Not sure what that says about her.

Anyhoo, my story (Oft told now.) is how my wife caught me because I parked my big red car right on the street in front of the hotel instead of me putting it in the hotel's garage.  This in our hometown.  She got the room number from the front desk by showing her ID and knocked on the door.  I opened it expecting to see my date, and instead there stood my wife.  To make matters worse, my date came by about 30 seconds later.

It was not a good day

took my wife to have sushi.  When I arrived my ATF (at that time) was sitting at the sushi bar with some guy.  My wife led me to a seat at the sushi bar and sat one seat away from my ATF.  Not sure how I kept my cool.  My heart was beating a mile a minute.  My ATF was amazingly casual and did not in the least bit make as if she even knew me.  My wife engaged in small talk with her and after about 15 minutes they finished eating and left.

Strange things surely happen, that restaurant is not anywhere near my or my ATF's neighborhood.  Was our first and last time eating there.

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The provider arrived at my room at the same time as housekeeping was cleaning the room right across the hall. Neither of us said a word for a few minutes and waited until they moved on before we got down to business, having a good laugh in the process.

Calling shenanigans on that story.

Also, get a burner.

I was just to an incall last week where I was given the wrong telephone number to text.  Somebody else got my text.  Fortunately the provider had my cell and texted me to find out where I was.

So the point of this story is that just because you have a text message on your phone it doesn't mean it was intended for you.

Of course if you have a full conversation ... well, that's harder to explain.

But a one-off text message -- must have been a mistake, dear.

I was 18. An "older" lady I knew showed up at my apartment with her cousin. I fucked the older lady a couple of times then the cousin comes into the bedroom and tells us the older lady's husband is knocking on the door. The older lady suggests I leave immediately. The problem is that there is only one door and I'm on the 2nd floor. So, out the window I go. No, not "lower myself until I'm hanging on the ledge". Jumped out the window! As I'm making my way out of the neighborhood at 1am, I hear gun shots. Go back to my place in the morning  and my car has bullet holes & my door has bullet holes. No one was injured, but my landlord did ask me to leave.

Mr Robinson 'knew' but We never actually got caught.  It was an open secret...  despite our attempts to keep it quiet.  We used to have a mail drop for messages, we carried it on right under everyone's noses.  Really F*ckin stupid actually but I was just 25.    

Now, just for shits & giggles...  I caught my EX.  She was staying out & using her GF as an excuse.  On a whim I drove an hour to have a visit with her GF,'Lucy' who was also a friend of mine...  arriving about 10 PM.  We chatted for a couple of hours & she encouraged me to sleep on her couch.  (1 BR & she went to sleep...  her grandkids were already asleep in her bed.)  In the morning she made breakfast for everyone...  
The phone rings...  it's my soon to be ex.  She motions for me to listen in, holds the phone off so I can.  The ex has tried calling the house (my house)...  I'm not home (no shit).  So she wants 'Lucy' to call my house & lie & tell me "she just left house & is on her way home."  
Lucy says "I can't tell him that."
Ex says "Why not?"
Lucy says "Because he's standing next to me."
CLICK.  
I didn't see her for 3 days.  By then I was making alternative living arrangements.

... unfortunately I thought I was texting a Provider about her review.  I was able to BS my way out of that by saying, since I'm in the Food & Beverage Industry, that I was writing a restaurant review for someone.

Another time I used to manage a nice upscale 300 room hotel in Dallas.  I lived in the hotel and would have Providers come visit me but had to be careful if housekeeping was on the floor.  I remember a couple of times when a Provider announced that she was on the property I asked to wait a few minutes as housekeeping was in my hall.  They didn't care and came right up.  Never any repercussions though on those two foibles.

About six months ago I accidentally texted my cleaning lady about bringing water to my room as I had a fridge, and the room number......not enough to tip my hand but scary.

She texted me back with a bunch of question marks.  I responded telling her I was out of town on business (which I was) and was having a business meeting.  End of story.

However, said cleaning lady is friends of my Ex.  Sweated it out for a few days.

(Sally is Salvatore. Sue is a Boy Named Sue. Patty is Patrick. Ellie is Eliot. Fern is Fernando. ...

Earlier today, tweeted out a screenshot of an Excel spreadsheet on my computer. Did not realize that I had a TER open in the background. Twitter friend pointed it out, I deleted the tweet 4 minutes later. I hope he doesn't google The Erotic Review, if he doesn't, I can just play it off as a porn review site and not an escort site.

Also

Late last year, I was texting my friend Kyle, who I'm out to, and my friend Stephanie, who I'm not out to. Meant to text Kyle something about how I might see a certain escort when she's in town, but I texted Stephanie about that. She questioned me about it, I just said, don't worry about it.