Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage.  I hooked up the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.  The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.  I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."  
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

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