Gentlemen (and ladies): Ever leave a session w/ a provider and find a tune ringing in your head? Ever look at a provider's website and find yourself humming? It's time to name that tune! Find the song that matches the provider (or hobbyist). To start this off, I offer the following:
From the Rolling Stones:
Bet your mama was a tent show queen, and all her boy
Friends were sweet sixteen.
I'm no schoolboy but I know what I like,
You should have heard me just around midnight.
Brown Sugar, How come you taste so good?
Provider: Melinda
From Johnny Cash:
I hear the train a comin'
It's rollin' 'round the bend,
And I ain't seen the sunshine,
Since, I don't know when,
I'm stuck in Folsom Prison,
And time keeps draggin' on,
Provider: Netmichelle
From Donald Fagan (Steely Dan)
Introduce me to that big blonde,
She’s got a taste of Tuesday Weld.
Wearing Ambush and a French Twist,
She’s got us wild and she can tell.
She loves to limbo, that much is clear.
She’s got the right dynamic for the New Frontier
Provider: NOSC
From Johnny Cash:
A Boy Named Sue.
Provider: InterestingWoman
Its funny...I got them all right after the first sentence of the lyrics...I did, I did...lol
okay...What's my prize?
Cheers!
No prizes for guessing. You have to come up w/ lyrics/songs for providers. Or hobbyists. Get to work. More will be revealed.
Steve Earle (from the El Corazon CD)
"Somewhere Out There"
Somewhere out there in the world tonight
Just out of my reach
I hear your heart beat
Comin' in loud and clear tonight
Poundin' in my brain
Callin' out your name
Provider: Misty
Brick House by the Commodores:
I have a few specific providers in my mind: Rose, Melinda, Wild Linda, the former escort Peyton are some of the wonderful women who are really "well built".
Many years ago (1984) I saw Lionel Richie perform that song live with Tina Turner strutting up the aisle and joining him on Stage. She is truely a brick house also.
Some Lyrics:
Ow, she’s a brick house
She’s mighty, mighty
Just lettin’ it all hang out
Ow, she’s a brick house
I like ladies stacked, that’s a fact
Ain’t holdin’ nothin’ back
Ow, she’s a brick house
Well-built together, everybody knows
This is how the story goes
and
Mmm, the clothes she wear, her sexy ways
Make a old man wish for younger days, yeah, yeah
She knows she’s built and knows how to please
Sho’nuff can knock a strong man to his knees
From Leonard Cohen:
And she shows you where to look
Among the garbage and the flowers
There are heroes in the seaweed
There are children in the morning
They are leaning out for love
And they will lean that way forever
While Suzanne holds the mirror
And you want to travel with her
And you want to travel blind
And you know that you can trust her
For she's touched your perfect body with her mind.
Provider: Sedona
(1) Hotel California:
"You can check out any time you like, But you can never leave!"
(2) House of the Rising Sun:
"It's been the ruin of many a poor boy, and God I know I'm one"
Actually, so many songs on that album (Aja) could have been about the profession. Maybe for M, "Josie" fits. I think I need to go find my copy and put in the car CD.
-- Modified on 3/21/2004 3:25:43 AM
Lol. Don't worry, see ya soon. 
I mean, you of all people should know I'd prefer Bob Seger to the Allmans. But you did get the cynical part right, for sure.
You make my heart sing,
You make everything,
Grooooovy!
Wild Thing!
I think I love you,
I wanna know for sure,
Come on, hold me close,
You move me.
"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?"
Rod Stewart
Provider: Danavancouver
"I Shot the Sheriff"
Eric Clapton
Provider: Netmichelle
I hear ya calling dear.
Her body measurements are perfect in every dimension,
She's got a figure that's sho' nuff getting attention.
She's poetry in motion, a beautiful sight to see;
I get so excited viewin' her anatomy.
She's built, she's stacked,
Got all the curves that men like.
She's a bad mama jama,just as fine as she can be...
(by Carl Calton who also sang the classic Everlasting Love).
In doing further research, I came across two tunes by Stephin Merritt that made me think of all the wonderful women I've met -- both from Magnetic Fields' 3 CD album, the not-inappropriately titled "69 Love Songs"
If you know how I long
for you now that you're gone
you'd grow wings and fly
home to me
home tonight
and in the morning sun
let's pretend we're bunny rabbits
let's do it all day long
rapidly becoming rabid
singing little rabbit songs
I can keep it up all night
I can keep it up all day
Let's pretend we're bunny rabbits
Until we pass away.
-- "Lets Pretend We're Bunny Rabbits"
Andy would bicycle across town
in the rain to bring you candy
and John would buy the gown
for you to wear to the prom
with Tom the astronomer
who'd name a star for you
But I'm the luckiest guy
on the Lower East Side
Cause I've got wheels
and you want to go for a ride....
-- Luckiest Guy on the Lower East Side