Hey Sweetheart! Are you a semicolon, because I want to use your body inappropriately...
(Can you hear me in the back?)!What are some of the best and worst pick up lines you've witnessed or have said yourself?
My magical watch indicates that you're not wearing any panties.
You say you 'ARE' wearing panties? Oh! I forgot to tell you - it's 10 minutes fast.
:P
I'm the one you need 
Wanna watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
Great topic , here's one that I've been told . " Call me Willy Wonka cause you're looking like the chocolate factory".
😂
Lol! I would roll my eyes and walk away lmao
I just stared at him and thought "really". Haha
Heaven's missing their arch angel, but I'm glad you blessed me
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
actually worked a few times. "Would you like to come back to my place for a drink? . . . . . .(pause) . . . . . and breakfast?"
Cause your ass is out of this world
because you've been running through my mind all day!
lol
Hey Sweetheart! Are you a semicolon, because I want to use your body inappropriately...
(Can you hear me in the back?)!
Guy walked up to a girl sitting at a sushi bar, stuck out his hand and said "Hi, Man of Your Dreams, I heard you were looking for me". She invited him to sit down and they left together.
Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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.....just very happy to see you". Kills em' every time!
All those curves ND I ain't got no breaks.
Do you drive for NASCAR? Cuz you've got my heart racing...
Are you a gymnast? Cuz you're a perfect 10...
I say, change? Change what? I like you the way you are