have to pay the insurance co-pay. Its a win-win!
And I'm not talking about the size of the wallet 
And no bigger around than my thumb..... but I do have larger hands than most women. 
He brought small-size condoms with him.
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Why?
Yea why?
What I want to know is Octavia's definition of "small enough"...
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As my lady friend says, it's not the length, it's the girth.
Hahahahaha Now that's funny!! Lmao!
So true, I may not be Mandingo, but I have been told I have nice girth, and that vein! As a provider recently told me, "girls don't like pencil dicks." As the old adage goes "it's not the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean."
LOL, my ex-wife had an aunt who made fun of her lover, calling him "pencil dick." Couldn't have been that bad, though, she did stay with him awhile.
Bet she only says that to guys with small dicks 😆
Bout 1.5" needless to say there was not a love connection
Why are you interested in the size of other guy's dicks?
Got a problem with yours?
Actually I do not want to know the answer to either question ! ! !
I understand your point about public relations, but on the other hand, we're on a forum where providers are reviewed and rated on all physical aspects, including breast size.
I think we all have to learn to live with what we were genetically given and not be too sensitive about it. We even have insecure presidential candidates swearing they're well hung. We are never going to be attractive to everyone. I don't expect a provider to find me attractive. I certainly don't want her to tell me lies about being attractive. It's nice I can get service regardless
No doubt! Who cares what we ALL say here? I'm not 100% in all the rules here but EVERYONE should be able to say whatever the hell they want
#justsayin
I think we all have to learn to live with what we were genetically given and not be too sensitive about it. We even have insecure presidential candidates swearing they're well hung. We are never going to be attractive to everyone. I don't expect a provider to find me attractive. I certainly don't want her to tell me lies about being attractive. It's nice I can get service regardless.
#justsayin
I think we all have to learn to live with what we were genetically given and not be too sensitive about it. We even have insecure presidential candidates swearing they're well hung. We are never going to be attractive to everyone. I don't expect a provider to find me attractive. I certainly don't want her to tell me lies about being attractive. It's nice I can get service regardless.
Fuckin A! I've been dying to yell, "FIRE" in a crowded theater for years.
and small dicks are not the same thing. A girl with a flat chest can still get you off. A guy with a VERY small dick, relative to her size, is usually not going to get her off except by good oral technique. Small/large are relative terms, though, and its easy to compensate. If you're packing major sausage, then go out and see tall girls. If you're a little smaller than average, stick to petite spinners. I have a close hobby friend that is 5-5, and says his equipment is proportional to his stature, so regardless of recommendations I give him about some excellent taller women, he won't see anyone that isn't a petite spinner. However, I think the OP was talking about extremely small, so that's another matter entirely.
What would be considered 'proportional' for a dude who is 5'5"?
Definitely asking for a friend, not because that's my exact height...
I have it on good authority that you are at least 5' 5 1/4" lol
and please don't ask me what is "proportional" because I don't have a fucking clue.
5-11. My dick is 5-5. You just misunderstood whoever told you about me.
You must be in flat mode, switch to tree mode and it's easier to see who is responding to who.
a good line so I said it anyway. Lol
That's why we have fingers and tongues.
I think we all have to learn to live with what we were genetically given and not be too sensitive about it. We even have insecure presidential candidates swearing they're well hung. We are never going to be attractive to everyone. I don't expect a provider to find me attractive. I certainly don't want her to tell me lies about being attractive. It's nice I can get service regardless.
He simply inquired about the smallest penis we've ever experienced.
Touché Erin Keevy! Why do people get their panties in a wad! Don't get it :/
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And pick up a dictionary too
So glad I found and joined TER, Some of these discussions really make me laugh out loud. You ladies have seen a lot and are description of your experiences are really entertaining sometimes.
NOT asking for myself, just that they use less, think of it as a child's portion at a restaurant...
Well then men who are too old to perform should get their senior citizen discount too!
Or even better they oughta be paying ME!!!
providers are going to pay you, but some of the guys here might if you decide to switch sides for awhile. Lol
Are you supposed to ask right away what's on the "children's" menu, and does she then give you a junior-size condom and a couple of crayons?
hope they have a lonnnng tongue...
Hopefully this will make for a good laugh and no one will barf. But there has been a few guys that I have seen that have like a hidden penis. It is I think related to how overweight they were. But the first time I saw one, I just did not know where to go. It is like having an innie belly button, only it is your genitals. I've seen much in my Nursing career but a Peek-a-boo penis was not one them. LOL. Now listen, it doesn't alarm me now of course, but it used to.
one of my past favorites was a nurse in her day job and provided only two days a week. I love nurses because they know the science behind how everything on a man works and therefore how to get the absolute best out of a man.
Plus you can get your prostate checked...
have to pay the insurance co-pay. Its a win-win!
Aww it was a lovely time! I love male genitalia of all sizes, and I definitely appreciate those on the smaller spectrum.
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