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Judge Judy says:
Zzbottom2 496 reads
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You make more money than me and I'm a TV star. Go straight to jail.  

 
 I often giggle in my head on BP when most of the ads state no law-enforcement or when they ask when you get there if you're police. Like it's a deterrent or matters what I or they say.

Provider: I asked if he was in any way affiliated with law enforcement and he said no. Besides, my ad clearly states that I do not offer prostitution, that compensation is for my time only, and that anything that may happen after that is unrelated and between consenting adults.

Judge: You outsmarted us all. You’re free to go.

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You make more money than me and I'm a TV star. Go straight to jail.  

 
 I often giggle in my head on BP when most of the ads state no law-enforcement or when they ask when you get there if you're police. Like it's a deterrent or matters what I or they say.

Hookers make more than $40 mill/year????   Damn time to get that weiniectomy.

Posted By: Zzbottom2
You make more money than me and I'm a TV star. Go straight to jail.  
   
   
  I often giggle in my head on BP when most of the ads state no law-enforcement or when they ask when you get there if you're police. Like it's a deterrent or matters what I or they say.

I'm not robbing this bank, but I have a handgun (Which is my Second Amendment right to have.) and I would really like for you to stuff a bag with cash and hand it to me.

See how far that get's you if you're caught and end up in court

With the handgun added in, I'd say 5 to 10 years, but the majority of cases get some sort of plea deal so he would probably get sent to the nut house for 3 to 5. Maybe, depending on prior convictions.

Hahaha  
I read those silly disclaimers and (literally) laugh out loud.  
Stating that a donation is for time and companionship only does absolutely zero if she is arrested.  
I never worked Vice. Was offered the position a couple of times as a path to promotion. Think about that for a minute.  
But turned it down for two reasons: first, I'm a live and let live kind of guy. And there's some REALLY, really bad people in this country that need to be removed from society and providers don't even make the radar screen.  
Secondly my sights were set on homocide and that's where I ended up.
Vice gets more active in any area for a few reasons: the first is citizen complaints. Second is quotas...yes, there really are quotas.  
Third is saturation. Get too many providers working the same area and you'd have to be blind to not notice.  
Nobody wants the mayor or city council suggesting that crime is on the rise. That makes the bosses realllll unhappy which makes street cops unhappy

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