First one in 10+ years. Not the way I wanted the day to start. Fucking hate cops!!

Here's the thing, I've been lucky enough to get out of a lot of tickets in recent years. My excuse? Well, I always tell the cops how super broke I am. For some reason it must touch home to a lot of them. So, what did I do this morning? That exact thing. As a matter of fact, me and this pig were having great conversation about a variety of things. I thought all was going well. So he took my DL, i assume he was gonna go check to see if I was a killer or something. I seen him walking back within two minutes. He comes to the window and asked me to sign the ticket. 68 in a 55. Ugh! What a freaking douche bag!!

As far as "I'm seriously broke" excuse Well, I don't think my new Cadillac CTS helped out in regards to being broke

Happy Friday the 13th!! Just hope it don't get wors