Tired of striking out  on TER????...                
               
 Let's hit a homerun together(well... me FIRST, a few times, then you)...                
                 
 In the world of pleasure I'm the Juan Gonzalez of satisfaction... Don't believe me???? Check out my scouting report and get back to me!!!!!                
                 
 I'll be near North Park, for the hottest, naughtiest trip around the bases sessions you wood has everrrrrrr been on....                
                 
 Oh, I'm bringing a friend, Jordan knightley!! I brought her up from the grapefruit league just for y'all to enjoy...sHE IS THE BEST ROOKIE CLOSER I'VE EVER SEEN....                
                 
 See you at the batting cages soon my fun friends....                
                 
 email me for details on personal one-on-one scouting sessions, or two-on-ones, if you are looking to add new Home Run hitters to your roster...  [email protected]              
                 
 My season schedule is below, in case you wanna follw me around the country, to sign your all your balls!(hehe)                                    
                     
  Gotta run, it's the 7th inning stretch.... see you soon...xoxo                                        
                                   
       
                              SEASON SCHEDULE                  
                     
           
DALLAS--7/15-7/21      
               San Francisco--7/23-7/25            
             San Diego --7/26-7/27    
              Las Vegas----7/28-7/30    
                     
     
DALLAS--7/30-8/11      
               DC---8/11-8/13  
                NYC---8/13-8/15      
                Boston--8/16-8/19  
 
DALLAS--8/19-9/5  
             San Diego--9/6-9/8