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Dead Puppies !
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It was my first time with this hot Latina. She was exceptional at lovemaking.  
We both were nearing the point of climax......but she could tell I was going to beat her to the boom. I don't know if it was because this was our first encounter and she feared once I climaxed I'd pull out and leave with barely a thank you or if she really wanted us to cum at the same time......but she started exclaiming " don't cum...don't cum....wait for me....wait"
My reply " I don't know if I can" !  Her response ...." Noooooo , wait....wait....think about dead puppies....dead puppies " !

Well , it worked....lol
Really funny experience . In fact I included it in her review.  Next time I saw her she told me guys were now always asking her about dead puppies !

Not sure if she is still around. But she toured DC regularly .  Cleo

Saw a new (to me) provider recently.  We had completed the first round, and then were laying their talking.  She then starts moving around in these highly provocative, teasing positions.  Which leads to a seriously intense, but relatively short DATY session.  At the end, she tosses herself on her back, and promptly rolls off the bed. She seemed to deliberately throw herself off.  

I look down, and there she is laying on her back on the floor, going through twitching/minor convulsing cool-down motions.  With quite a bit of colorful language going on at the same time.  Little while later, she bounces up and joins me on the bed again.

Got me wondering what others have done or witnessed in the heat of the moment, that is out of the ordinary and/or funny.

my very first GF moaned "Oh God Jerry!!!"   in the heat of her O.   Unfortunately, my name is not Jerry, talk about a mood killer.  She ended up fucking me all summer when she was home from college, and back to good old Jerry back at college.   She eventually married him, gained a couple hundred pounds and lived happily ever after, last I heard.  

Second, a later GF bit me on the shoulder. I mean, she drew blood.    I took it as a compliment, and eventually we got married.

because she stopped biting you? So you have a biting fetish, huh? Are you having luck getting bitten? Maybe I'm reading too much into your reply to the OP... lol   jk

But, anyhoo, I had a civie bite me on the neck once, which I thought was way cool.

She broke up with me shortly after that however because, as she said, my blood didn't taste like hers.

Whatever.

It's a shame too because she was hotter than hell in bed

Mr. Fisher .... it's you blood ....who knew?

thanks for sharing. Too bad she didn't think so,
then again, maybe you're lucky she didn't enjoy it

I was giving a bit of oral pleasure to one provider I new now retired. I could tell she was getting close then, all of the sudden  she started yelling real loud "CHEESE AND CRACKERS, OH MY CHEESE AND CRACKERS!!!". She was obviously coming if her face and the puddle she made meant anything. It startled me because up tell that point she was just a few real quite moans. I thought for a second she hit her head or something tell I seen her face. She turned bright red. She then got all defensive and said "At least I didn't take the Lords name in vain!'. I couldn't help but laugh and cute given how embarrassed she was. Like that was what startled me. Come to think of it I never did here her cuss. I seen her another ten times before she called it quits. I don't think ever laughed so hard during sex in my life.

I had a long fling with my first ATF ... we had a special arrangement because the sex was perfect, we couldn't get enough of each other. She was a nymph and I'd  stay hard for the hour. A perfect match ... it was fun.  

Anyway, she'd turn flush before she came, there was no faking it. She was a dazzling, fair skinned blond, but on one particular night, not only did her skin turn red, but so did her hair. She later confessed that she was a redhead in a prior life ...lol

The interesting thing is that both were very skinny waifs of a gal.

I am no bruiser, but I did my best to comply.  It's astounded me to see just how much pressure their slender frames could absorb.

In any case, I found it quite exciting

I had a crush on a beautiful and charming lady.  It turned out she had the same kind of crush on me,  We both got very drunk on champagne.  We ended up --for the first time-- naked in bed together, She had three earth shaking climaxes, I (in my mid twenties) stopped counting.  
I asked her to marry me (just what I needed at this point in my life) and she accepted.  
Next day, completely sober and clear headed,  we avoided each other that day and for the next few weeks until we could both ignore what each of us had said "yes" to.

Imagine had this happened in Maryland or Vegas rather than France, which at least at that time had a healthy waiting period.  

I wonder if it might have worked; I wonder what she looks like today.

You have!!!  

I love to see a man squirm & moan while doing my signature rimming but that's not something new but I enjoy it everytime I see it!!!  

Happy weekend everyone!!  
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Xo
GC  

Posted By: CdnBman
Saw a new (to me) provider recently.  We had completed the first round, and then were laying their talking.  She then starts moving around in these highly provocative, teasing positions.  Which leads to a seriously intense, but relatively short DATY session.  At the end, she tosses herself on her back, and promptly rolls off the bed. She seemed to deliberately throw herself off.    
   
 I look down, and there she is laying on her back on the floor, going through twitching/minor convulsing cool-down motions.  With quite a bit of colorful language going on at the same time.  Little while later, she bounces up and joins me on the bed again.  
   
 Got me wondering what others have done or witnessed in the heat of the moment, that is out of the ordinary and/or funny.  

It was my first time with this hot Latina. She was exceptional at lovemaking.  
We both were nearing the point of climax......but she could tell I was going to beat her to the boom. I don't know if it was because this was our first encounter and she feared once I climaxed I'd pull out and leave with barely a thank you or if she really wanted us to cum at the same time......but she started exclaiming " don't cum...don't cum....wait for me....wait"
My reply " I don't know if I can" !  Her response ...." Noooooo , wait....wait....think about dead puppies....dead puppies " !

Well , it worked....lol
Really funny experience . In fact I included it in her review.  Next time I saw her she told me guys were now always asking her about dead puppies !

Not sure if she is still around. But she toured DC regularly .  Cleo

are the memorable responses to pleasure. Of course, all the ladies fake it. But like you said, when a memorable moment happens you know she's not faking. Here's my list of honorable mentions. I've had ladies giggle, growl, say they're in love with me, bang their arms against the walls, ask me to hit them again as I'm walking out the door, ask me to put fingers in their pussy (something no TER lady wants you to do), sing, and tell me they've never been able to cum in their lives with side to side daty, until then.  

But the best of all time was with a long time atf. It was all so spontaneous. First of all, she was one of those ladies who needed, or got used to, a high rpm in order to cum. I could get her close, but my tongue didn't have enough revolutions per second. On one occasion I was peeing prior to hopping in the shower at the beginning of the session. I guess she thought I was in because she popped in, only to be surprised by me still standing there naked doing my thing. What happened next was the real surprise. She exclaimed that watching me had turned her the hell on, and that she was joining me the shower. Very occasionally, a lady joins you in the shower after the session. No lady had ever joined me at the beginning. Like fingers in the pussy, that's just something the vast majority do not do. It was so much fun. But the biggest surprise of all was when I was on my knees licking her gorgeous pussy, with the water careening off my face. She came, and then came again and again without the added rpm. She really was turned on. I didn't want to stop, but my knees couldn't take it any longer. I still can't believe it actually happened. Thinking about that session, as I do when I'm running the best ones through my mind, I still get a smile on my face.

please? (he pronounced lol)

I chuckled, smiled and we continued on

Ahhh yes I remember now. But I don't believe that was you. I believe you professed something else ;)

Kidding. I wanted to see how many people would click.

Really, the most memorable responses I get aren't usually in the physical. It's that moment when you realize your souls are connecting.

Nothing is better than that feeling.

was thrusting away on an Amp girl and noticed she was snoring....dead to me and the rest of the world.

Gotta ask.   Did you finish?  

Posted By: cspatz
 
 I was thrusting away on an Amp girl and noticed she was snoring....dead to me and the rest of the world.

I woke up just as he realized I fell asleep. Of the horror on his face. He had this look like... "This is fucked up" and stopped lol!

just wanted to get you to click.  

Do you fall asleep getting oral sex too?
I fell asleep giving a woman oral but my  
tongue went on auto pilot. I woke up just
as she squeezed here thighs on my head ...  lol

This was after she fell asleep mid DATY about 20 minutes earlier. I started a thread about that a few years ago.  
 
Another one asked me to bite her clit while I was doing DATY when she was about to come. I nibbled a little and she yelled, "no bite it! HARD!"  Later, the same lady asked me to choke her. I know some folks get off on choke play, but it was something I had zero experience with

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