Providers whose ads mention that they’re upscale move to the top of my list. It sets them apart from those who boast of being from the dregs of society.
I mean who wouldn't want to be with a classy hooker, but if they are both classy AND upscale, Now we are talking. A classy and upscale hooker, what more could an upscale gentleman like me ever ask for? lol
the superlatives they use in their advertising hype are often inversely proportional to the number of limitations on their menus, and how many times during the session you're going to hear, "Sorry, I don't do THAT."
I guess you learn something everyday...and here I thought your search criteria was more like this... See hot photo, check reviews, rate and age, contact via phone, text or email...then go have fun. Don't tell me you're going soft in your old age...lol.
It's easy to tell which women are classy, they say so right on their ads, right?
Try showing them some respect.
It really sets them apart from those who will take just any old (or young) cock in their mouth
Trolling the trolls, I see lol!
Good for you. 
Ohhhhh....THAT kind of scale. Now I get it
joking or taking a stab at sarcasm as am guessing GA is doing, by agreeing with you. Not sure what they are thinking when they use that label but somehow they must think it attracts a more affluent clientele and a better bottom line. One look at their reviews will tell the real story.
Reminds me of when Paul Newman was asked if he ever cheated on Natalie Wood. His response was, "Why would I go out for a hot dog when I have prime rib at home?"
Well, Paul, it's like this: Sometimes you just want a fucking hot dog!
“What a clever thing to say but how true is it? First I think Woodward is hamburger, not steak. As for Paul, he dines out frequently and on the most succulent filet mignon, from what I hear.” -- Joan Crawford
They've stayed at a lot of hotels.
Just love when a gal says she's discrete and then barfs all over social media and on TER about taking it up the ass.
Oh and that's classy too! Lol
Oh and that's classy too! Lol
That was her spelling of it. I should have stated that.
With your "Upscale" ladies. And I don't really place much on an ad where "Upscale" is thrown around. I see the word and it just rolls off my shoulders, it doesn't make them or hurt them..it's all a marketing word. If she's priced right, looks good and has a few good reviews then I'll check her out.
I've seen BP skanks and throw out that they're "Upscale" so.....you go figure.
First off the OP was obviously a joke,
Secondly, did you see where the OP is from? SLC, I think anyone hobbying in SLC deserves to be cut a little slack. I have a buddy of mine who lives there part of the year, He told me the BEST part of the SLC hobbying scene is the number of flights to Vegas every day.
I didn't want to throw that out, that SLC basically sucks and have that come off as some kinda "elitist". I guess I've become spoiled with the Vegas and LA scene.
And I guess that "Joke" flew over my head....so....never mind.
My faves are when they use their instead of they're.
Or your instead of you're.
I particularly like when a prostitute isn't just classy, but educated. And misspells ejucated (sp).
Doesn't that make them look stupid?
Or your instead of you're.
I particularly like when a prostitute isn't just classy, but educated. And misspells ejucated (sp).
Your 2 picky. I like hookers who can speak several languages besides English and profanity.
Or your instead of you're.
I particularly like when a prostitute isn't just classy, but educated. And misspells ejucated (sp).
I do that shit all the time. I'm sure it drives people nuts!
But hell, gotta give a few eye sores to see if they're willing to look past the little flaws. I have the tits of a 19 year old, so I'm sure a spelling error or two (or 25) isn't going to bother a tit man.
xoxo
Upscale=I want as much money as possible for the least amount of effort.
Classy=Takes a shower between appointments.
Well travelled=Well used by men worldwide.
Whenever I saw an ad saying the word "upscale" I suddenly lost all control and consciousness. I went into a trance and felt sudden need to give her $500/hr. regardless of her look, personality, menu, reviews... LOL
Yes, sometimes words are used to decorate the Truth...kind of like when someone douses themselves in perfume or cologne to cover up the Stench.
sarcasm.....angers subtle cousin
Who cares if they use hair spray or not...
Upscale low volume providers that offer qq or b&g.
I've never been less than elated. Frankly, ALL that I've met have been other-worldly ... it's just the way they suck my dick. And then some... right SP. lol
Most that I repeat with have been surprisingly similar. Except for those rare few ... just MHO.
There are two ways for someone to ask you to or tell you to "fuck me". One is hot and you comply, the other is molten and you "OBEY" ... that, my darlings, is the benchmark of a Courtesan.
I've had clients use that word towards me in emails but I laugh. I try to avoid elite, classy, refined, sophisticated or other frou-frou words. Sure I'm pretty smart and like nice things but I don't want to rub off as pretentious.