I enjoy this life of ours so much, primarily because I don't want anyone up my ass 24/7.
And, I sure as hell know that it would take a very special woman to spend 3 non stop days with the likes of me.I enjoy taking cruises on big cruise ships. However, I always wonder if there are any "working girls" on these ships.
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I've been on at least 10 cruises and it seems to be mostly families and couples, a few girls week out groups, but no sign of any escorts, nor any sign of potential customers.
But it was arranged by request. I doubt very much that ladies work the ships. Advertising would be almost impossible. Imo of course 😉
I know at least one other "working girl" who has too. And I once saw an ISO looking for a lady to accompany someone on a cruise.
When you have up to 6,000+ people on a ship, there's always a chance of a provider among them. 
Or were you asking if any providers make themselves available for clients while cruising?
Because I've never seen any ads like that, but that doesn't mean someone hasn't done it.
In fact, I'm sure someone HAS. Just might be tough to find. 
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What are the laws governing P4P in international waters? The ship might have their own rules of conduct but they aren't a legal authority.
How long does it take to shuttle "seafarers" from, say, Manhattan or Boston, to a waiting cruise ship waiting in international waters? By boat, by helicopter, by jet ski ...? This could seriously cut into the tourist business to Latin American or Asia.
Maybe I should change my handle to "The Admiral.
She may not speak perfect english but you don't have to worry about LE.
you do know that the staff/crew cannot have any sort of sexual relation with the passengers. Not to mention there are cameras all over the ship.
Or even Captain Stubing!
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they swore up and down that nothing would stop the cruise. But it never happened. A friend who was booked on it got a refund for her deposit. She would have rather been on the cruise.
But I can see why this would have been hard to do: How many men can get away for 4 days without being questioned?? I suppose the ideal thing would be to plan a cruise when gents could take their wives, and then somehow enable them to set something up on the side (give them a room number where they could go to set up appointments, or some such thing). Risky, but otherwise you're depending on single gents who play, who are fewer and farther between than attached ones. Hard to sell a cruise like that.
they are technically "working girls," but I have not had any problem trading a few drinks or a bottle of wine for sex on a cruise ship.
Yes, that was just too easy to pass up. lol
I didn't think through my wording. LOL
These were all single women on cruise ships. I have never played for the other team. In fact, I don't even know why some guys who claim to be straight see TS's. I don't get why a woman wouldn't be better unless you're gay.
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but this is not a slam against guys that do.
I think I am living proof that sexual preference is a lot more genetics than environment. I was born in San Francisco, grew up around Trannies, gays, junkies, hookers, everything you can imagine. I did end up doing a lot of drugs in my youth, I obviously love fucking hookers, but I don't have a gay bone in my body, and I have ZERO interest sexually in any person that has a dick. So I guess some of it rubbed off on me and some of it didn't, which means I don't think anyone can "learn" to be either straight, gay or TS, you simply are what you are.
I also don't get the argument about "sexual boredom" making supposedly straight guys want to explore Transexuals, I suppose it's possible to get tired of pussy, but my "number" is well up in the thousands and I haven't gotten bored with pussy yet and I hope I never do. lol
Were these girls passengers or crew members?
passengers. Most cruise lines will fire both male and female crew members for "socializing" in any way with passengers.
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single women outnumber single men on cruise ships about 10-1. Most of the guys have brought a woman with them. The single women are actually fighting over the available single guys. That's why its much easer to bed them on a cruise ship than if you first meet them in a bar or club. Accordingly, I don't know if that many men would be that eager to pay a provider when the freebies from civvie girls are there for the asking, so it be too slow for a provider to justify the cost of the cruise. Just my take from my own experiences on a half dozen cruises.
and I too always brought my own date, but now that you mention it, each time there were a lot of single women around looking like they were regretting going on a cruise "with the girls" It did look like I was missing out on some easy pickings
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If you are flexible enough on scheduling to go on short notice, there are some huge discounts on last minute bookings from online consolidators. A few years ago, I got a panama canal cruise that was normally $5500 for $1400. Think how much that would drive down the price of pussy!
One note . . . I recommend Caribbean or South seas cruises about this time of year. Its warm enough that you see plenty of skin so you know what you are getting, but not yet hot and humid so you sweat all the time. If you go to Alaska or Europe, you're not going to see all the fat under their clothes until you are already committed to do her.
We used to make a game of it at the Del Rey, there would be hundred of hookers working the bar, many of them crammed into clothes two sizes too small for them. Lots of the new guys would claim they couldn't tell which ones were hiding their flab and which ones were hard bodies. My buddy and me use to warn the newbs just by looking at them which chicas were actually "gordas" and which ones were worth fucking. Never once did we steer a newbie wrong.
A woman might think she has hidden her rolls of flab, but not to the seasoned eye she can't. lol
see much spandex on an Alaskan cruise. You'll see a lot of fiber-fill parkas, so no way to sort out the fatties, unless you can count their chins.
Oh well, I guess fatties need love too and a fat chick will keep you warm on those cold Alaskan nights, but then again I suppose so will my vomit when I wake up to find out who I spent the night with.
The thought of being a single guy going on a cruise never entered my mind. Never thought of it as a way to pick up single women.I'm going to have to look into taking a cruise in the near future. Thanks for the good info.
Rather then hopping on a ship all by yourself, gather a handful of other mongers to go with you, make sure the "ports of call" have decent P4P action, that way just like when going out to a bar, if you strike out you still have hookers to fall back on every day or so and plenty of drinking buddies during your non-fucking time.
I would also advise if you plan on taking a "date" with you on a cruise longer than 3 days, do NOT go just the both of you, a week of total togetherness will have even the chillest amongst us climbing the walls of your state room after being totally together for that length of time.
I enjoy this life of ours so much, primarily because I don't want anyone up my ass 24/7.
And, I sure as hell know that it would take a very special woman to spend 3 non stop days with the likes of me.
Never gone on one with the intention of booking new people. How would you screen? How would you get paid? How do you keep it a secret and not kicked off?
First question, just what would you be screening for? You would get to meet the guy in person before doing anything.
Second question, Getting paid is simple, in cash, preferably (from your perspective at least) before the clothes come off.
Third question, Now you are getting into tougher territory and the biggest reason you don't see hookers "working" cruise ships. Keeping the crew from figuring out what you were up to would be virtually impossible. Too bad though, you would think that cruise ships flying the flag of a country where prostitution is legal might try it out someday, but the soccer moms would bitch to high heaven it's not going to happen.
It's really a damn shame that people think it's ok to stick their noses in other people's business.
Maybe not with the guests, but (if advertised properly and she had an "in") a provider could be VERY popular with the crew. They are away from their wives for 6-10 months at a time, plus the crew knows where all the empty rooms and hiding spots are below deck...
Or if a provider had an incall right near the dock and found a way to advertise to the guys on the ship...brilliant!
just ask one your atf or any provider before hand to join you on a cruise trip. I can believe its going to cost arm and a leg.
i have received several interesting responses...thanks all. I leave tomorrow, back in a week. I'll post my results?
is to own a fleet of gambling/escort cruise ships.
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Many years ago when I was much younger, I used to perform as an entertainer on over 23 crew ships. Plenty of pretty women to be had but better to wait till the last few days, after they realize they've spent $1000 and still haven't had their shipboard romance. 😀