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It was a fantasy of his. One evening, we found ourselves in a fancy department store when we happened across a closed changing room area. I grabbed his hand and quickly led him into one of the dark stalls and proceeded to...and we must have made noise, because soon enough a store employee was ushering us out as we did the walk of shame into the cool Manhattan night.

I used to have a plug in to the cigarette lighter vibrator that I would use to cross the finish line going through the NJ tolls.
The excitement of aligning the narrow toll booths while all I wanted to do was close my eyes and exhale- just did it for me!
I have looked to replace that vibrator but just can't find one and where I live does not have that kind of toll booths set up anyway!
I need a new adrenaline rush way to get off!
What's been your most exciting orgasm?

JakeFromStateFarm355 reads

Posted By: brendaboobies
I used to have a plug in to the cigarette lighter vibrator that I would use to cross the finish line going through the NJ tolls.  
 The excitement of aligning the narrow toll booths while all I wanted to do was close my eyes and exhale- just did it for me!  
 I have looked to replace that vibrator but just can't find one and where I live does not have that kind of toll booths set up anyway!  
 I need a new adrenaline rush way to get off!  
 What's been your most exciting orgasm?

It was a fantasy of his. One evening, we found ourselves in a fancy department store when we happened across a closed changing room area. I grabbed his hand and quickly led him into one of the dark stalls and proceeded to...and we must have made noise, because soon enough a store employee was ushering us out as we did the walk of shame into the cool Manhattan night.

We too got busted. Strangely slipping a twenty through the slats solved the problem. Good thing too, I really didn't want to stop. The attendant gave us a real displeased look, but never said a word. Guess $20 only goes so far. LOL.

Posted By: scoed
We too got busted. Strangely slipping a twenty through the slats solved the problem. Good thing too, I really didn't want to stop. The attendant gave us a real displeased look, but never said a word. Guess $20 only goes so far. LOL.
 
I've never seen a woman in Wal-Mart I'd want to fuck with YOUR dick

GaGambler275 reads

So it's not like you could do a lot with it anyhow.

Hey DD, was that better??? lol

Much better. But I seem to do OK with my small dick. And the woman was quite attractive. I should know I married her.

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GaGambler395 reads

Now if that doesn't pay you back for all the "straight lines" you have ever given me, I don't know what will.'

I have reserved the pleasure for you to answer my rhetorical question. lol

How many guys around here can say that after 12 years of marriage? And the cute little lady I bedded Saturday seemed pleaeed. You see it isn't just about size, it is about skill, creativity, open mindedness, and communication. You see I may have a cocktail weiner between my legs but I have a huge sex organ between my ears, and I know how to use them both.

GaGambler396 reads

My god you really are a humorless fuck. Not to mention a humorless fuck with a tiny penis and zero ability to take a "straight line" and run with it.

Please remind me to NEVER tee up a joke for you again.

I had a weird fantasy involving rescuing a lady in the wilderness and protecting her from the elements. Then her keeping me warm the good old fashioned way. My wife, god bless her, was game and we made it real. Most fun orgasm ever. And we never got cold. I know my survival skills. I am an eagle scout after all.

Senator.Blutarsky345 reads

The first was in front of a roaring fire in a ski chalet I'd rented. After a great day of skiing, a couples massage, and a wonderful candlelight dinner, we finished with dessert on the coach in front of the fireplace. Damn, makes me hard just thinking about that night.  

The second happened on St. Maartin. After a great day relaxing on the beach, a few pina coladas, we enjoyed an afternoon "nap" on the secluded terrace of our room. Let's just say, neither of us got any sleep. Hint. Hint.  

So, my most memorable ones, usually include either the mountains or the beach. They are both great in their own way.

The water was warm, so was she.  We were nude. The sun was hot and the water shallow off a deserted beach we had hiked to.

It started in the elevator when he reached under my skirt while kissing me. He was a great kisser and knew how to use his hands. When we got to the Signature room, I definitely needed a drink! Lol well, he decided he wasn't through rubbing my snatch and right there....pop! I came in my panties!  Then I excused myself to the ladies room. Funny the looks I got in the ladies room. It's as if they could tell this man just rubbed me out! lol that was actually one of the funnest weekends I've ever had :)
Brenda, you're a really naughty woman!  Damn,  I need to get a plug in car vibe myself!  
XOXO,  
TL

Yet another reason why I love the Signature Room.....that must have been some elevator ride...

Posted By: terrilynn
It started in the elevator when he reached under my skirt while kissing me. He was a great kisser and knew how to use his hands. When we got to the Signature room, I definitely needed a drink! Lol well, he decided he wasn't through rubbing my snatch and right there....pop! I came in my panties!  Then I excused myself to the ladies room. Funny the looks I got in the ladies room. It's as if they could tell this man just rubbed me out! lol that was actually one of the funnest weekends I've ever had :)  
 Brenda, you're a really naughty woman!  Damn,  I need to get a plug in car vibe myself!  
 XOXO,  
 TL

the contenders are:
A) On a swimming float in the lake with people sleeping in boats & campers all around us...    
B) Broad daylight, in a small boat, in the lake with boats going by.  We ducked down low but if anybody had come alongside, A-hem.  Oh, yes, as we were getting up, this small plane went over.  We waved & he waggled his wings, LOL! (Same lover, BTW)
C) Her office, at night, snuck me into a secure bulding...   Man what a crazy risk..  for her

One in my office with the employees right outside the door.  
Was dating a teacher and we both owned horses then.  
She'd been riding that day and humping the saddle got her frisky.  Decided to come visit me at work.
She came in and locked my door, dropped her jeans and climbed on top for another ride lol

Second one was in my condo pool in Florida.  
Young, hot widow and I went to dinner.  
Then decided to dip in the pool.  
One thing led to another, slid her bikini bottom over and slid inside.  
Tried to stay in the shadows but neighboring units were all peeking over their balconies.  
Hope we didn't cause any heart attacks that night.

VOO-doo240 reads

I've painted my toenails while in tunnel traffic. You are WAY ahead of me.  

Please do tell where you got the vibrator that plugs into car cigarette lighter?????!!!!! :-D

In the military...had a port visit in Italy and my gf at the time visited me during my stay in Rome.  I had not masturbated in days...the anticipation.  It was a Hilton hotel and we had a sex romp on the balcony and blew a big load in her.  One of the most erotic orgasms ever.  Later on we fucked again on the hotel furniture...left a big cum stain on the sofa.  Brings back good memories.

Dear SethDoctor,
I couldn't resist............

Towards the end of a warm day on the mountain so we were dressed light in ski pants and sweaters.  Most people were heading off the mountain for last run and I headed into the trees and my partner followed where we wouldn't be seen easily from the run.  Pretty easy to maneuver around the gear when you have been together all day and your sex drive is turned way up.  The view of the valley was breathtaking and being surrounded by nature was beautiful.   It became our "spot" we christened whenever possible.  :)

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I've had this fantasy for nearly 20 years and never dated a girl who had the combination of both willingness to do it, and a confident enough skier to get there. Kudos to you. Truly fucking awesome.

Haha just kidding LOL.  I've fantasized about doing that with a gf but she is not a fan of cold weather and for the life of me I can't get her to ski/board.  Doing it anywhere in nature gets my thumbs up.  
xoxo's!

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I don't know what got into her...  my ex (who was rationing sex)...  we tried it on her sisters pool steps when they weren't home.  There wasn't enough friction for me to finish...    

My ex & I used to have horses...  once on a ride deep in the woods, we tried it.  But with no warning, we weren't prepared.  We stopped & got off the horses but we didn't bring halters & strong lead ropes...  people who tie their horses by their bridles end up walking home, just so you know.  (Bridles/reins are not strong enough for that.)  It could have been fun with a blanklet to put on the ground instead of standing between a couple of antsy 1200# critters who kept moving

I'm not sure if it was the best, but the one I remember most was in a terrific hotel in Kowloon. My hotel suite had a great view of Hong Kong harbor during an amazing lightening storm over the island. This was after a nice dinner that involved under-the-tablecloth action throughout with a lady who I met a few times over a couple of years about 10-12 years ago.

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