I would think your bath, all that dressing, making sure you picked out the perfect 8 track tape and splashing on the Old Spice would take at least an hour.
Isn't there candle buying too or is that not included in your time allotmentI can't believe some of the stories I've read here about dudes taking hours and hours getting ready. Seriously guys, what are you doing?
I guess if you need to shower twice, shave your nose and ear hairs, shampoo that bald spot, cut your nails, get a mani and pedi, shower again and down some Listerine that's OK.
But why are you doing that nonsense?
Do you really think that any of the gals will fall for you? Or that if you didn't do all that crap she'd toss you out, and NOT take your money?
I guess that's why most of the dudes only see an escort once a year or so.
I do shower, I do get the occasional nose hair or two, but I am not old enough yet for ear hair. Sorry, no bald spot, I only get a mani/pedi when I am with a woman, not in preparation to see one and yes I do down some Listerine. So I guess in my case, aside from driving time, about fifteen minutes of "preening" does it for me. I almost always reach my goal of being "not repulsive" maybe other guys have higher aspirations than you or me? Or perhaps you are correct and that's why these guys can't get laid more than once or twice a year.
I am still the undisputed # 1 Slobbyist.
Why did you change your handle? Most guys want to see a GG prostitute. And by taking out the TS in your handle this is misleading. Is business slow?
You are in charge of admissions at JDU.
Start acting like it please.
In charge of "admissions" or "emissions" at JDU?
Might be (thought someone in another forum was possibly him). It's clear that TER Walt is lacking all the creativity of his namesake.
And TER doesn't like people having multiple handles.
And I think bbfs4ever has the #1 Slobbyist all to himself. Walt has a ways to go on that front!
Steph xoxo
you can have as many handles as there are IP addresses.. the entire cast of les miserables could post on the same thread if he wanted..
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A trip to the Department store for a nice new shirt and if I'm really trying to impress, maybe pick up a Victoria's Secret gift card.
Having the right clothes and expensive shoes is key to the beginning of a great connection.
Then manscaping, nails trimmed, shower, shave, brush and floss...
I like to arrive at least 15 minutes early so I'm not ever keeping her waiting too
Not.
Next time you are at the department store, pick yourself up a "man card."
Just make sure you ask your hooker for permission first.
to the store without asking my Courtesan's permission first. I earn my man-card points for being best dressed.
I do dream someday of being under my lady. And by the way, it's not her fault she was born with the wrong body part and I don't resent her not sharing it with me. For now, I worship her and am satisfied spending our 2-hour interludes giving a loving foot massage and painting her toenails so she is relaxed and beautiful for the rest of her day.
I hope that someday you'll experience this kind of love Mr. Dunphy
That some men take an excessive amount of time for preparation. Twenty minutes is all it takes for me. Additionally, I have items in my car such as a toothbrush and mouthwash in addition to condoms just in case.
it's not excessive.
unless he's coming to fuck you subrob and you're getting impatient waiting, then it isn't excessive.
but you need to cool your jets and let the guy take as long as he wants to get ready to fuck you, if you want a repeat client.
I do a little man-scaping, make sure I have a fresh shave and haircut, and my clothes are freshly pressed and of course a shower within the hour. I'm not into mani/pedi's, I think that that is rather feminine. But I do try and ensure that my appearance is at it's best, after all we as clients we expect the provider to be at their best. I don't do this in a effort to make a provider fall for me or leave the game, I do it out of respect.
Now please tell my gambling friend from Texas (via Georgia) that a man paying to have his nails done is very feminine. He is of a different mind.
I swear he used to be hetero. No, for realz!
have time to get a mani/pedi and then fuck again before my two hours were up.
How do you possibly consider two hours getting ready anything close to "restoring sanity" here? Even fishbro "claims" to be ready in 45 minutes, although I doubt there are many here that actually believe him, I bet you it takes him 45 minutes to brew one of those new age teas he swears by.
I would think your bath, all that dressing, making sure you picked out the perfect 8 track tape and splashing on the Old Spice would take at least an hour.
Isn't there candle buying too or is that not included in your time allotment
Those are only for work these days, or weddings, funerals, etc.
I get the candles shipped bulk from Amazon.
And I use Seabreeze, not Old Spice for aftershave.
I told you I have this down to a science. I've had many years to perfect this
I stop at the gas station men's room a few blocks from the incall, take a leak and check my underwear to make sure the fart I let loose in the car wasn't a shart,
2 minutes and 34 seconds take care of the whole thing 
Here's another tale of that....
but I take care of personal hygiene all the time. Like, keeping nails trimmed and removing that wild nose hair, or keeping the jungle bush under control. Really, just letting it go until you have a date? Ick. Not even bothering for a date? Downright nasty.
If I have a date, I shower and shave, and I'm just ready. No special dance.
Because I shaved and trimmed my nose hairs way earlier in the day, so by the time I have to "get ready," all I have to do is brush my teeth and jump in the shower.
Shower, shave, make sure the mouth is minty fresh, put on nice clothing (not expensive since most of the date is sans clothing), comb my hair. I figure she is going to look fabulous why should I not look fabulous in return. If you look like you are dressed for a suck for a buck crack whore, and smell like you spent the day shoveling cow shit, she would toss you or not even step into your hotel room. If you don't care about yourself, you probably don't care about her.
After reading some reviews, I thought I was WAAAY behind the curve.
I started doing wind sprints wearing a parachute, pounding an implement tire with a sledge hammer, all while breathing through my ears. Only 4 weeks to go, I better get back to work!
Oh wait, that's not what you meant?
I guess if you need to shower twice, shave your nose and ear hairs, shampoo that bald spot, cut your nails, get a mani and pedi, shower again and down some Listerine that's OK.
But why are you doing that nonsense?
Do you really think that any of the gals will fall for you? Or that if you didn't do all that crap she'd toss you out, and NOT take your money?
I guess that's why most of the dudes only see an escort once a year or so.