Carolinas
OK joke time people,
A blind man walks into a lumberyard and asks for a job. The manager looks at him and says, "what job could I possibly give you that you could do?" The blind man says, "I can identify any wood by smell."
So, the manager decides to test him. He holds up a board up under the blind man's nose. The blind man takes one whiff and says, "Cherry. Don't waste my time."
So, the manager holds up another board under the blind man's nose. The blind man takes one whiff and says, "Pine. From Maine. Cut down 3 days ago."
The manager is amazed so he decides to give him one more test. He picks up his wife and holds her under the blind man's nose. The man sniffs once and then sniffs again. Slowly he says, "Turn it over."
The manager turns his wife over. The blind man sniffs again and says, "Turn it back over." The manager does so and the blind man sniffs one last time.
Finally, the blind man says, "Aaaah, see, you're trying to fool a blind man. That's a shiathouse door off an old tuna boat."
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It's refreshing to see someone who cares enough about another person to let them know something is not right without making them feel like dog crap.
xo
