I'm sharing the results of this mornings research to improve the health of the males of the board:
Get up and follow my normal routine. Pee, weigh myself and record the number. Scale is digital. Wife suggests that I "wash that thing" and come back to bed. Sounds like a trap but why not.
She starts to perform fellatio on me. After a few minutes I offer to return the favor. She says, "mmum, gooog,don't mummmum." I believe means, "don't worry about it I'm good."
Took about 18 minutes for a full extraction. I'm sure she misses my two or three minute extractions back in my youth. My 40 yard dash isn't the only thing that takes longer now.
Catch my breath and we kiss. Has always been her rule following a BBBJCIM and swallow. What's a little salt between lovers.
I get up and look for something in the bathroom. She laughs thinking I was weighing myself again. Why not?
I was, drum roll, 3/10s of a pound lighter.
There you have it students. Scientific proof that a male will lose weight after receiving fellatio. I plan to apply to the NSF for funding for intensive additional research. Please feel free to use my findings, without annotation, when attempting to corroborate my findings
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Please spare "us" the details. 
And weighing myself before and after a dump, has scientifically proven weight loss.
I haven't done the research on the following yet, but I suspect that pissing, (squirting too? Or is that the same thing?) sweating, puking, cutting your hair, clipping your nails, and shaving, will also result in weight loss.
I haven't done the research on the following yet, but I suspect that pissing, (squirting too? Or is that the same thing?) sweating, puking, cutting your hair, clipping your nails, and shaving, will also result in weight loss.
...Third World country and come back with E.coli, C.diff or Giardia. Or take a cruise and hope you get Norovirus. Leave it untreated, buy a lot of Depends and you'll be amazed at how much weight you lose in a very short time. And you can eat whatever the hell you want while you're dropping the lbs.
You must eat properly to see a difference in your weight. A bodybuilder's saying goes, "You can't work out a bad diet." Remember that 1 double cheeseburger, chili fries, and a large soda may contain as many as 2000 bad calories and that can take hours to work off in a gym.
It's better to eat smart with moderate exercise. You will see more results.
I excersized daily when 400+ pounds. It wasn't until I changed my diet did I really see progress. A good mix of low glycemic index c
carbs, healthy fat, fiber, and protein in every meal, controlled portions, and a balanced diet are the key to weight loss. One fast food style meal can do nasty things. Excersizing is important but you can't do enough to undo a bad diet.
Yup. A 170lb runner burns about 3000 calories running a marathon. All the exercise in the world isn't going to burn it all off if you are shoveling it in.
It's better to eat smart with moderate exercise. You will see more results.
Lots of options for working those thighs, glutes, arms, chest, and of course the heart.
Sweet you still did some movment so here what you lost
.5 oz in cum
1.6 oz of fat and carbs 200 cal
1.9 oz of sweet which not much consider how big the body is.
Go eat a stack of blue waffles for breakfast and you will gain it all back.
... You'll lose about 30 lbs... but the problem is where do you think all that weight is going? The more she swallow, the fatter she is getting!
over an extended period of time, clients will disappear, and the entire universe will consist of providers