Maybe you're the one on the hood? 
Went to the neighborhood car wash today. Once each car goes through the mechanized section there is a large staging area where 15 - 20 workers do the detailing. Most are men but about 4 or 5 of them were ladies today.
As I was waiting, I looked up and noticed this amazing butt, bending over, detailing one of the cars. The person possessing this ample bottom, was dressed in jeans, and about medium height. Their clothing was rather loose fitting, except for the very well fitting jeans and their hat was a typical uni-sex sunhat with fabric protecting/hiding their neck/entire head.
This person kept bending over and I found myself staring at that amazing butt. Then, I caught myself, almost in shock, as I realized I did not know the sex of this person. A bit stressful, as I continued to look and hoped rather strongly that this person was a female. Then a few moments later, she turned around and I could see it WAS a female! She not only had an amazing butt, but was rather attractive and well endowed in other ways as well.
No judgement here, at all! But was so relieved! Phew! Encourage my bi and gay friends to enjoy whatever they enjoy, but if that person turned out to be a male, it would have ruined my day!
Anything like this ever happen to you?
Several years ago I was at a sports bar playing pool and watching a PGA tournament out of the corner of my eye. Well I don't have a gay bone in my body, but there was this one golfer that I had to admit had an ass that kept catching my eye. I was SO fucking happy to find out that ass belonged to Michelle Wie, the Korean LPGA golfer who played a few PGA men's events, and for the record she does have a rather cute ass.
My ex has a lot of gay friends. On one Halloween Saturday, we went to a gay bar with a couple of her friends. There was a young woman walking around in a black leather jacket, panties, push-up bra, garter, stockings and heels. Killer body, with a great ass, and a great face.
As I looked closer, I realized it was a guy. He was dressed as Cher for Halloween. A big letdown.
(No, this didn't happen to me... but I can dream, can't I?)
With their boobs. And hot shirtless guys. Yum.
Maybe you're the one on the hood?
Kick back and enjoy it......