about 6 years ago....second floor of the glendale galleria , she had a short skirt on , me jeans.
she leaned on the handrail looking down at the people passing on the floor bellow, i unzipped and she guided my member to its warm moist destination with one hand between her legs, EXCITMENT LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIVE.. i slllooowwwly pumped away....the zipper tore the shit out of my nut sack but the sacrifice was worth it, i am currently married (not to this fire cracker) and i still jerk off to the memories.
I'm sure we all have been in this position once in our lifetime.
...got to have it... right then and there...no matter where.
Parked cars don't count unless its something wacky like at the toll plaza...lol...
My favorite quickie was in the men's room at a French restaurant.
Must have been the escargot...Highly erotic!...one of these days, I would luv to join the mile high club.
Cheers!
Does going down on the SO on the playing fields of a top 5 prep school count? It WAS the off-season, but we talk about it still...
Sure Sully...This is no holds barred spontaneous sex...lol...
I only put a qualifier on with the NO PARKED CAR routine...cause every redblooded male and female has done that...lol
Dude-
I am 6'5", a big tub of goo. I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX IN A CAR. A little foreplay for her perhaps but nothing for me. Like Bob Hope, I like a "big room"...
They don't make'm like that anymore.
Those babies would go past 200,000 miles easy.
Cheers!
Sitting at a well lit bar with a nude dancer at a club on "The Block" in Baltimore. One finger in her pussy and the other in her ass.
Was this an East coast school, because I think I saw you?
In the musty stairwell of a major convention hotel during a major convention. We stepped out of the crowded cocktail party and went through the door into the stairwell; I backed her into a corner, pulled up her dress, pulled down the panties and, well, you get the picture. All of this while we could still hear people mingling outside the door.
A few years back I had a sexy girlfriend you ran an office very close to where I used to work. Well one hot summer day had this incredible urge to get it on. So during lunch break I ran across to her building talked her to climb the fire escape staircase to the roof. Went into the mechanical room lifted her up and we banged each other like there was no tomorrow, of course it included a nice BBBJ and an invite to dine at the Y.
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back in the late 80's at a nightclub in hollywood I had this asian chic for a date, she got so horny dancing that we did not even wait to go out. Just went to a dark corner, and she gave me a BBBJTC that I remembered for a long time. And people were only a few feet away from us.
Thanks for the question brought back some really fond memories. Have others but this would do.
about 6 years ago....second floor of the glendale galleria , she had a short skirt on , me jeans.
she leaned on the handrail looking down at the people passing on the floor bellow, i unzipped and she guided my member to its warm moist destination with one hand between her legs, EXCITMENT LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIVE.. i slllooowwwly pumped away....the zipper tore the shit out of my nut sack but the sacrifice was worth it, i am currently married (not to this fire cracker) and i still jerk off to the memories.
I rec'd a fantastic bj from my SO, many years ago. we still talk about it occasionally now. I'm not sure if it was the bj or the speed, but it was great.
Hagar-
Cruisin' down the Freeway, with the boys (getting polished)
on come this beautiful noise...
Turn up the music! (so you can't hear me moan)
While driving home from a porn theater (before home VCRs) she suggested we take the back roads home. She got both of us naked and then sat on my lap cowgirl-style while I looked over her shoulder to avoid the ditch on the right and the traffic on the left.
Reading this thread is more spontaneous than anything I have actually done.
all that spontaneous stuff is actually my sexual fantasy believe it or not
and i've never had an oppurtunity to do it
cause i never have a man long enough to feel comfortable doing it with him
Was always fun to get a BJ while driving...
In public parks at night, of course, the most fun was when you could hear the people all around.
Got a hand job (under a small blanket) in a car on a trip with a car full of friends - they didn't have a clue.
This was prior to escorting:
1. Parking structure on the hood of my Porsche 911 (Turned in the lease...lol.)
2. Parking lot of a French restaurant in Big Sur on the trunk of the car.
3. Elevator
4. Bathroom at a hospital I worked at
5. My bosses desk, with a co-worker
6. Backyard of my father's house in a tent with my father's best friend's son, I was young. First time.
7. In the woods while hiking.
8. Library stacks at college
9. Bathroom at a bar.
No that I escort, its all behind closed doors that are locked. Lol.
BOEING!
get it...Boeing...not Boiinnnggg!
Cheers!
I promise I'll catch up to the moving train this time...
Pop Quiz...I'm referencing what WW2 movie?
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You Erica Jong Reader , you!
On the hood of my car in the airport parking lot in San Diego...
Fully naked in the front seat of my (yes, parked, but bear with me) car, parallel parked in broad daylight on the street at the top of the stairs leading down to the public bathrooms/shower at the Hotel Del Coronado's beach...
Then, when we got home and parked in my garage, my then-girlfriend standing on the door jam of my car, I took her from behind...after we'd driven home naked...
A little DATY on a public beach in broad daylight...
Yoda
I just remember another one. In a field on some straw. Front seat of the car, kept hitting the horn. Oh my...the neighbor's were so peeved.
I had dated this guy for a year, amazing sex, really loved him but suffocated him because I was too insecure, you know how it is. Worst break-up ever. Won't take me back period.
I got tired of staring at the phone. So I got some poor random guy from a snotty L.A. beach bar and nailed his ass on the sand with the water lapping at us, RIGHT in front of my X's Malibu house, moaning and screaming at the top of my lungs for an hour. I had so much sand up my cootchie, but I knew my X could hear it all and was miserable.
*R-E-V-E-N-G-E*
With all that moaning and screaming, I'm surprised your X didn't throw you guys a life preserver...lol
Woo Woo!
...I received at Loewes movie theatre over 20 years ago during the playing of Wagner’s "Ride of the Valkyries" from the movie Apocalypse Now....
One of my favorite movie lines of all time from Captain Kilgore
(Bobby Duvall)...I love the smell of pussy in the morning . . . Smelled like... victory.”
Cheers!
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Was it Charlie's point- or yours?
while the Doors were playing, "The End"...I fingered her P
right to the point of completion...lol...
Sully, my friend, your a great straight man...lol
Cheers big fellow!
We call them assists or dimes.
always better than the points themselves
Not going to come close to Michelles list either but here are a few.
Womans washroom at a movie theatre.
In the car at waiting in line at the drive trough at McDonalds (they were taking a really long time!)
Mile high club (NOT in the washroom 
On a private beach - but speedboats were going by.
funny!
Did they give you change back from your dollar?
lol
What was there other slogan...
You deserve a F88k Today
Cheers!
1.High school girlfriend, BJ & HJ (not to completion) while watching TV with her mom in the chair in front of us..
2. On the roof of my house.
3. On a flight to Vegas, used newspaper to cover my Gfriends head while she was sleeping on my lap. fun stuff.
4. In my roommates bed, while he was at school (he walked in) doh!
5. BJ on the freeway, truckers consistantly honked.
6. on the beach inside my sleeping bag while sitting by a bondfire.
7. in the closet under the stairs of a model home, while people were looking upstairs. Crazy)
8. used an empty beer bottle on my gfriend while at a drive in theater. (friends were in the back of the truck) 'she was horney"
9. in the Jacuzzi.
10. on the 3rd hole at velencia golf course, just after feeding the squirrels.
I just have to many to list, Damn I thought I have had a boring life.
At night on the dock at Playa Blanca (Club Med in Mexico). No splinters but some bruises.
Not quite sex but I was fingering this hot blonde lady sitting next to me at a restaurant dinner table with 6 others present. I was very drunk. I had never gone out with her and I didn't get to go home with her. She was married but her husband wasn't at the dinner. Funny, I can remember that night almost 30 years ago quite vividly even though I was roaring drunk.
Was it as good for you.. as it was for the crustaceon(Spelling?)?
Sorry, I couldn't resist,but I can surely see it happening your way too.(another McDonald's slogan)
Cheers!
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It would have to be my summer of pagan passionate sex when I was 20 and she was 30 and at her peak...CG at the San Luis Obispo Drive-In in my Porsche, top off of course (the car's-- not her's you filty minded bastards!! Unfortunately her ass hit the horn once or twice before completion. A family of four in a station wagon next to us abruptly drove away from us although I think the husband wanted to watch us and not the movie)...Sex in the parking lot at the La Jolla Village Inn (we never did make good on our dinner reservations at the restaurant there) and a good fingering at the old McDinny's Bar in Del Mar (just scooted her dress to the side a bit)! And my all time favorite, a BBBJTCIMNSNQ while behind the Louisiana Stage on 4th Street at the old Street Scene while Buckwheat Zydeco was playing!!
I went to that drive in a few years ago (On vacation) with my wife. Nothing happened like that, but did you have to change my memory of that place for me like that?!?!?!
Sorry! We had to do it at the drive-in since naturally we couldn't do it a her folks' house (although we did try to several times. I must of looked pretty stupid to her parents walking around with a constant hard-on from our aborted attempts). Initially, we did try to sneak a quickie session in at the men's bathroom at the Maddonna Inn, but there were too many women coming into there to look at the large seashell urinal (which is a tourist attraction itself!) So, the drive-in was the next best place we could find at that time. We were fortunate to find a semi-secluded spot at Avila Beach on that same trip to SLO!
Under the cover of darkness, we also did it on the beach at our hotel in San Jose del Cabo, Mexico as well as in the meadow right outside Camp Curry at Yosemite National Park. I recall that they found her panties when they combed the beach that next morning.
Now that is a place to actually "get a room" and do it on the rocks, or some other room. There are some cool rooms there! And yes the Mens bathroom is in fact a tourist place in itself.
Some years ago my girlfriend and I took a buggy ride with a young dating Amish couple. She was in her late teens and I was just a bit older. It was one of those single seater buggies. The way four people fitted into it is that the guys sat on the seat and the girls sat sort of crossways on their laps, not quite facing each other. Naturally the Amish guy drove the horse -- seemed to have no trouble driving with his girl on his lap.
It was winter, so for warmth they had the traditional lap robe that covered all of our lower bodies and was tucked under at each side.
It was dark, too! (At night)
First we began to DFK - she was a fantastic kisser.
Then under cover of the blanket, I eased my hand into my girlfriend's panties and began stimulating her clit. She was the most responsive girl I have ever met and like usual her clit got big and hard very quickly and she was wet in a hurry.
The problem was she couldn't hold still! She began thrusting her hips and tush around and I got worried the other couple would notice. So I slowed down and she got ahold of herself. Then I continued the light stimulation for a long time. Fun for both of us!
But I've often wondered what would have happened if I'd have kept it up and she'd really gotten worked up and they had noticed. What would their response have been and what would I or my girlfriend have said? Why was I so timid when I was young?
I can just imagine her turning around facing me, sliding up her dress and stradling me for some sweet loving! Maybe afterwards I could have driven the horse while the Amish couple took their turn. lol
Recently there was a story accounted on CNN. A woman charged with manslaughter for losing control of a car that she was driving and killing her male passenger. They had both been thrown out of the car. Her defense in court was that she wasn't driving, she was giving the guy a BJ. It did solve the mystery as to why the guy had been found on the street with his pants open.
Ladies bathroom at a hotel. This not quite spontaneous, we really had to look around for a semi-private place when the sparks started flying. I think one more minute of delay and we'd have done it in the lobby.
/zin
I had a boyfriend when was 16 I was a very bad little girl his dad was a pastor and I dragged him into the church one night and seduced him. We wound up screwing by the podium where his dad preaches. "We even got the chance to play the piano" Right or wrong it was very hot.
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I needed somebody like you in my religion when I was growing up. Getting laid on a Catholic altar would have solved so many problems for me, least of which my horniness-- but that would have been back in 20 minutes, anyway.
/Zin
About 10 years ago I was fooling around with a girl at work. One night after everybody left we screwed in my office on top of my desk. The excitement of that and the fact that the cleaning people would catch us made it even more exciting. I still think about that night from time to time.
How about anal, on the couch, under a blanket, during a family party? (Spoon position)
...of my apartment at about 1AM. Both BJ and standing doggie (if that's the right phrase) with her boobs over the edge. She was by no means a quiet lover, so not attracting the attention of the people in the courtyard below became quite an adventure, itself.
--b.
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Once got a BJ while out on our office balcony (24th floor). It was a nice view made better!
Met a hot girly at Foundation room, She was with one man, I was with two. her and myself started making out and drove all the people crazy. the 5 of us left to go to the Viper room, on the way there, I was in front seat twisted to back seat with my head between her legs. The sweetest pussy ever, as the driver of the car had his had up my skirt. When we arrive to the viper room whit hair all messy and pulling down my skirt as the valet opens my door, and he looks into back seat to find a really hot blond trying to recover from an orgasm. As her and I are still fondling each other and walking up to the door it begins to rain and we get all wet, the men more worried about covering up the we are.
Now finally to the really good part...........
Walking into the Viper room now all wet and that tingling feeling i get between my legs when I just want more and more. we find ourselves to the ladies room. She shoves herself in with me to the tinniest bathroom stall I have ever been in.as my skirt rises he fingers find my bell as she begun to ring it. I was not able to hide my vocals for she was so addimit about returning the favor I had given her in the car. you can here the other ladies chatter in the restroom but it just made us hotter. I felt like a contortionist with one foot on ground and other over top stall, but her lips and that tongue her fingers sliding in and out of me as i just started dripping down my leg and my whole body is just shaking....
There is more to this story that maybe I will continue..... But it is all true and if you want to know more just e-mail me
Sitting at the dock for a party for Travel Agents to show off the new ship. There were cabins of each catagory on display. Simply walked in found ourselves alone , locked the door and went at it. People were comming by trying to get in but we wern't answering. Had to keep the moans to a minimum.After we waited for a while and listened , heard no one opened the door and walked down the hall. Kinda give a new meaning to Maiden Voyage.
by way of Maidenhead?
Against the window of our class in the sixth floor of the science building the night before the Biochem final with my Lab Partnet L****. We were cramming for 2 days. It was 2:00 AM and the final was at 8:00. At one point we realized that cramming was over. It did'nt take us long after the other two study partners left to just jupm all over each othe. The sweet innocent chick in sweats with glasses and messy hair turned into this potty mouth who kept ordering me to fuck her on the window "where everybody could see". I'm not sure about everyone, but the campus security sure saw us. 5 minutes later we heard footsteps in the hallway and two of the cmpus' finest showed up. They told us we had to move and we said yes sir. we could hear them giggling as they left the classroom. Well we left the classroom and moved to the elevator, but that's another story.
Oh yes, I aced that Biochem final.
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"spontaneous combustion." Oh, I need a lube job. Where are you, Whore boy? I need the Midas Touch. Wink.
Hugs,
Ciara
always have room for friendly conversation, CiCi
I'll be right over...oil cans and all...lol
modified...accidentally put constipation after friendly...maybe cause its sort of like the opposite of combustion...
although add spontaneous and we may have a case of diareah..lol
cheers!
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some petroleum. I need gas and a lube. I know -- I'm soooo bad!
Hugs,
Ciara
He's just a boy...not experienced and hides behind an alias...
you need an out and front, no holds barred, man whore!
Cheers!
How's that baby?
You know the number and you're always welcome.