a provider who had birds at her incall I laughed so hard I was in tears.Whoever the guy was who wrote that review I don't know if he is a professional writer but it was the most descriptive review I have ever read here.
I could see the whole visual in my mind.

for things not on menu. A guy takes a chance on YMMV and is wrong ... that's on the him. Thats when you don't write a review.  

Guess I'm the Penthouse guy you refer to ... it just comes out that
way. But I've heard from a lot of guys and gals that they enjoy my reviews. Maybe they took my suggestion above and didn't tell me  
otherwise ... not post a bad review on my review. LOL

I am respectful albeit descriptive. I'm reliving the moment in words?
 

This. For me, they can be as graphic as can be, but details that can be exploited by others make me nervous.  

On how long it's been since I had the session. For instance, if it's been three or four weeks, I will write the review in 30 minutes, and then as it refreshes my memory on additional details, I will keep editing until there is nothing else to add before submitting. This way, I don't ever have to go back and edit once it's submitted, unless it's rejected for some reason, and this has only happened a couple of times.

It always took at least an hour, usually more.  Then again, you're reminiscing a great time in bed with a naked and beautiful woman...writing about the experience should take at least as long.  Also, you can be sure that the lady in question will be reading your review...do it right, and you might just get her white list acknowledgement.  Note: these comments only apply if your review is positive.  If you're going to post a bad one, i.e., ROB, it should be succinct, and to the point.  Fortunately, I've been lucky and smart enough to have avoided this...Life's been good to me, so far.

i like to be expressive but not graphic.  in fact, i only get graphic (ie specific positions, bbbj, etc) because ter demands such.

i learned early on to not include personal details the lady had shared with me about her life, or details that were essentially perks i was lucky enough to receive that time (otc, a break in price, etc).  you know my feelings about perks:  they are not to be expected, and just because a  lady bestows them on you once doesn't mean you'll ever get it again.

i like to write to make people want to experience what i experienced, if the session was good.  and luckily for me, i have perfected my research skills enough to have not been disappointed in a lady for a few years now.

Just copy and paste this:

General Details:
It was a standard two call system. I reached the room and before I could knock, the door magically opened, and she came out from behind it in some sexy lingerie. She looked better than her pics. We greeted each other like long lost lovers, and I reached down to her panties and she was already soaked. We started making out like teenagers, and moved over towards the bed. I then put the envelope on the nightstand, and excused myself to take a quick shower. When I came out I noticed the envelope hadn't been touched. She had lit some candles and turned on music and was laying on the bed and motioned me over. Non VIPs I highly recommend. VIPs read on.

Juicy Details:
We continued making out like lovers, and then I went down for some DATY on her sweet shaven pussy. She was very responsive, and she came 2.247 times. Finally I came up for air, and she asked if she could return the favor. Who was I to say no? She gave me the best BBBJ ever, with a lot of eye contact and attention to the boys.  I tried to hold back but I exploded in her mouth and she took it like a champ, swallowing every drop. She cleaned me with a warm towel and we cuddled and made small talk. She is a good conversationalist and is knowledgable on many topics. I was ready for another go-round, and she started round 2 with another awesome BBBJ. This time I held back because I needed to be in that pussy. She then reached for the magnum and suited up Junior. We did mish, CG, ACG, RCG, and some positions I don't remember. She said K9 was her favorite, so we finally switched to that. She could sure take a pounding and enjoyed it! She was a real trooper. She came at least 2.7 more times, then I finally popped in the bag. It was a huge load!
She cleaned me up then more small talk, then I showered, gave a big DFK goodbye, and was on my way. I will definitely repeat.

I almost didn't write this review because I wanted to keep her for myself, but I decided she was too good to not share. Run, don't walk to se her, treat her right!

Try to write the first draft right away.  Usually make a few changes and post final version within a week

I write my review the same evening if I can.  TER actually requires explicit details or the review will be rejected.  Since I am trying to be honest, I write the review as soon as I can after the encounter in order to remember as many details as I can.  I try to walk through step by step each event in the order they occurred.

As pointed out above, they all are variations on the same theme.  But of course.  That's the point of reviews -- to demonstrate consistency of service.  If all the reviews for a gal sound exactly alike, then they have served the purpose of assuring you what your experience is most likely going to be.  That's good, rather than something to be mocked.

I write reviews as a favor to the lady I've visited.  I believe having a review increases her business.  And yet I don't want to lie, which would defeat the purpose of the review.    If I ever do have an unsatisfactory encounter, I might skip the review.  (Unless it was due to fraud, etc, then I would warn.

within 24 hours of the session. It takes me a long time because I do all the rough draft, proofreading, editing, and final in one sitting. Then the TER form and submit. Some of mine are short some are long. I think mine have gotten longer recently.

..the 15 days free vip. Not counting the profile bullshit a review takes about 15 minutes. I am not into writing a porn story starring me. - Just the facts, ma'me.

details are fresh in my mind. This takes about 20 minutes. Then, when time allows, I will do the full review, usually within a month of the date. The profile is time consuming and will take about 15 minutes using 2 windows to cut & paste as much as possible.

One escort told me to tell a story, and be very elaborative about my experience. Another said stick with the basics. I just right what I feel is necessary to give the guy reading it an idea of what he should get for his money. Telling someone in gross detail how a service provider's pussy smelled or felt is a little too much in my opinion, but telling them her pussy was gorgeous and tasted like butterscotch, does give the reader an idea that he can DATY. Her starfish did not taste like chocolate, but it was still awesome, gives the reader an idea that he can DATO.