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Debra_Hollander See my TER Reviews 167 reads
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Do you not understand that many ladies don't want their perfectly coiffed hair & glamorous makeup all washed away?  Or at least, wetted & smeared?  :-)

For those who like to shower together, that's great.  Enjoy!  ;-)

But I'm not destroying my carefully applied cosmetics and hairdo in a shower for a 1 or 2hr date.  
Book me for an entire afternoon or day (and I feel comfortable with you) then sure.  Let's hop on in!  
 
Posted By: vjlovesbj

   
 I do like to DATO, and it also gives me a chance to make sure I nicely soap it up as well...
Ya gotta be careful with soap in some places, you know.  Getting it in the back-door might have an unwanted effect. ;-)  

Another reason I've learned not to indulge in clients' shower requests: some don't understand they shouldn't be soaping up the kitty!  Let alone sliding soaped-up fingers in there.  :smh:

xoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxo

BrinleyRhea1369 reads

I hope you all are finding your rendezvous fulfilling. I would just like to get on my soapbox for a few minutes and talk about YOUR hygiene. As a provider, I have had my fair share of let’s say “unpleasant encounters” of various forms of man meat. Not trying to be bashful or even come off as rude, but I have had to interrupt ‘service” so that my client could clean up down there. Trying to be as gentle and understanding as possible towards the client, and the situation; the awkward moment of embarrassment seems to never subsides, even after the “cleaning.”

So with that being said, I would like to offer some advice on staying clean prior to receiving services:
1. If you’re not against shaving the area around your man meat, removing some of the excess hair would be appreciated.
2. If you feel you had a busy and active day and you broke a sweat (even if it was a tiny sweat) you should be aware that your man meant was sweating too. Planning on seeing that special lady later that night? Take a trip to the bathroom to splash some soap and water down there, wash away that excess sweat and smell.
3. Tada! You’re all ready to go

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Halliebabyy279 reads

So many times I have found myself like "are you kidding? take a shower right now"  

I don't understand how it's not in the thought process, it's definitely in mine when I'm getting ready.  

 
xoxo

HallieB

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Greenbacks2368 reads

That goes for the providers to

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JackDunphy264 reads

And instead of addressing the ENTIRE board, why not just take it up with the offenders?

Finally, do you really think a man who needs to be told to be clean to fuck a women will now do so bc of your scolding?

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Mscurious254 reads

She's not addressing the ENTIRE board.She's speaking to the men who do not practice good hygiene.If you routinely wash your ass then her post shouldn't be offending you right now lol

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JackDunphy243 reads

Go back and look at her headline sweetie. She addresses the "gentleman" at large.

And this isn't about the GUYS, its about HER as she placed her ad in a threAD starter.

Epic fail, Ms. Curious.

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BrinleyRhea244 reads

Why so angry? You saw the title, you could have ignored my post, but instead you wanted to add your useless 2-cent. Yes I made this post in the general board, as a informative post, or more like a friendly reminder, that YOU, yes you.....your man meat has the tendency to smell like stank, if not properly washed after a long days hard work.

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JackDunphy189 reads

And yes, humans stink if they don't wash. Thanks so much for the education.

Now stop ranting and in the future, just point your john's meat to the shower. LOL

Is this really THAT difficult?

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MelodysMemoirs227 reads

Sometimes my dear, that is the most difficult thing to do.  
They get offended, swore they showered today, but it's like 7pm and have been at work all day.
It's a two way street, everyone should have a nice soapy rinse within an hour of seeing each other!
She sounded a little ranty, but she's right.  
Some guys need a little reminder sometimes :)  

Posted By: JackDunphy
And yes, humans stink if they don't wash. Thanks so much for the education.  
   
 Now stop ranting and in the future, just point your john's meat to the shower. LOL  
   
 Is this really THAT difficult?

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JackDunphy196 reads

Seems like a professional would just ask her dirty clients to take a shower when they got to her rather than having a rant with a threAD?

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Mscurious140 reads

This is why I always offer my clients a shower so we can both be comfortable.Nothing like a good clean feeling;)

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vjlovesbj236 reads

The Asians have this art perfected with the mouthwash and shower routine. I think this should be an industry standard. I have also had the bathtub/jacuzzi sessions with a few Asians as well, simply delightful.

I do like to DATO, and it also gives me a chance to make sure I nicely soap it up as well...

Even in Europe, the co-shower is common. American's seem to provide a shower, but rarely hop in...

New TER rule proposal, all TER escorts have to shower with their clients! ;)

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Debra_Hollander168 reads

Do you not understand that many ladies don't want their perfectly coiffed hair & glamorous makeup all washed away?  Or at least, wetted & smeared?  :-)

For those who like to shower together, that's great.  Enjoy!  ;-)

But I'm not destroying my carefully applied cosmetics and hairdo in a shower for a 1 or 2hr date.  
Book me for an entire afternoon or day (and I feel comfortable with you) then sure.  Let's hop on in!  
 

Posted By: vjlovesbj

   
 I do like to DATO, and it also gives me a chance to make sure I nicely soap it up as well...
Ya gotta be careful with soap in some places, you know.  Getting it in the back-door might have an unwanted effect. ;-)  

Another reason I've learned not to indulge in clients' shower requests: some don't understand they shouldn't be soaping up the kitty!  Let alone sliding soaped-up fingers in there.  :smh:

xoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxo

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Tobi Telford193 reads

I hope you're cool with spending the remainder of the date watching me reapplying my makeup and straightening my hair.  

Posted By: vjlovesbj
The Asians have this art perfected with the mouthwash and shower routine. I think this should be an industry standard. I have also had the bathtub/jacuzzi sessions with a few Asians as well, simply delightful.  
   
 I do like to DATO, and it also gives me a chance to make sure I nicely soap it up as well...  
   
 Even in Europe, the co-shower is common. American's seem to provide a shower, but rarely hop in...  
   
 New TER rule proposal, all TER escorts have to shower with their clients! ;)

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nothrofboston162 reads

as to what IS clean ... If you think that if a guy should  ... . "Take a trip to the bathroom to splash some soap and water down there" ... is clean, well I think you need to ramp up your wish list.  

I do that much for my hand when I'm just jerking off! For my lady, I scrub the netherlands thoroughly even if I took my weekly shower.

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Demcc3156 reads

I simply don't understand how/why guys DON'T  shower and clean up before their session.  How hard is it to do?   I guess some guys don't care?

D.

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BrinleyRhea187 reads

I was being modest! That's at the least....the least! Oh how I would love if some would scrub and lather the Netherlands, but I guess to each its own

Posted By: nothrofboston
as to what IS clean ... If you think that if a guy should  ... . "Take a trip to the bathroom to splash some soap and water down there" ... is clean, well I think you need to ramp up your wish list.  
   
 I do that much for my hand when I'm just jerking off! For my lady, I scrub the netherlands thoroughly even if I took my weekly shower.

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chef1275160 reads

Just offer to help, I know that's an offer I NEVER turn down!

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innyc77146 reads

...I honestly don't think there can be too many reminders on the subject of washing away one's dingles/crankrot/crotchrot/etc./so on...

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Crazy Diamond160 reads

They say that taking a bath is hard to do...when I see you, I know that it is true.  Remember soap....taking a bath is SO HARD to do...(piano roll from the Neil Sadaka song).

Ad-lib from high school, towards one who we busted supremely.  I guess that applies to hobbyists who also don't know that the ladies expect their suitors to be clean, teeth brushed, recently shaved...seems so obvious here...

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Posted By: Crazy Diamond
They say that taking a bath is hard to do...when I see you, I know that it is true.  Remember soap....taking a bath is SO HARD to do...(piano roll from the Neil Sadaka song).
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