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Irony is rich.
JakeFromStateFarm 302 reads
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Just wear khakis, especially at 3 AM.  But State Farm does not cover the terminally stupid, so tough luck for the poor guy in Fairfield.  And others.

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JakeFromStateFarm3046 reads

Street name edited out in case that violates a TER rule.

'Friendly' Escort Steals $500, Man Tells Fairfield Police

FAIRFIELD, Conn. — A [blank] Road man called police early Monday to report an escort he met on Craigslist and thought he was “developing a friendship” with had stolen $500 from him, police said.

The 40-year-old victim called police about 1 a.m. Monday after a woman he knows only as “Amanda” came to his home, had sex with him and then said she had to get something from her car, police said. When she didn’t return, the man went to look for her and found $500 he left on a counter missing and “Amanda” nowhere to be found, police said.

The man told officers he met “Amanda,” who said she was an escort, online and she agreed to come to his home and have intercourse with him for $200 three weeks ago, police said. He believed last night’s “hookup” would be free because they were “developing a friendship,” police said.

The victim told police he didn’t have an address for “Amanda,” just a phone number

FatVern589 reads

You'll do better next time, just remember the friendship is not real.

Aside from that, there is quite an irony that "Jake from Statefarm" is telling us about someone getting robbed in his home.

This makes me want to call the real Jake from Statefarm at 3 AM to see if my insurance will cover me from these types of robberies.

JakeFromStateFarm303 reads

Just wear khakis, especially at 3 AM.  But State Farm does not cover the terminally stupid, so tough luck for the poor guy in Fairfield.  And others.

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Also when did craigslist put escorts back up in their site?  Sigh. So much stupid.

Have been for years.  

Posted By: sexybrietaylor
Also when did craigslist put escorts back up in their site?  Sigh. So much stupid.

Brie, no wonder you were laughing because pay 4 play is not okay in the eyes of the law in that particular state.  Also what did you want the cops to do with so little information.

Posted By: sexybrietaylor
Also when did craigslist put escorts back up in their site?  Sigh. So much stupid.

-He believed last night’s “hookup” would be free because they were “developing a friendship,”-

The $500 on the counter was just for decorative purposes, Officer.

If he'd of been black the cop would have shot him halfway through the story.

I call the police both times my wallet was stollen.  It don't get you stuff back. Can use it if you visa card is charge to hilt. I advance from bicycle and pick pick them up on the street to look for low cost ter review hookers. If she Craig list it would be real wack because there don't have a escort page any more.

She lifted his money.



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FatVern386 reads

after you have invited a hooker into your home.

 
She probably thought it was left out for her.

JakeFromStateFarm282 reads

Did you ever in your life have $500 in the same place at the same time?
PS: that's a rhetorical question.  Do you know what that means?

If you change the dollar amounts ($20 instead of $200 and $50 instead of $500) I would swear this is something Ripmany would have done.

Posted By: JakeFromStateFarm
Street name edited out in case that violates a TER rule.  
   
 'Friendly' Escort Steals $500, Man Tells Fairfield Police  
   
 FAIRFIELD, Conn. — A [blank] Road man called police early Monday to report an escort he met on Craigslist and thought he was “developing a friendship” with had stolen $500 from him, police said.  
   
 The 40-year-old victim called police about 1 a.m. Monday after a woman he knows only as “Amanda” came to his home, had sex with him and then said she had to get something from her car, police said. When she didn’t return, the man went to look for her and found $500 he left on a counter missing and “Amanda” nowhere to be found, police said.  
   
 The man told officers he met “Amanda,” who said she was an escort, online and she agreed to come to his home and have intercourse with him for $200 three weeks ago, police said. He believed last night’s “hookup” would be free because they were “developing a friendship,” police said.  
   
 The victim told police he didn’t have an address for “Amanda,” just a phone number

No more escorts section but some hookers post in the personal it a free posting but she will Tell you before meeting she a p4p not a civic.

Rip is actually correct, but as usual, the language is garbled.  I will make it a bit more clear:  Some hookers will put up an ad in the personals on CL, stating that they want a FWB or other strictly sexual relationship, and then pull their "bait and switch" when they get a reply.  That actually happened to me once.  I didn't do it, but it gave me ideas, and then I found BP, and the rest is history.

not quite the advertising, but in the personals section, yes. They're there

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