That just happened to me. Turned out to be one of those nightmare hobby situations. First atf was busy. Second atf was busy. Third too. Things were getting a little desperate. First new lady upsold me. Second new lady didn't respond. Third one said she wasn't working that weekend. Fourth through seventh also didn't respond. I finally said, fuck it, all of this wasn't worth it, and stopped trying. We've all had hobby weeks like this before. The timing that is happens on your last two weeks of sex is pretty incredible. Finally the third and fourth responded nearly simultaneously, so I gave the nod to the one who wrote first. She was only five days late in responding. Big mistake. Worst internet session of all time. Should have known, but desperation for that one last session had taken over.
Now that I'm nearly impotent, I need to find ladies who will let me pay them 500 an hour to lick their pussies the whole time. The sensitive pussy ladies are out. The sensitive after one cum are out too. Two cums too. The new hobby parameters have their own set of problems. Well, it was a nice run, except for the last two weeks.Assume that you only have 2 weeks left of your sexual life. For example, prostate cancer surgery will leave you impotent, or you're going to a desert island in 2 weeks, or... (Assume you are healthy enough to do whatever you decide to do.)
What would you do? Or *who* would you do? Where would you go? Would you go for quantity or quality? Would you go for things you've never done, or stick with proven satisfaction? Be creative... 
It would be just me and 5-10 women, at a place where it is just us. No other guys. Two weeks of non-stop activity. Threesomes, foursomes, tensomes with me as the center of attention. This would be after I robbed a bank to pay for it.
If I know I will be going to deserts island I would shoot porn so that my wild sexiness lives ons and guys can jerk off to it...
The only reason I have not done porn yet is because it is one way street and you can never erase it once it is out
i meant as many...i am becoming like Fancy...hooker cannot spell for sh*t
The only reason I have not done porn yet is because it is one way street and you can never erase it once it is out
There's an edit button when you open up a post that's already up.
i was being funn
and then someone will have to go out of their way to explain to the moron not to take it literally,
But then of course there is the opposite end of the comedic circle, the so called humor of BPJ is so subtle NO ONE finds its funny, even after the joke has been explained, but he is a professional writer, so what the fuck do I know, right?
but now you are BSU with a pretty good sense of humor.
Maybe BPJ could take some tips from you, he has been struggling a bit (quite a bit actually) with his comedic writing and could use all the help he can get. I thought maybe you BSU's stuck together and you could help a brother out.
I mean lets call a spade a spade, Jake is not the "fastest draw" on the board and in their little feud even Jake is making BPJ look a bit foolish, it's bad enough to be in the "Special Olympics" of trash talking, but its even worse to lose at it. rofl
Good post BTW, but are you sure about old Andrew not being a moron? I know it makes the joke work, but still......
As for BSU, it doesn't get me laid more, just better! More always requires $$$, but we all know that. As for BPJ, I didn't realize how damaged he is. He really needs to take up knitting...no, not knitting, some hobby that doesn't include sharp or pointy instruments.
because there is NOTHING sharp about his wit. lol
This is kind of fun, I bet we could do this all day if I didn't have to go get laid, which most definitely trumps making fun of BPJ all day.
And as for you, it's clear from your feeble attempts here that you are punch drunk from being pummeled by Laffy.
Even the winner is a retard.
You've been there! LOL
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Seems to be your MO. Your behavior is seriously stalkerish.
I rest my case.
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I would fly to Boston to see/do you. And then continue my tour down the eastern seaboard, preferably with you.
If I were told I only had a certain length of time to live I'd withdraw a couple hundred grand and travel to Santorini Greece and a number of other countries and spend all but my last couple of days with as many different women as possible. Then I'd go home the last couple of days.
So if they gave me a certain length of sexual time, I'd do the same thing! I'm going out with a bang! Pun intended!
I'd spend it all with a few ATFs.
If I had a diagnosis of prostate cancer, I would delay treatment for several weeks, see all of my ATF's and anyone else I've always fancied, then proceed with treatment. Prostate cancer, BTW, doesn't mean a death sentence to your sex life necessarily. Pursue all options, and try to avoid radical surgery. Not that I've had this, just telling you what I would do if I ever do.
As for something more dire such as pancreatic cancer, the 1 year mortality rate is 95%. Given such odds, I would presume the gig is up, and would go much bigger: Bucket List time. I would also hobby as much as I could in the time left, of course. Same as above...
No time to play shy lol let's go fuck everyone on the list 😆 my list is pretty short so I would spend the last ten days naked with my favorite Swede
That just happened to me. Turned out to be one of those nightmare hobby situations. First atf was busy. Second atf was busy. Third too. Things were getting a little desperate. First new lady upsold me. Second new lady didn't respond. Third one said she wasn't working that weekend. Fourth through seventh also didn't respond. I finally said, fuck it, all of this wasn't worth it, and stopped trying. We've all had hobby weeks like this before. The timing that is happens on your last two weeks of sex is pretty incredible. Finally the third and fourth responded nearly simultaneously, so I gave the nod to the one who wrote first. She was only five days late in responding. Big mistake. Worst internet session of all time. Should have known, but desperation for that one last session had taken over.
Now that I'm nearly impotent, I need to find ladies who will let me pay them 500 an hour to lick their pussies the whole time. The sensitive pussy ladies are out. The sensitive after one cum are out too. Two cums too. The new hobby parameters have their own set of problems. Well, it was a nice run, except for the last two weeks.
Immediately.. several of them in fact..
and as an act of blissful benevolence, I'll be cutting my regular rate in half for two weeks! ... I'll be accepting $200 for an hr of my company. CASH ONLY. Please, no low balling or negotiating. A guy has feelings too.
This is in no way an offer for sex (aka prostitution!) and is an agreement between to "of age" adults for
a search for the cure.
PM's only ... starting now. Btw ... ask about my multi hour specials, one of my favs😎.
Any extensions to the two week contest period (see terms and conditions below) is at my discretion.
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