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Read his reviews, he just HAS to mention his size in them
Whambulance 395 reads
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every time. Like it's going to impress people. It's comical and redic.

that the LELO Hex condoms are .... the balls. I panicked a bit because I was an "investor?" in the second release of these  
amazing sex aids. So many things to like ...

1. I can see my dick! Almost crystal clear ...
2. They unroll easily and go on easier
3. Thin ... as close to nothing that Ive worn

First impression ... the best. With a caveat ... aaaah.

After I invested, I inquired about the size of the condom as I'm  
a Magnum XL. And they're tight because of my girth. The Hex is  
quite a bit smaller, however they fit better, aren't as tight and  
are WAY thinner and more elastic. My dick actually thanked me today with a pat on the back .... lol

Strongly recommend. I will repeat.  

 



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JanetRenosBeard734 reads

You're a Magnum XL. What guy here isn't?🙄

you wanna know the answer to that ...lol
OR just look in the mirror... you won't strain  
your back bending forward to see over your gut.

JanetRenosBeard527 reads

Why should I start a new thread? Are you saying your threads are only for your acolytes? Btw assuming I'm a guy is rather moronic. Hardly shocking.

Just a sarcastic edge when I choose. I chos

I wrote .... "you wanna know the answer to that ...lol"

Since you probably understand the  meaning of acolyte
I won't have to offer the definition of the more colloquial lol

NEXT TIME I'LL BOLD IT JUST FOR YOU. lol

 

Posted By: JanetRenosBeard
Why should I start a new thread? Are you saying your threads are only for your acolytes? Btw assuming I'm a guy is rather moronic. Hardly shocking.

JanetRenosBeard314 reads

How about just sending me a dick pic? I need a good laugh today!!

Do you have a big screen or still using a flip phone.  
You're a total ass aren't you ...  

Actually I won't but I will say a Lady's size 7 is way  
too tight l. But if you want a cheap thrill, watch porn.

I'll sell you a pic for 200 roses tho ... and you'd thank me.  
Now you can GFY.  

End of thread

JanetRenosBeard296 reads

Clearly you're a loser. That's why you're here and can't stfu. Carry on.

debauchedB344 reads

your felt need to tell everyone you order Magnum XLs that makes everyone think you're a dope. No one gives a rat's ass.

Whambulance396 reads

every time. Like it's going to impress people. It's comical and redic.

JanetRenosBeard454 reads

Have to brag about their size. He seems totally lame.

Anybody here seen them in a store? Been interested in them but haven't seen them anywhere and I've never liked buying stuff online.

 

*Still not a magnum xl. So what?

I LOVE Amazon! I just ordered a 3 pack for $9 and change.
There was no size indicated so I'm worried that they will send me XL Magnums ... Guess I can always take up fisting NOT!

 
From the Amazon page,
"When enjoying with LELO hex users report that not only do the hexagons tessellate and mold to the unique shape of the wearer, the design can also be seen to channel unwanted stress through the structure itself, providing pleasure, safety and comfort."

tessellate? Really?

by the way, wtf is tessellate?

As long as my dick doesn't  
fall off, I'm impressed.

Posted By: nothrofboston
by the way, wtf is tessellate?  
   
 
Yeah, had to look that one up myself.

It's like laying tile, it turns out. So much for laying pipe I guess.

Tess is late?!!?

I never touched her, I swear!!

Apparently, it's a word that Amazon users use. Smug Bastards! Guess I'll have to cancel my Prime membership now.

Drew it sounds like your saying that the Amazon users are extremely sesquipedalian in their description of certain subjects.

Posted By: DURHAMDREW63
Apparently, it's a word that Amazon users use. Smug Bastards! Guess I'll have to cancel my Prime membership now.

I never said anything about reptiles ...

Posted By: Duplicitouslust
Drew it sounds like your saying that the Amazon users are extremely sesquipedalian in their description of certain subjects.  
   
Posted By: DURHAMDREW63
Apparently, it's a word that Amazon users use. Smug Bastards! Guess I'll have to cancel my Prime membership now.

So knew, I ordered about two months ago.  

Not backorder, just early release ... paid 40 for 36
and got a $50 LELO gift card. Gonna buy more.
LIFETIME SUPPLY ... might not even wait for the XPs.

Don't need XLs, lucky guy. You probably find more ladies  
willing to do anal. Always a silver lining in everything if  
you look. Sometime I wish I could borrow a smaller dick.

 
But not that often ... lol

John_Laroche390 reads

as far as thickness, they are .045mm vs .052mm for Trojan ultra thin.

Online direct from Lelo at less than $1 each.

Taking one for the team in another way.  I will try them.  

Recently had a test run with the Okomoto 001 from Japan (haven't been able to find them yet in the US).  They are also super thin, but about $5 each with shipping.  Both my provider and I thought we were going bare.  Loved it!  Caution:  also very snug if you're anywhere north of "average."

while thicker, HEX feels similar ... and  
for the "peanut" gallery, is that nothr?

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Taking one for the team in another way.  I will try them.    
   
 Recently had a test run with the Okomoto 001 from Japan (haven't been able to find them yet in the US).  They are also super thin, but about $5 each with shipping.  Both my provider and I thought we were going bare.  Loved it!  Caution:  also very snug if you're anywhere north of "average."

As a provider, it is very helpful to know if a gentleman's member is on the larger side.  There may be a chance that someone can't handle it or prefers not to visit with a gentleman with a larger package.  Knowing beforehand is helpful for the ladies.    Nothrofboston is a sweetheart and a wonderful person.   Just in case you were wondering.. Yes,Yes it is ;

Speaking of sweethearts. ❤ Like I need the approval of strangers and keyboard warriors (love that one, SK💋) to enjoy my lifestyle?

Have you tried the LELOs yet, J

Posted By: nothrofboston
that the LELO Hex condoms are .... the balls. I panicked a bit because I was an "investor?" in the second release of these  
 amazing sex aids. So many things to like ...  
   
 1. I can see my dick! Almost crystal clear ...  
 2. They unroll easily and go on easier  
 3. Thin ... as close to nothing that Ive worn  
   
 First impression ... the best. With a caveat ... aaaah.  
   
 After I invested, I inquired about the size of the condom as I'm  
 a Magnum XL. And they're tight because of my girth. The Hex is  
 quite a bit smaller, however they fit better, aren't as tight and  
 are WAY thinner and more elastic. My dick actually thanked me today with a pat on the back .... lol  
   
 Strongly recommend. I will repeat.  
   
   
   
 

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