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lactose intolerant!

A few weeks ago I had an interesting experience.  I was with a lovely young lady and she was giving me great oral.  At the last minute, as she felt me about to explode, she says "you can't cum in my mouth, I'm a vegetarian!"  She finished me onto her body with her hands.  She turns out to eat dairy but no eggs, meat, or fish.  I'm getting ready to try and convince her that cum is really like dairy.  After all, she is "milking" me.

Has any one else experienced this and do the vegetarian ladies here agree?



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You are what you eat, after all.

Also, just for the sake of my curiosity, ask her what her position is on Animal Crackers

this put smile on my face...that girl may not be that bright or she thinks you are stupid...

Posted By: Kvothe212
A few weeks ago I had an interesting experience.  I was with a lovely young lady and she was giving me great oral.  At the last minute, as she felt me about to explode, she says "you can't cum in my mouth, I'm a vegetarian!"  She finished me onto her body with her hands.  She turns out to eat dairy but no eggs, meat, or fish.  I'm getting ready to try and convince her that cum is really like dairy.  After all, she is "milking" me.  
   
 Has any one else experienced this and do the vegetarian ladies here agree?

NoYellowEnvelope483 reads

It's HER mouth, and it's obvious she doesn't want you (and probably any other monger) to cum in it.  Doesn't matter what her reason is and how odd it may seem to some of us.  

If I were you I wouldn't try to convince her your cum meets her vegetarian principles.  Either accept her wishes, or move on to someone who allows CIM.

Epicurus61356 reads

if she's silly enough to use that as an excuse, there's no harm in engaging in some lighthearted debate.

NoYellowEnvelope443 reads

... that would have been cause for lighthearted debate.  It seemed to me like a serious post, and question. And the OP made it clear that it's no joking matter for the woman.  You may think she's silly, but it doesn't appear to be a silly matter to her.  

I stand by my advice:  don't try to debate with this woman about her preference; either accept it or move on.

in that case,  she probably doesn't want the money you brought either, because its change you got at the butcher shop, and you certainly wouldn't ask her to compromise her principles.

I'm a vegetarian, and I usually ASK the guys I'm sucking to come in my mouth.  I've gotta get my protein somewhere!!  ;)

:D

Posted By: Kvothe212
A few weeks ago I had an interesting experience.  I was with a lovely young lady and she was giving me great oral.  At the last minute, as she felt me about to explode, she says "you can't cum in my mouth, I'm a vegetarian!"  She finished me onto her body with her hands.  She turns out to eat dairy but no eggs, meat, or fish.  I'm getting ready to try and convince her that cum is really like dairy.  After all, she is "milking" me.
1. Animal cruelty - Is her thing that she won't eat anything that comes from causing harm to an animal? Forget that! This meal is coming by providing great pleasure to an animal!

2. Animal fats versus vegetable fats for health reasons - Not a lot of fats in the meal and almost certainly nothing like the artery clogging fats from a filet mignon. You should still be OK from a healthy fats perspective.

3. Animal protein versus veg protein for health reasons - Animal protein is probably more nutritious (healthier) than veggie protein alone (Vegans sometimes need some sort of protein supplementation if they are not getting enough of the essential amino acids), but there's no arguing with a philosophical vegan on this.  

4. Animal carbs, sugars, DNA, mineral ... versus Veg carbs, sugars, DNA, minerals, ... - Not much of a difference. DNA from a meal is broken down pretty quickly. She won't be getting pregnant from insemination via the wrong hole.  

5. Other Animal bits versus Other Veg bits - Animal hormones versus plant chemicals. This could go both ways. There will be traces of non-sperm stuff in your seminal and other bodily fluids but not a lot. Almost everything in you can be found in her (in general), even testosterone. Does anyone know if swallowing sperm induces oxytocin in women? (That is usually a good thing.) From a purely veg diet, she will get FOREIGN non-human stuff into her body. Some people have terrible reactions to nuts, bee pollen, gluten. Your "meal" is gluten-free, pollen-free, peanut-free, and so on.  

I think she's going to have to reexamine her position, which I think is indefensible for many reasons, and learn to take it and, let's hope, enjoy it, too

What did her profile and reviews say about CIM? I ask because it sounds like she use to offer it, but decided not to offer CIM anymore and the "vegetarian" excuse sounded like a reasonable explanation ... To her at least. It sounds like Typical BS to me and it is certainly something that should go into a review. It's not the matter of her not offering CIM, but the logic behind the excuse. It just sounds like a case of, clients are stupid so I can tell them anything and they will believe it. So it is not the fact that she doesn't offer CIM (lots of ladies don't) it's more a matter of - she insists that you swallow her BS if you want to see her.

As clients, we don't have to respect being Bullshitted. It's one thing if she says," I just don't want to .." Fair enough. That's her right. However, if she says," My religious beliefs as a Warrior Princess of Zion does not allow me to swallow cum or have it in my mouth. However, I can still do Greek for an additional $200." That sounds like bullshit and probably is so she certainly is not being respectful. As clients we don't have to "respect" being bullshitted. In fact, we should call BS and leave.

Did you tell her it's vitamins not meat!!! Lol

or it can be a banana smoothie ... voila ... no need to clean the blender  

Posted By: Courtney.Ova

Respect her preference. It's her mouth and her principles.

Research suggests that semen of vegetarians contains less uric acid compared with the stuff released by heavy duty meat eaters. I am a vegetarian. My stuff tastes sweeter?!!!  
https://examine.com/faq/is-semen-high-in-protein

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