1. Have a 300lb plus jump you and break you back.
2.She has the fish hook rapex comdom and forget to take it out.
3. Getting shot during the local drive by.
4.The police raid the house for the crack complates
5. She keep ask you if you give her a 10 on ter or she wont stop fucking you.
6. She has you sing the marriage papers
7.The bed breakes
8.The guy before you craws out of her pussey
9. The smell so bad you puck
10. She has a std so bad you now a provider because you dick fell off and you have a hole
11. She reads her disclosure of her having aids
12. You wake up in the mental hospital and was just a dream.
Of course, we hear about poor hygiene all the time, but what else can "damn the deed"? I feel like it's partly a "I'll know it when I see it" thing, but I guess I've just never seen really bad sex or realized it OR maybe I'm the one who's really bad at sex? 
You know "bad" can actually mean "good" as in that's one bad bike or one bad bod.
Or it could mean unfulfilling as in when one partner isn't really into the action.
Or it could mean non consensual as in forced rape, which is the worst case I can think of.
Solo mis dos centavos.
But I suppose there could be some cases where we would regret having sex.
Things that come to mind: She flashes a badge at you right afterwards. You look down and see that your dick is missing. You wake up and find a kidney missing.
You get the idea
but couldn't the sex still have been off-the-hook?
Talk about your bad days...
I'm not sure what happened but I had a hard time getting it up, and when I did it popped way too early, and then the poor gal had to fight a battle to get it up again.
But here's the thing:
A bad day of having sex is better than a good day of just about anything you can think of.
So, bad sex is something to look forward to
Besides the obvious bad hygiene, lets try a woman who just can't get wet. A woman that starts in thirty seconds after penetration with "cum for me baby", Obvious theatrics where you she pretends to have a screaming orgasm before she even gets wet.
Overly toothy blow jobs, Squeezing the jewels too hard, biting, not "nibbling" but actually drawing blood.
Do you really want me to go on? lol
Yes, I have had a lot of bad sex over the years, but the good news is, I have had a lot of GREAT sex too, a lot more great sex than lousy sex, that's for sure.
who tried to give me a BJ while taking a phone call. I can image what the other guy on the phone must have been thinking.
The only reason I'd do it over again is for how hysterically funny it is now to think back on.
The gal was no saver, that's for sure
My GF was giving me a blow job from under my desk while I was on the phone with a client and I just couldn't keep a straight face on the call. The client of mine, being a pretty sharp guy asked me point blank on the phone if I was getting a blow job while talking to him. I had no choice but to burst out laughing and admit that yes, I was indeed getting my dick sucked while talking to him.
We both had a pretty good laugh over that one, but I laughed loudest as I was the one who was getting the blow job. lol
I kind of miss that girl, too bad she's got to be well over fifty by now. and yes, I am an "agist"
hot sex stories on a bad sex thread.
Awesome story though. Reminds me of the time I got a HJ in a restaurant while trying to stammer out my dinner order.
Except it was a "head" of state he was talking to whilst getting "head." Oh, and it was Monica who was giving it to him, which means your little felatrix was certainly better looking.
giving Fishbro that BJ. LOL
Different phone? 😂
ow fucking wierd was that. It might have made an intersting porn movie scene but I wasn't in a porn movie. I wanted her undivided attention while sucking my cock.
1. Have a 300lb plus jump you and break you back.
2.She has the fish hook rapex comdom and forget to take it out.
3. Getting shot during the local drive by.
4.The police raid the house for the crack complates
5. She keep ask you if you give her a 10 on ter or she wont stop fucking you.
6. She has you sing the marriage papers
7.The bed breakes
8.The guy before you craws out of her pussey
9. The smell so bad you puck
10. She has a std so bad you now a provider because you dick fell off and you have a hole
11. She reads her disclosure of her having aids
12. You wake up in the mental hospital and was just a dream.
but then I would have to admit that I actually opened and read one of your posts, and I would NEVER admit to such a thing. lol
When one of the participants just isn't into it. May as well masturbate at that point lol
XOXO,
TL
watching some kick-ass masturbation would definitely get me into it.
As if I'd need it with you.... the masturbation would just be bonus hotness.
Awwww.....that's really sweet to say 
Hopefully, I can make you SEXplode sometime 
XOXO,
TL
To me.......Bad Sex is when a man.....
* Thinks about himself when it comes to sexual pleasure.
* Rushes the sexual time together and wastes no time between getting dressed and quickly
leaving the location that we met at.
I hate it when people come at my skin too hard. When you play with another person, you should start off soft and gentle with touching them, especially when you touch their private parts. There are some people who are too aggressive with their initial touch. It is a major turn off for me, like makes me squirm back into my protective shell.
There was one time a naive virginal guy tried to stick his tongue out of his mouth. Then he went towards my mouth like a kiss was going to happen. Then, he licked my front teeth going from one side to the other. It was very weird, like nobody even pulls that crap in porn. I was like = WTF to the max
Also, I hate it when a guy is trying to rub my boobs, and he pulls them in a downward direction. It makes me feel very unsexy, like he is ruining them. I will have to get plastic surgery later to repair the damage he did to their perky quality. This offensive move happens a lot when a guy is eating me out. Then, he wants to touch my boobs. Then, he pulls on them in a way that makes the droopy with gravity. I am like = thinking about the fact that his touching is making me have to spend $10 grand plus on fake boobs in the future
Also, what's up with guys who press on the center of my boob, like where my nipple is ? They push my nipple back into my boob like it is an elevator button ? It does not hurt, but ya know, that makes me feel nothing, and it looks weird ?
... why providers charge what they do. You ladies earn every penny, dealing with this kind of weirdness.
The nipples-as-buttons thing reminded me of a story I heard from a provider: a client twisted her nipples, roughly, between his thumbs and fingers and asked her, "Does this make you come?" Her answer was of course, "No!"
The dead lay is no fun at all
One lady used her teeth giving a BBBJ. It hurt and needless to say my little guy turtled up for protection and would not come out to play. It was horrible. Worse P4P sex ever.
But it was not the worse I ever had. I lost my vvirginity at 29 to a friend. She gave me a "mercy fuck". The whole time she told me how she was only there to make me a man and how unattractive I was and how awful I was. No advice on improving just telling me I was an awful lay and so unattractive. I felt useless and almost swore off sex after.
And that wasn't the worse sexual experience I have had but I am not going there today. Yes sex can be bad. Very bad in fact.
One time I was fucking my wife, I was on top, and my hand slipped. I feel on her leg that was kinda pinned. Her leg popped out of place. Had to go to the ER. It was fun explaining how it happened not only to the hospital staff but to the insurance freaks who was trying to get out of paying.
Then there was the time the bed broke. Actually that was kind of fun. But it was fun telling the hotel why their bed was broke
I've never really identified sex as bad while in it. Several awkward things have happened, but I'm able to see the humor and appreciate learning. I have, however, looked back on certain instances through the lens of time and raised standards (or sobriety) and realized that would not fly with me today.
Nothing like a good old obscure reference
Sex with my wife is the very definition of bad sex.
1) The smell of cum makes her gag. So no BJ's or HJ's.
2) Doesn't get wet at all.
3) Doesn't enjoy receiving oral sex.
4) Penetration does nothing for her.
5) Can't get on top because her hips hurt.
6) Doesn't enjoy touching me sexually.
7) Has no sexual fantasies...no positions she wants to try. Brings nothing to the bedroom.
8) Can only cum if I put my cock in her and then wait while she masturbates.
9) Won't ever wear anything sexy to bed.
I could go on and on but you get the idea.
1) The smell of cum makes her gag. So no BJ's or HJ's.
2) Doesn't get wet at all.
3) Doesn't enjoy receiving oral sex.
4) Penetration does nothing for her.
5) Can't get on top because her hips hurt.
6) Doesn't enjoy touching me sexually.
7) Has no sexual fantasies...no positions she wants to try. Brings nothing to the bedroom.
8) Can only cum if I put my cock in her and then wait while she masturbates.
9) Won't ever wear anything sexy to bed.
I could go on and on but you get the idea.
All of the above plus
10) really doesn't want to
11) expert at avoidance
12) moves away when ever in the same bed
After 3 years, I quit asking
...when it's good, it's REALLY good, and when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
That saying would be funnier if it were actually true.
Pain, and arrogance. Or possibly, someone who arrogantly causes me pain.
Also, sex that drives me to mental/physical exhaustion... to the point where I feel like I'm hallucinating, or half-dreaming because I've been doing something for so long and feel so tired. Like, when I've been giving a guy with ED a BJ for 3 hours... it's 2AM... he's jackhammer-fingering me... he feels like he's almost about to come... and then he says, 'Hey, let's try it doggie!' And I know he'll lose his hard-on w/the condom. Thus restarting the entire 3-hour process.
I totally subscribe to the 'journey not destination' theory... but there comes a point...
Or just someone whose personality is so odious, I can't bring myself to feel any pleasure in his company.
Luckily, though, that's become increasingly rare. I think w/experience I've learned to avoid at least the last type
I don't really need a guy to perform acrobatics in bed. Just someone who's genuine, sweet, and responsive.