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OP, your post reminds me of that old adage:...teeth_smile
MasterZen 33 Reviews 720 reads
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"The only stupid question is the one that remains unasked".

You have now provided proof that it is a fucking stupid adage.  

Please continue with your insightful and educational questions.

wrps073225 reads

Every once in a while a provider sees a client that has dick big enough to stretch her vagina too much. So much so that it becomes too loose. Another client see the provider (possibly a regular) and notices that the pussy is not tight anymore.  

Providers how do you adjust seeing clients during a tour to get around the stretching problem ?

Do you choose only to see the big dick guys at the end of the tour ?

If you have a new client with a big dick do you decline to see him because you get stretched out too much ?

How long does it take for your vagina to return to its normal state ?

JakeFromStateFarm915 reads

Thanks for letting us all know how precious little you know about the vagina.  Good lord.  I refuse to explain it to you.  Maybe Fancy would like to try?

The vagina is a deep, dark mystery with many variables, odors, flavors and textures.  

It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside a smegma, er, I mean enigma.  

Tell me. Who has completely figured out what goes on inside the cooter? You, Jake from State Farm? LOL

Care to chair the Vagina Department at JDU?

If so, we may have an "opening" for someone like you as our last chair resigned creating a "hole" there.  LOL

wrps07654 reads

For stretching out a vagina or two too much lol.

Posted By: JackDunphy
The vagina is a deep, dark mystery with many variables, odors, flavors and textures.  
   
   
 Tell me. Who has completely figured out what goes on inside the cooter? You, Jake from State Farm?  
   
Sorry, but I have to say that this made me LOL! :D

he does about vaginas when I was twelve.  

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Fucking crazy or stupid that it's actually very funny...Ok boys and girls, have at it...I can't wait for the jokes...I need some new material and this is GOLD!

There are big dicks in every city and not all girls are higher volume while on tour.  

Besides, we wouldn't really have have any way to corral the well-endowed into the end of a tour. Though the idea cracks me up. If a girl arrived on a Sunday, I'm pretty sure the clients pencilled in for Monday would feel a little insulted. Heheheh

wrps07546 reads

Sometimes a provider will come into town and see the small dick guys before she posts and ad.

Though, I admit it's creative. Some chick posted an ad, did a session with you and was like, "I've been here for weeks, filtering out all the normals so that I wouldn't be ruined by your anaconda, baby."  :-)

wrps07442 reads

And find women are concerned about getting stretched out to much so much so that it can take a few months for vagina to return to its normal state.  

No one wants to tell the truth about getting stretched to much, less they loose customers. Sometimes it can take a vagina a few months to return to its normal size after being stretched. That is why so many take breaks all the time.

seriously dude???? my vagina gets a nice big one 3 to 4 times a week thanks to my hubby,and i have had 3 kids and its super tight every time, the femake vagaina bounces back very quickly, it doesnt take months as you say!!! unless the women you are fucking have stuck tree trunks up them, you CLEARLY have a small cock and cant tell if someone is tight!!!

Posted By: wrps07
And find women are concerned about getting stretched out to much so much so that it can take a few months for vagina to return to its normal state.  
   
 No one wants to tell the truth about getting stretched to much, less they loose customers. Sometimes it can take a vagina a few months to return to its normal size after being stretched. That is why so many take breaks all the time.

wrps07537 reads

Thanks for the feedback. I got a good laugh about "tree trunks". Lets say 6'1" 310 lbs, lol.

I did what I had to do. And saw it through without exemption.I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway.
And more, much more than this....

I did it myyyyyyyyy waaaaaaaaaaaaay  

(no vaginas were stretched beyond recognition during this performance).

That explains why ladies only respond to see me the night before they leave town.

...put a length limit of the clients they see. It's a part of their verification process. If it's over 6.5" erect they ask you to call another provider.  


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i'm used to the 1950's "whores are just holes for me to screw" throw back attitudes of some of the regulars here.  it probably is, after all, the prevailing point of view of most guys who p4p.  no biggie.

but boy, i sure wish you had to pass a basic sex ed knowledge test before being allowed to post.

GaGambler527 reads

But I will agree, even by Chicken Little standards, this OP was pretty fucking stupid.

Ripmany's later post about wallpaper was pretty stupid, but not as shtupid (misspelling intentional) as wprs07's.  At least, IMO.

GaGambler434 reads

The wallpaper post was just as stupid, but we usually judge such things by the response they get and Chicken Little beat "pleaseletusRIP" by a mile using that metric.

That BIG COCK is... Tell him to contac me!!! I like big cocks!!! Btw my vagina is tighter then tight!!!! 😡😡

Dfusethesituation402 reads

You rang?????

Posted By: Gemma Coreana
That BIG COCK is... Tell him to contac me!!! I like big cocks!!! Btw my vagina is tighter then tight!!!! 😡😡

When i want a bigger one If have time I put on the hole box of commdons try to get magmuns exter thick.

To NOT be obcessed with dick size?🙊🙉🙈

That's just weird dude.

Big dicks cause swelling on the interior of ones vag. So, if she just fucked a biggen...enjoy the grip. Furthermore, at least speaking for myself...I can hold a dildo in my pussy and walk down the street. No worries about fucking a glass of water. Maybe you have a lil pecka?

Posted By: wrps07
Every once in a while a provider sees a client that has dick big enough to stretch her vagina too much. So much so that it becomes too loose. Another client see the provider (possibly a regular) and notices that the pussy is not tight anymore.  
   
 Providers how do you adjust seeing clients during a tour to get around the stretching problem ?  
   
 Do you choose only to see the big dick guys at the end of the tour ?  
   
 If you have a new client with a big dick do you decline to see him because you get stretched out too much ?  
   
 How long does it take for your vagina to return to its normal state ?

wrps07625 reads

What if the pussy was extremely tight last July (took a while to put my dick in her pussy) but in  January loose as a Oceanliner ?

Then I feel for you buddy . Read reviews and go for chicks with killah oral skills. Then you win no matter what

GaGambler625 reads

I seriously doubt she gets turned on by a package the size of a roll of pennies either. lol

LOL exactly! So many guys confuse tightness with dryness. A pussy that is dry will feel tight due to the friction. That isn't a true tightness but as was pointed out merely the woman not being turned on, or you haven't given her the time to get turned on. I have been with some women who in the beginning of the session feel super tight but after a few minutes they are so juicy they actually start to feel a bit loose. But I take that as a compliment because I know that the woman is really enjoying it. A woman getting naturally wet can't be faked. Now take it a bit further and you can get a woman to tent. That is an incredible feeling (or lack of for guys that know what I'm talking about) in itself. The pussy grips you at the opening but deep inside you barely feel a thing because she is so expanded. Again a huge turn on. Ahh the vagina is a wonderful and adaptable thing. I am a huge fan.

This is why men around the world should be made to pass anatomy tests before being allowed to show their pricks to society. Seriously, if people paid more attention to fucking more coherently there wouldn't be a need for this hobby.  

This is reminiscent of school boy chatter. Not something a grown man, with education would dare spew from his mouth.

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wrps07638 reads

If she fucks too much her pussy gets to loose. She proved her self right lol.

Well she was dumb and way out of tune with her own body. Read the link below

wrps07365 reads

Another provider told me that she would not go through with the act because the client's was too big.  He was not happy and left but wrote a bad review on her. She didn't want to get stretched out in the vagina to much

"The only stupid question is the one that remains unasked".

You have now provided proof that it is a fucking stupid adage.  

Please continue with your insightful and educational questions.

wrps07497 reads

I have a lot of topics people are afraid to ask that need to be discussed.  Things that will make you saw "know I know why", lol.

Dear wrps07,

Your question makes about as much sense as  
me asking you,
"Since you pull on your cock to orgasm, how do you keep it from looking like a long skinny Noodle?"

Also,
Are you aware that babies come out of that hole?

I Know you seriously don't know - and I am Amazed.  
Thank you for the Smile.

Uh, kegals, kegals help

Posted By: wrps07
Every once in a while a provider sees a client that has dick big enough to stretch her vagina too much. So much so that it becomes too loose. Another client see the provider (possibly a regular) and notices that the pussy is not tight anymore.  
   
 Providers how do you adjust seeing clients during a tour to get around the stretching problem ?  
   
 Do you choose only to see the big dick guys at the end of the tour ?  
   
 If you have a new client with a big dick do you decline to see him because you get stretched out too much ?  
   
 How long does it take for your vagina to return to its normal state ?

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