What was the best "I was late because..." you've heard recently?
Had noticed a hot looking blonde provider with a new TER profile and review and a set of smoking photos on Eros so I sent her a text. She replied quickly and within 10 minutes we agreed to meet on Thursday, February 16th in the AM. As fate would have it, I found myself with an alibi on Valentine's Day AM and texted to ask to move the meet up. I asked for 12:15 PM. She countered with 12:30 PM. And so we agreed 12:30 PM, 1 hour 40 minutes hence. With addy in hand, I headed to a familiar SD address. On arrival, at 12:28 PM I text my status and request the final details, no response. 5 minutes later, no response. 10 minutes later, no response. Shortly thereafter, "Sorry my phone has been acting up. I'll be there in a minute xoxo". Then nothing for over 15 minutes. I considered leaving but rationalized that I should extend my usual lateness limit of 10 minutes as this was a last minute arrangement. She cut me some slack by agreeing to meet on short notice so I should cut her some slack for being late.
The next message, at 1 PM, indicates arrival in 3 minutes. 10 minutes later, I notice a tall blonde, with boobs trying to bust out of her blouse, entering the hotel and scurrying to the elevator; must be her I think. Within 3 minutes, I receive the "come on up" room number, grab the elevator, and rap gently on the door with the "do not disturb" sign on the handle. The house cleaning cart is at the adjacent room and I notice a gentleman entering the aisle from the far end of the hall. Behind the door there are some indistinct noises interspersed with the sounds of plumbing in the bathroom. Minutes pass. The cleaning lady sneaks a peek and I give a weak smile. The man in the hall is the floor supervisor and asks me if he can be of any assistance. What do I say, "No, you're not my type."? Fortunately, he has observed this scene before so he strolls away without calling security.
Finally, the door opens, I enter, there is brief brush on the shoulder, and an explanation of 'being caught in traffic on the way back from lunch.' A quick recon of the room reveals a situation in disarray with grocery store food trays strewn on most surfaces, a bed that hasn't been made, but a bouquet of gorgeous red roses set in a vase. Then she says, "Let's take care of the donation." WTF. I walked.
Let me get this straight. You are over 40 minutes late as you over extended yourself with an outcall and your ride share didn't drive recklessly. You invite me up, then leave me in the hall for 5 minutes being eyed suspiciously by hotel staff. Your room is a mess. Your bed looks as I would like to leave it looking after a session with you. Your greeting has the warmth of an ICEE. You ask for, no demand, the donation. I suggest that you go find some sheep to slaughter but it won't be me.
Later, I found her prior TER profile with 3 reviews that weren't nearly as flattering as the single review on her new TER profile. This woman was truly "Out to Lunch".
Jesus, this girl sounds like a hot mess. I understand running late and all, but she breaks my cardinal rule: I don't talk about the donation and YOU don't talk about the donation. I'll leave it somewhere you can clearly see in an unmarked envelope. That's the only safe way to do it. For all anyone else could know, that's just money I had in my pocket that I was planning to take to the bank to deposit.
Who was it, so I can avoid her like the plague?
You do realize that argument wouldn't hold up in court, right?
Who was it, so I can avoid her like the plague?
Probably not, and it wouldn't matter anyway. Likely once you're showing up at the incall they already have enough to arrest you, anything you do while you're there is just further evidence against you.
Who was it, so I can avoid her like the plague?
I made my own luck by shopping HX, Eros, and CV. Oh, and beware of Russians, Eastern Europeans, and Germans too. The agencies seem to be flooding SoCal with them. May have to stick with SDAG for a while; they take care of me.
How did you handle the floor supervisor situation?
Like a Boss! *bah dum dum ching!*
I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your servers.
Later, I found her prior TER profile with 3 reviews that weren't nearly as flattering as the single review on her new TER profile.
Still, you tell a very good cautionary tale. Especially, since you can't write a review.