that weren't given the opportunity to rock your world!  ;-)

There are also out-and-out nymphos, freaks, and codependent personalities here too, who would all be disappointed if you slid the cash under the door and left.  

 
If anyone tried to do that to me, I'd grab his arm and bodily haul him into the room!  :-)

And if he still insisted on leaving?   I'd hand him back his envelope.  

Well Ok.....maybe not HAND.... shove it back at him? Yeah that.  LOL

you wouldn't get a chance to hand me back the envelope nor have to haul me into the room ... I'm pretty easy believe it or not ... what you might call a willing victim.  

Not that we'll ever get the opportunity ... again, just sayin ...lol

Senator.Blutarsky586 reads

you need to play hard to get...it makes her want you even more. 😎

Posted By: Senator.Blutarsky
you need to play hard to get...it makes her want you even more. 😎
I think you're missing the point of this hobby. There ARE no games. You compensate and the girls either deliver thoughtful, engaged and quality entertainment or you see another girl who is more suited to your desires. It's the most free market business in the world. "Play hard to get" and all that player stuff can stay IRL when you're trying to get some at the club, but this is a fantasy world where everyone should win at the end, and do it all over again. :)

Debra,
     While you catch static here on occasion, thanks for a warm and sweet reply...

As most are so very different and enjoyable for differing reasons.

However, best gift from a date I received, just recently was so amazing to me....that upped the date to fave list was...

 
A rock, not the diamond kind, just the millions of years old kind.

Still smiling 😍  

#ScienceGeekAtHeart  👯

JakeFromStateFarm533 reads

stop writing stupid things.
In your case that means stop writing anything at all.

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You make me feel stupid? Bah ha ha thanks for the laugh!

I think your post applies to you more than me.

Don't like what I write?  

Simple solution for the simple minded Jake:

Don't read my posts - easy enough?  

- Move along now and for God's sakes change those khakis,
your stinking up the the joint.

  - TGIFuckoffFrida

JakeFromStateFarm379 reads

Please calm down, because any monger reading your posts is putting you on his Do Not See list.  Slick marketing, doll.

Summer of 2013, I went on a date with Stevie Thunder and 2 guys. It was actually a small group of men and women. We were dressed to the nines . I in a short black miniskirt with a tight light grey tank top that showed off my DDs. Sexy strappy tall heels and a tan that finished off my look quite nicely.  Might I add my skirt hadn't a side zipper that with one swoop you could get it off of me .  

  We met at a bar in Tysons, had a few drinks and then off to DC we went .  We hit 3 nightclubs and we drank, we laughed and we looked great. Her and I both were getting a lot of attention and we were having a blast dancing on the floor. We danced with our men/dates and with each other. The boys enjoyed just watching us.  

   Hot night and then I spent a lot of it out on the white couches at one club with my date. Might not seem so exciting but the chemistry was there and we were on FIRE. Sitting closely together, bodies touching.  He had his hands on my thighs saying this girl is mine boys. Softly stroking my arm and my back. Had me really turned on.  

  It was such a fun night, erotic, fresh. Exciting. It was just so much fun and really a perfect night that didn't end until the following morning at 11AM. Haha Stevie and I know how to have a good time.  

  There was another night I went to a club with my girlfriend and a couple picked us us. We went home with them and had some fun of our own. That's another story for another time

To 7 different locations. Its been an interesting 2016

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