LMAO!
So to all you poor bastards who are still married, go fuck mother! If she'll let you.
LMAO!
No one goes out for Farhers day, Mothers day every body is out. Fathers day everyone stays home.
Motherfuckers are easily satisfied. Just give the poor fucker a BJ and let him grill hot dogs and drink beer and he's a happy mother fucker.
Men are such simple creatures
when your family takes dad out to dinner, he still gets to pay when the check comes, so what's the point.
A friend of mine has asked for the same thing for the past 6 years, a nap.
His wife and kids leave the house for 3-4 hours, and he has peace and quiet and takes a nap.
I'm not a father, and one of the many reasons for that is that I'm too selfish. If I want to take a nap, I take a nap.
Ever since I became an adult for all those times when I was a kid and grown ups wanted me to take a nap and I resisted.
I sent my dear old man a giant York peppermint patty for Father's Day...now THAT is good taste.
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I would put you over my knee and spank you.
Date?
I'm all yours, forever & always.
The limit of my commitment is 90 minutes. I hope there's no problem with that. 
takes to eat what she is giving you, giant peppermint patty or otherwise. Its the gentlemanly thing to do.
He's not a Gentleman!!!
Are you paying hefty for that 90 minutes?!! LMFA
As long as he's paying. Right?!!
It might be a nice change from those khaki's you always seem to wear.
Personally, I'm single, have no kids, and am just planning to grill steaks on the BarB, knock down a couple of Sam Adams Summer Ales, and hang with family and neighbors. Maybe I'll take my Mom up to my Dad's resting place so she can share a moment...I can think of worse things to do.
Go for it dude! LOL!
Had to bust your chops a little. Laughter is the best medicine. My big one today was hearing from a favorite provider who retired last year...totally unexpected, but seems like a hanging curve.
Like What?!!!
Let's hope that you take Mom to Dad's resting place before knocking down a few Sam Adam's and not after.
LMAO!
Happy Father's Day!