attendants would come down the aisle:

"Good morning.  Would you like TWA coffee, TWA milk or TWA Tea?"

Got tales of NYC for us all?

Do tell....

I just gotta see those dreads too.  I hear that they just complete the package to a F'ing tee.

You so rock!

I must be taking the wrong airlines. Most of the flight attendants I have met recently seem to be collecting social security checks. The only flight attendants that are under 60 are male. They may be cute but they are not mt style.

"The Proud Bird with The Golden Tail". Yessirree Bob. Seems like
all the stews on those flights were Asian.

In the last year, I've flown every major US carrier and a few internationals.  In the US, as layoffs continue, average age of attendants is rising and looks are going off a cliff.  Not to mention the attitudes that have gone from bad to worse as they've gotten more overworked.  At Jet Blue, one of a few US airlines still making money, there are occasional lookers but no one I would spend too much effort on.  On the internationals, let's just say I'd rather nap.  Frankly, the last really hot flight attendant I saw was in the movie Catch Me If You Can.  Overall, if I had the urge in flight I think I'd go to the bathroom and think about my last visit with a provider while taking matters into my own hands.